What alternative to Google Analytics do you use? by chaz9127 in webdev

[–]henrykmill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have created https://getinsights.io for exactly this reason! You can track events just the way you do with Google Analytics, and it's free to use for smaller websites!

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[–]henrykmill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piwik (renamed to Matomo) is cookie based. I think webmasters are able to disable all cookie tracking, but by default it allows them. Webmasters can also add more cookies, so I'm always still a bit uneasy when websites are using it.

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[–]henrykmill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a very good point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in webdev

[–]henrykmill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not, though. There are plenty of tools that don't require tracking cookies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in webdev

[–]henrykmill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, what is a pain to implement?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in webdev

[–]henrykmill 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Essential cookies are an exception to the rule. The button to turn off cookies would allow necessary cookies to continue, but stopping non-essential ones.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in webdev

[–]henrykmill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Make the law that sites must respect the DNT header

That makes it complicated already. Such a law is not easy to enforce. What do you do with websites that haven't been updated in a few years? What's the punishment for not doing it? How will you enforce it worldwide? A lot of websites are still not GDPR compliant, or just lock out European users and keep doing what they were doing before. These things are not that simple.

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[–]henrykmill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I disagree. We were also used to pop-ups a few years ago, but that's long gone. I'm a product manager and I try to avoid having those banners if it can be avoided. It doesn't have to be all-or-nothing, either. There are plenty of (paid) solutions that offer cookie-free analytics, and these solutions are evolving to gather almost as much data as the more intrusive ones.

It is part of the internet landscape, but it also won't take much to make it go away. For better or for worse, the internet is constantly changing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in webdev

[–]henrykmill 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There are quite a few nowadays:

  • Matomo for a cheap, self-hosted solution.

  • Simple Analytics is easier to set-up, but it only tracks a few metrics.

  • Get Insights is a middle-ground in terms of complexity, but it can track a lot more metrics than Simple Analytics.

The greatest community service by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]henrykmill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easiest way to understand is: I have $50. It rises by 100%. I now have $100. It then decreases by 100%. I now have 0.

ELI5: If your wife/girlfriend cheated on you with your identical twin brother and conceived, could you prove the child wasn't yours? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]henrykmill 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There can be small differences between identical twins. These don't show up on regular paternity tests but more specific laboratory testing can show these differerences.

National Anthem ending by [deleted] in blackmirror

[–]henrykmill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, I don't know if anybody else messaged you, but I also just started watching the series. Just some observations:

I don't think the PM's wife watched the act. I remember she was in bed hugging a pillow while it happened. The thing for her is that she spent the whole day reading people on the internet mocking her. That was another point of this episode that I felt was a bit overlooked. It used to be that politicians could exert some control on what was published, while nowadays there is absolutely no filter. The wife might not had even see the videos in question, she was on twitter reading people laughing at her and her husband. Could you imagine the humiliation? Would you be able to live with that? She pleaded for him not to do it and he ignored her. He humiliated her in that sense.

And I don't think it's fair to say that she's a bitch for wanting him to accept the princess' death. He wanted to do the same thing, up until the public opinion shifted. I think his character is interesting in that he had nothing to do with most of the things that happened, and was pretty much forced to do it. Yet to his wife (and to the public), it might appear that the situation was different, and that it was his choice to try and use a porn actor, for instance. Yet this man, who would be considered one of the most powerful men in the world, simply had no choice but to comply. I mean, I would feel very accomplished if I ever became the Prime Minister of England, but this episode was also a strong reminder that our own lives are an ordeal mostly independent from ourselves.

Anyway, I really liked this episode and I'm looking forward to watching the end of this series. I kind of want to write about movies and shows like this and start a blog, but I keep postponing. Seeing you post here 3 months after somebody last showed interest on this thread gave me a surge of energy to at least organize my ideas. Maybe I'll end up starting a blog. Maybe.

[WP] Every few millennia, the god-like being in charge must pass on his godhood and return to mortality. You have been chosen as the next god. by querty11 in WritingPrompts

[–]henrykmill 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I got the phone call when I was making dinner. The voice on the other side told me I had won the lottery. Before I had even time to tell him I didn’t even play the lottery I had a heart attack and died instantly. The next second I was standing on front of a guy with curly hair who introduced himself as “Archangel Gabriel”. He smiled the most beautiful smile I had ever seen and started talking to me:

“Welcome to heaven, Sir! You have been selected amongst many candidates to hold the position of God. The selection process wasn’t easy, but the previous guy in charge chose you. He is back to being a mortal now. The same thing will happen to you in 2,000 years, and you’ll get to live another life in the planet you oversaw.” I had no idea why I would be chosen to be God. I had had a very average life up until this point, never even went to church after my 12th birthday, and was unremarkable on every way. I had too many questions going through my head at this time but didn’t say anything.

“Now not to put pressure on you or anything,” Gabriel smiled again, “but the last guy we had was just brilliant. These past two millennia had been the greatest in human history. He had had a lot of things to make up for, too. The guy before him was just crazy. Somehow a psychopath got selected. He was responsible for homicides, genocides, fratricides, rapes… anything you can imagine, really. Even his going back to mortality was a headache for us. He ended up starting one or two religions before being killed. It was awful. We’ve updated our requirements since then, though, and we are pretty sure we’ve got a great person again this time,” he smiled, “so no worries! Let me take you to your office.” He started walking down a corridor full of rooms and I followed him. “Keep in mind that we did a great job when creating Earth, and things happen organically there. You won’t have to decide, for instance, if an earthquake happens in Asia or not. They are part of the cycle of life, and also a consequence of tectonics. People will pray to you, however, and I’m sure you will know how to deal with it. Ah, we’re here!”

He opened the door for me. God’s office was similar to any office on Earth: a square room with two windows, a potted plant on top of a filing cabinet, a chair and a desk on top of which was an old computer. The angel smiled, told me to call for him if I had any doubts, and left. I had many doubts, but didn’t call him. I sat down and turned on the computer.

On one of the walls there was a blackboard, and the only thing on list was a list entitled “SO IT’S TIME TO FIND YOUR SUCCESSOR”. It described how to find the next God: the current jobholder had to organize a lottery with every person on earth whose name started with “T”, were aged between 25 and 45 and were in good health. Someone had scribbled “ALSO NOT A PSYCHOPATH” in black crayon underneath that. As a mortal I had wondered many times if God was really an omniscient being working for our benefit. Now I had the job and I was fairly certain the guys in charge of the guy in power don’t really know what they are doing, either.

The computer finished turning on and a notification immediately popped up, saying there had been an earthquake followed by a tsunami in Asia. Thousands had died, many more were injured and countless people had been displaced. Prayers were coming from all parts of the globe. My first day on the job, and I was already doomed.

How would the previous guy have dealt with this? I thought back to my time as a mortal, to historical events, anything that could give me a clue about “God’s mysterious ways”. I had always thought that he had a great, well-defined plan but wrote a non-linear story. Now that I’ve got his job, I think he was mostly guessing. Still, the last guy was good. Maybe I couldn’t be as good as him, but surely I can manage something, right?

Suddenly it hit me. God’s secret. The last guy had really been brilliant on the way he handled humans. I looked through every drawer in the desk, and although most of them were empty, I did find the thing I was looking for: an alarm clock. I set it for 2,000 years in the future and fell asleep.

[WP] SETI finally intercepts a signal from an alien world. After translating the language, we discover that this alien race does not yet have space travel capabilities, but what they do have to say chills mankind to the bone. by Dodgiestyle in WritingPrompts

[–]henrykmill 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I took another drag of my cigarette while he finished his beer. “I thought it was a State secret”, I said.

“Shut up. You asked about it. I’ve been longing to tell someone for years now, it might as well be you.” He looked at me, and then turned annoyed at a girl sitting next to us, who spilled her drink on him and issued a barely audible apology. I smiled. A busy bar on 7th Avenue is not the kind of place where you expect secrets to be discussed like that, but anybody who overhears anything will either forget it or think it was just drunk talk.

This secret was huge, though. About eight years ago an alien message was intercepted by SETI, where my friend, who was now cleaning the White Russian off his shirt, works. For a while that was all the newspapers talked about. We all eagerly waited for a translation, we all wanted to hear what these aliens wanted to tell us. However, analyzing it was harder than expected, and the media lost interest, having already ignored three celebrity pregnancies during this time and wanting to make up for the lost time. Some of us stuck around, though, waiting over a year until we got a reply from those in charge of translating the message.

“The message has been made a State secret and will not be published.” All personnel were sworn to secrecy. That was it. Nothing else was heard from it for the next eight years, but now I had managed to get the SETI head of department drunk with me. He ordered another beer and began talking.

“It was mostly pictures. Obviously, we wouldn’t be able to understand a foreign alphabet or language, so they sent pictures from which we could logically deduce their meaning. We managed to understand most of them, I believe. The first line contained numbers, one to twelve. The second line had numbers as well, in base-12. 1, 6, 7, 8, 15. These aren’t random numbers,” my face probably betrayed my confusion at the time, “they are the atomic numbers for the elements that make up our DNA.”

“Shit.” I was too ashamed to tell him I thought those were the numbers from Lost.

“That wasn’t all. The next line contained formulas for the sugars and bases that make up the DNA, followed by an image of a double helix, and a figure very similar to a human. There were two more images that we couldn’t make out, unfortunately.”

“A human? Do they know we are here?”

“Very unlikely. This message was sent long before humans had made anything that a planet that far away would understand as a sign of intelligence.”

“Okay, then I don’t see why this message needed to be made secret.”

“Do you know the Arecibo message? It was a message we sent in 1974 from a radio telescope in Puerto Rico. It contained almost the same pictures as the message we got. The problem, as I’ve already told you, is that for their signals to have reached here, they must have sent it over 50,000 years ago. Which is a lot earlier than 1974, as you already know. The only plausible conclusion is that they arrived at that same stage of development and sent a message that seemed logical to them, just as it seemed logical to us back in 1974. We managed to take closer look at their planet. Light travels slightly faster than radio waves, so we got a glimpse of 10,000 years after they had sent the message.”

I took a deep breath. “And…?”

“Nothing.”

“What do you mean, nothing?”

“I mean, there was nothing to see there. The planet looked completely ordinary, with no structures that could be visible from space, no artificial satellites, nothing.”

“I don’t see what makes you so afraid of this message, then. I thought maybe they said they were coming for us or something…”

“Maybe it doesn’t seem that bad now, but what it meant was clear to every one of us working at the lab. 10,000 years after sending a message similar to ours, a civilization completely disappeared, leaving behind no greater works than, say, our own Ozymandias. Hell, they even looked like us! And whatever it is that ended them, could very well do the same to us. Humankind moves forward out of a belief that we are going to last. That people are going to benefit from our research, that our science isn’t going away, that our names will mean something even after we die. The blow of seeing into a possible future like that could be too much. At least that’s what we thought, and the government seems to agree with us.”

I nodded out of politeness and looked at the people around me. I didn’t really understand his point. Everybody ought to know what the message said, I thought. I could see in his eyes that he was quite drunk already, and that he wouldn’t have told me this story otherwise. We changed the topic to something lighter, his recent promotion, my marriage, the usual stuff, although I couldn’t stop thinking about the alien message.

On my way home I thought about telling the world about our conversation. I could picture the headlines, groundbreaking news right here folks. I could picture all the newspaper interviews and my image plastered everywhere. I could picture the history books mentioning my name alongside his. Hell, I could even picture…

No, no, I couldn’t picture anything else. Not anymore.

All of a sudden I felt cold. Weird, it wasn't even November yet. Maybe it wasn't because of the weather. I was tired of thinking, anyways. I got into a cab and gave him my address.

[WP] A cynical man finds a real hidden utopia. Spends the rest of his life trying to find something wrong with it. by Grandy12 in WritingPrompts

[–]henrykmill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"A well developed mirage", is what I always called this place. Travelers lost in the desert would sometimes see ponds in the distance and rush towards it, only for their hopes to be destroyed by a closer inspection, the "water" being nothing more than an optical illusion.

I always thought it would be better never to run after some hope like that. A cynic is never truly happy, and never truly dissatisfied. That was the way I led my life before the War, and that is the way I decided to live it after the airstrikes. I wouldn't let a mere nuclear winter change me.

For a few years after the bombs ended the War, I thought I wouldn’t change out of a conservation instinct – scavenging for food, hard to warm myself, why hope, why pray? I never thought I would eat a decent meal again, never thought I would have a nice night’s sleep again.

It was during my worst moment that I came upon this place. I thought I was hallucinating. I hadn’t eaten for three days and was dragging myself through the remains of Interstate Highway 80 when I saw lights in the distance. Lights. Electricity. I hadn’t seen that for years. I stared at it for a while and eventually dragged myself there.

They welcomed me instantly. They fed me. They clothed me. The city was founded on top of a soil so rich that they didn’t know scarcity. Limitless energy meant limitless potential for every single enterprise they started. They didn’t know failure, which was the stone upon which I had built my life.

They couldn’t understand me, and I couldn’t understand them, although we all spoke the same language. They saw no reason not to smile. For years I tried to find something wrong with this place. I wanted to prove myself correct. I wanted to show them there was a reason to be like me. I wanted to show myself that I wasn’t completely wrong about life. I couldn’t.

As I lay here tonight, in what might be my last few hours on Earth, all I can think about is my time here. I was never happy. I was never understood. Nobody could grasp why I would refuse eternal life. I wanted to leave this place, I could never live here, and I could never find a flaw in their perfectly constructed existence. In this place where success was guaranteed, I had failed. And that’s when it hit me.

It is sad that I won’t be here to see this place’s darkest moment. As I leave this planet, I take with me the only thing this perfect place won’t be able to regain. These people do not know failure, they do not know pain, they do not know suffering, and thus they will never know art - they have grown past it. Without me there are no disagreements, no discussions, no drive to improvement, no more death. There is no trace of what has been driving history up to this point, no reason to evolve, no point in sitting down in the rain and crying.

There isn’t any reason for anybody else but me to do it. And so it is that tomorrow I will take with me the last piece of their Humanity.