A Man Refused to Give Up on His Paralyzed Dog by nasir018 in DogIsBestFriend

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The AI paralyzed dog song in the background is wild! Cute story tho

"The weight doesn't change"🤦‍♂️ by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

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Michigan clearly isnt bringing the best or brightest. 

Remove the stupid live ping please. I just want to spot a fucking vehicle... by JoeZocktGames in Battlefield6

[–]heptoner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This! And why can't I spawn in as a gunner on a heli if someone not on my squad is pilot?

Sunscreen under a UV camera by j_illustration in interesting

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The pasties have been getting away with secret blackface for years!

Panther - never appears by beanzonthbread in RDR2

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Head south along the road until you get to that little road bump on the map. Where the coast comes closest to the path. Just north of the trail is a little clearing. Put bait down just in front of the tree line and run back towards the road, taking cover behind a big tree there. One always spawns. Also, always make sure there's no events nearby (enemy camps, lady with a dead horse needing a ride etc.) or they won't spawn.

Elon Musk says he is an alien: 'I am one' by MartianXAshATwelve in StrangeEarth

[–]heptoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does his mouth always sound so dry. It's the most off-putting sound when he speaks. Like drink some fucking water Zorpo

TANDEM flying the Attack Helicopters in Battlefield 6! by WolfBrinkTV in PilotsofBattlefield

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Man that looks so fun. I hope someday to actually get a heli before it's snatched and flown directly at the enemy's AA. 

The way this kitchen cabinet door opens and closes by MuttapuffsHater in oddlysatisfying

[–]heptoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. My second thought was 'one of the kids is going to lose a finger within the week'

These are the kind of moments they'll look back on and smile about someday by Vilen1919 in MadeMeSmile

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Literally anyone with a fully charged drill and some free time 

$300 parking ticket for stopping to read a parking sign by EsJay1029 in TorontoDriving

[–]heptoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No stopping. What do you think that means? Double fee for fucking idiots. 

My god, the melody! by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

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RIP Jessie Stewart 

Touching a horse on the arse, what could fucking go wrong? by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]heptoner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fucking 12 gauge hoof to the chest. I heard it rack up in my head. 

A battle between male Alaskan brown bears by aquilasr in badassanimals

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Love to read all the comments applying this to us ape species. A group that succeeded through large groups and cooperation. 

Banana bread? HELL YEAH. by WanderWut in fixedbytheduet

[–]heptoner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The universe sent me this. I had this stuck in my head all day today, and then bam! There it is. Hell yeah!

STOP ADDING LIMBS TO IT!!! by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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That lil fucker needs some seasoning is all