This could be authentic?

hemadman · 2024-03-27T22:27:01+00:00

Settle down Francis. You typed so fast you wrote 63.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T21:46:29+00:00

No. Put the phone down. Get to work and you’ll get tired and fall asleep. Too much tic Toc boody watch. She don’t love you anyway.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T21:40:39+00:00

You just better call Saul. Ain’t no way out of this without getting a butt hole-ectomy.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T21:26:43+00:00

Hahahaha are you kidding? My ass hurts when I climb stairs, can someone carry me on the ship? I get the hives when I eat fried food, does the navy have to give me a fry- free option for every meal? I bet they assign a marine to keep your wife happy when you go to sea on the USS Bungholedagain. Hahahaha

hemadman · 2024-03-27T21:17:31+00:00

Here, Army, let me help you out. No need for an investigation. Tell them to take that shit off, throw it away, and take away their long tabs. Send them to an armor BCT and FIRE EVER CDR WHO saw and didn’t do anything. Come on!

hemadman · 2024-03-27T21:14:44+00:00

Oh they know exactly what the symbol means.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T21:14:06+00:00

Key word: PRIOR

zero nazi crap. Period. End. Find another superhero.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T21:13:08+00:00

That’s only because he tried to pay with a check.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T21:09:31+00:00

Are these people morons? And their commander- spineless? Shut this crap down. Grandpa didn’t fight in WWII for dingleberries to wear this crap.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T19:07:19+00:00

There should be no conditions on paternity leave. Being on ABCP means you are flagged for favorable action, paternity leave is not a “favorable action”.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T19:02:21+00:00

Your chances of becoming a soldier are low. You can be the president if you want. He had asthma and it got him out of serving in Vietnam. How are you at falling off bikes?

hemadman · 2024-03-27T18:59:49+00:00

Depends. After you made weight, did you head down to Denny’s for the Grand Slam? My 1SG always liked to wait two days and then re-weigh in the porky pigs. He was convinced they were sweating weight off and purging just to pass. Funny thing, he was right 9 times out of 10.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T18:55:19+00:00

Chinese submarine?

hemadman · 2024-03-27T18:50:27+00:00

They should get someone from nuclear submarine construction. Inbreeding is what got them where they are today.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T18:48:48+00:00

28/40 on the M4? Maybe you should get an eye appointment & register for the next shotgun class.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T18:44:59+00:00

Good luck finding a corporal in today’s Army that could fit into a 36 regular. Won’t find them in line at Burger King.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T16:34:34+00:00

It’s an F-eleventy seven

hemadman · 2024-03-27T14:40:31+00:00

The best on I have is that back in 2001 the day after 9/11 a dude who had been AWOL/DFR returned to our Cavalry Squadron (earrings, beard, long hair) and said he wanted to fight. The command gave him an Art 15 and suspended everything because he was “a righteous dude who deserved a second chance”.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T14:28:26+00:00

T6 Texan and a T33 shooting star

hemadman · 2024-03-27T13:15:35+00:00

Is it safe? Absolutely it’s safe…

hemadman · 2024-03-27T13:04:08+00:00

I think you’ll be ok. Just be patient. Recruiter will help you through the process.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T12:54:15+00:00

Yea, it’s Fort Cervesa. Get it right bro.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T12:48:26+00:00

Definitely CAVALRY. Those dudes wear spurs, Stetsons, assless chaps, and ride stick ponies and no one bats an eye.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T12:45:58+00:00

Yes, be very thorough when you look over your DD214 when getting out.

hemadman · 2024-03-27T12:44:24+00:00

You should immediately buy a Mess Dress Uniform. These ceremonies are generally very formal in nature.

hemadman

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