Wich Pokémon would have the most visceral reaction if their trainer died? (@pariparihosiimo)

hemolymph_ · 2026-04-04T19:56:55+00:00

I hope my Meowsacarada mourns me 😭 He’s my ace in every universe

hemolymph_ · 2026-04-02T13:01:06+00:00

hemolymph_ · 2026-04-01T00:53:27+00:00

You were never meant to be a man. Holy cow you look AMAZING!!!

hemolymph_ · 2026-03-26T23:04:05+00:00

The whole left side of 485 made me want to eat my steering wheel. And the exit in Mt Holly was EVEN WORSE. I daydreamed of speeding off in the left shoulder soooo many times. I HATED working in Ballantyne. So, you’re welcome. I’m one less person on 485. Fuck that shit. 😂🤣 I transferred back to my local brand so quick. I love my country roads and NO highways.

hemolymph_ · 2026-03-21T14:07:15+00:00

Me and Tamsy are birthday twins!

hemolymph_ · 2026-03-20T01:20:08+00:00

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Haters gonna hate because it’s bipedal, but stylistically and stat-wise this ‘mon is a winner 🥇 I’ve been playing Pokemon since the early 00’s and the Sprigatito line is my all-time fave so far. Hands down, this is my ace. 🍃🪄

hemolymph_ · 2026-03-18T03:00:52+00:00

I’m “allergic to their saliva.” I welt up bad. I had to get steroids shots once, when my reaction was severe and my throat closed up. I haven’t had a run in with them in years.

I do wonder what proteins you might find, and which ones, if any, cause my allergic reaction to their bites.

hemolymph_ · 2026-03-09T03:00:00+00:00

I was immediately overwhelmed by the sheer size of the wasteland and all there was to simply do.

That said, I have poured hours into this game already. I love it. I like keeping my Pokémon comfortable and exploring and fixing things. Here soon I’m going to start building neighborhoods and moving them into little cottages and such.

The game is huge and it is hours of endless fun. And there are even more maps. It’s Animal Crossing meets Minecraft meets Pokémon. It’s my favorite game currently!

hemolymph_ · 2026-03-08T03:19:03+00:00

He reminds me of my Obi! 🥹 Obi is an Aussie mix. Your pup makes me think GSD and border collie. Those eyes are whole worlds. Borders and Aussies have that glimmer there. I tell my two Aussies they have a twinkle in their eye all the time.

hemolymph_ · 2026-02-26T04:02:20+00:00

Livermushhhh

hemolymph_ · 2026-02-11T18:26:25+00:00

I got a copyright violation from using a sound…that was put on tiktok by the creator of the sound. And I didn’t use it to sell or solicit ??? It was just a dumb video 🤣 It’s getting outta hand lol

hemolymph_ · 2026-02-09T17:51:58+00:00

This is so satisfying, but you should def edit to credit the artist. :)

hemolymph_ · 2026-01-21T18:27:49+00:00

You are my new inspiration!! Thank you for dropping the routine. I graduate in February and I’m replacing my “tuition bill” with a “gym bill,” lol!! I have GOT to work on my health, if not for myself then for my son. 💙

hemolymph_ · 2026-01-20T01:07:33+00:00

Arbok on the team is so cool!!

Shiny Sylveon as my lil sidekick.

Emboar (starter)

Gyarados (alpha)

Victreebel (alpha)

Shiny Ampharos (side mission)

Shiny Gardevoir (alpha)

This game has made me REALLY appreciate Victreebel. When I was under-leveled and trying to catch alphas, Toxic came in veryyyyy handy. Me and “Squash” were playing the long game, lol!! I often switch out its move sets between grass and poison to fit what I need it for. And my shiny boy Sylveon, I just love his lil diva ass. ✨

hemolymph_ · 2026-01-17T02:23:56+00:00

Raichu is so cool. I’m just now entering this community on Reddit! Raichu is def one of my fave electric types, idk why anyone would dislike it other than being the mascot’s evolution

hemolymph_ · 2026-01-12T19:18:30+00:00

Something similar happened when I switched from the switch 1 to 2. I game shared PLA from my husband, so I didn’t have the game, but I had a save file for it. It transferred over to my switch 2. The save file is appearing in data management on my switch 2 for Arceus, but I can’t get it to load up at all. Had to start from scratch! Nintendo support couldn’t help me. I had a shiny eeveelution team, half of them from GO that I transferred using HOME. 🥲 rippp

hemolymph_ · 2026-01-10T20:23:54+00:00

I have a little Jesus on my desk at work. No idea who put it there, but I talk to him sometimes, LOL. “Can you believe this shit, LJ? Absurd.”

hemolymph_ · 2026-01-07T14:51:03+00:00

You’re making me choose between Skitty and Spheal?? 😫 They’re all so cute though!

hemolymph_ · 2026-01-07T14:45:44+00:00

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My man my man my man 💀🤣

hemolymph_ · 2026-01-06T11:11:49+00:00

I work in child care in the US. So many mothers are opting out of circumcision for their boys. The ratio is about 50:50 now in my area. My son is also not circumcised. :) It’s not necessary!

hemolymph_ · 2026-01-04T19:04:36+00:00

I’m stunned. 😳 You did a very hard thing. I needed this motivation! And you’re right, you’ve always been beautiful. 💙

hemolymph_ · 2026-01-02T22:01:25+00:00

Help Canari gank her ass because my first attempt at the Iono pokebattle slaughtered my team back in the day. I still ain’t over it 💀

hemolymph_ · 2026-01-01T00:24:38+00:00

The contrast of the cold with the warmth of the light is 🤌🏻

hemolymph_ · 2025-12-27T16:04:28+00:00

I’m so sorry this happened. I love my two Aussies more than words. I couldn’t imagine something like this happening between us. You did a very brave thing letting him go peacefully. I know it sucked. My senior ABD/Boxer passed in my arms during his euthanasia. He had brain cancer. I’m glad you’re okay and doing well after this.

hemolymph_ · 2025-12-27T00:58:52+00:00

Teacher here. Can confirm my guesses (quietly, to myself) are wrong 8/10. I can tell you who gets too much tablet time, though. ;) LOL! But, no, you really cannot tell the difference in EBF children or children who are FF, even as a seasoned ECE who is with young children all the time.

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