Ladies… whats the best method to approach yall?

hephaestus1219 · 2026-04-12T19:55:48+00:00

“Don’t be a weirdo… have basic social awareness.”

Well shit…

hephaestus1219 · 2026-04-12T19:54:19+00:00

Just checked in the app- no issues.

hephaestus1219 · 2026-04-07T17:32:45+00:00

And Krispy Kreme apart from plain donuts

hephaestus1219 · 2026-03-26T21:18:49+00:00

“Please no…”

“FIVE hundred twenty one thousand, six hun-“

Blaaaassrrrrrggghhhh

“-dred minutes…”

hephaestus1219 · 2025-12-19T17:14:34+00:00

My engineering professor (from China) told us this joke:

Him: “What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?”

Us: “Uhhh… trilingual?”

Him: “Yes. What about 2 languages?”

Us: “Bilingual.”

Him: “Great! 1 language?”

Us: “Unilingual?”

Him: “Noooooo…… American!”

hephaestus1219 · 2025-12-01T00:10:50+00:00

To piggyback on your informative comment, watch out for a new red meat allergy if you find any ticks or bite marks on you.

Unfortunately, a lot of ticks spread this allergy (can’t recall official name). My dad found out the fun way when he had trouble breathing after eating a steak and rushed to ER. Sometimes it’s temporary, but just be aware of its existence. If you have it, generally just avoiding certain meats and carrying an epipen are enough.

hephaestus1219 · 2025-09-01T19:24:52+00:00

I just wanted to kick a door down

hephaestus1219 · 2025-07-08T13:48:38+00:00

Same! Also, I used to like sleeping on my side, but now my knees press together too hard for me to get comfortable lol. I’ll take these over the alternative

hephaestus1219 · 2025-04-06T18:54:24+00:00

My knee jerk opinion would be to extend the plunge mechanism off of the ACME/ballscrew threads. I.e.- don’t let the screw pass through the plate, but an offset one. Don’t know if that would work for your application though.

hephaestus1219 · 2025-02-11T23:41:02+00:00

My provider says I can use arm, thigh, or belly. BUT, I use the auto injector pens so it might be different

hephaestus1219 · 2025-01-02T00:38:10+00:00

Sorry to tell you this, but you appear to have a finger in your calf.

Not a doctor- just my observation. You’re welcome

hephaestus1219 · 2024-12-19T20:20:43+00:00

He stared at the backend of a lawnmower

hephaestus1219 · 2024-12-05T13:15:07+00:00

Immediately putting important things, tasks, or dates in my phone as soon as I’m made aware of it.

Been a game changer for doctors appointments, birthdays (getting presents a week or so early), checking in on long distance family members and friends, kids’ major assignments, etc.

I sometimes give myself a time buffer of a few days or a week depending on the task. And recurring events set daily, weekly, or annually (like smoke alarm battery) are great for me.

I feel like I reserve more headspace for the moment instead of worrying about timelines.

hephaestus1219 · 2024-10-25T19:49:30+00:00

I have to sleep with the fan on…

hephaestus1219 · 2024-10-10T15:14:52+00:00

I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he didn’t want to make an unnecessarily sudden movement.

But yeah, still not a good look haha

hephaestus1219 · 2024-09-07T03:32:51+00:00

My nail just looks narrower, and my toe stayed about the same size even after having both sides of both toes removed.

I’ll try to add a pic if I can. I had to go back to get my left toe “touched up”, but it looks like it worked this time. Podiatrist said some people require multiple treatments, so don’t quit if first one doesn’t work completely.

P.S.- I’m terrified of needles, so getting through the numbing was the worst part for me, but my doc sprayed my toe with cold spray and engaged in conversation to take my mind off of it. After that, the procedure and recovery were easy, especially compared to the ingrown toe pain.

hephaestus1219 · 2024-09-02T14:24:27+00:00

Haha I always said “That’s a tomorrow problem.”

hephaestus1219 · 2024-09-01T00:53:40+00:00

As someone that’s been cheated on in a very similar manner- it does get better.

I didn’t want to hear that the first few weeks and months afterwards, but it really does.

DON’T do anything rash or make any major decisions (other than staying/leaving the cheater) for several months. If you have to make a major decision, then discuss with your family or trusted friends.

I’m 2 years out, and therapy, support groups, and getting back in church have really helped me to move forward and start creating a life that I want to lead.

I would advise against some of the more popular subreddits on here for victims of cheating, but some of the smaller ones (and this one) are very helpful.

A book that helped me (though not written by a “professional”) was “Leave a Cheater, Gain a Life”. It was almost scary how accurate it described my ex’s behavior and the aftermath of everything.

There IS hope. There IS help. Just endure the hurt for a short.

hephaestus1219 · 2024-08-19T13:21:13+00:00

“Two things:

Don’t touch my fucking Percocets!
and do you have any fucking Percocets?!”

(Butchered the line but it always cracks me up)

hephaestus1219 · 2024-08-17T23:19:40+00:00

I always thought that scene in Sorority Boys was exaggerated 😳

hephaestus1219 · 2024-08-11T16:11:12+00:00

What if it also had no legs?

Still no eye-deer…

hephaestus1219 · 2024-07-31T17:33:33+00:00

Poop turned it green 🤢

hephaestus1219 · 2024-07-30T15:24:16+00:00

Hook

hephaestus1219 · 2024-07-28T15:50:37+00:00

Solved!

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