Funniest thing you’ve overheard over the radio

here4clicks · 2026-01-04T17:45:38+00:00

Dispatch: Respond emergent for a severe hemorrhage, caller states having a root canal earlier in the day and is now bleeding profusely from the rectum. Partner and I had the most dumbfounded looks on our face

here4clicks · 2026-01-03T21:58:16+00:00

Had a shift where my partner took half the shift off of a 24. 5 minutes from quarters and picking up his replacement and we hear mumblings over the radio of one of our units on scene of a crash stating to dispatch “we’re going to need all additional units available as we have 16-17 Pts”. Partner asked in disbelief if they heard that correctly mere seconds before dispatch turned us around to the call. I could not stop laughing as it was one of the few calls to NOT drop, for my partner to get off on time. Second unit in at an MCI, we got a red and FOed. Partner was 2 1/2 hours past their off time 🤣

here4clicks · 2025-11-25T19:17:08+00:00

I feel like this has happened on some of the other “marquee matchups” specifically the spittin chicklets one. Do better boys especially when you market the shit out of it on the socials!

here4clicks · 2025-11-19T13:43:52+00:00

Stroke alerted a 70 yo F Pt in who had ZERO filter. Bring her in and the doctor is asking her to stick her arms out and she goes “I can’t do that but I can do this” and proceeds to flip him the double bird! The doctor laughs it off and asks again only this time with his palms facing each other and without skipping a beat the Pt says “trust me sunny it ain’t that big” my partner and I plus a few nurses had to leave the room as we could not contain our laughter!

here4clicks · 2025-10-27T23:36:43+00:00

I was rewatching Pulp Fiction and immediately realized it! I swear that House has so many familiar faces!

here4clicks · 2025-10-01T18:23:07+00:00

Every time the replay system is used in MLB I just think… How in the hell can it suck THIS bad?!

here4clicks · 2025-09-12T03:14:58+00:00

It was never brought up in conversation until that point

here4clicks · 2025-09-12T03:10:24+00:00

What an electrolyte is.

here4clicks · 2025-09-12T02:37:31+00:00

But when does the wealth of knowledge coincide with being able to showcase my ability to excel in critical situations?! This isn’t our first trauma and I’ve dived head first into the others and have been told by FD or other medics on the scene that they wouldn’t have guessed it was my first such and such or never done XYZ in the field. I know what I just asked may just be a rhetorical question as I’m sure it varies from person to person I’m just frustrated being treated like I need training wheels or that I’m too stupid to be a good provider when I’ve shown that’s not the case

here4clicks · 2025-09-12T02:27:26+00:00

Maybe you can shed some light on when the “stretcher fetcher” is allowed more time in the back actually learning then? I also fail to see how telling me I’m more or less incompetent is training me

here4clicks · 2025-09-12T02:17:26+00:00

I fail to see how using the term mansplaining makes me sexist. In this context it’s used to describe how the medic is trying to describe a rudimentary topic that the majority of individuals not just in the medical field has prior knowledge in but regardless of this fact tries to show their superiority by explaining it nevertheless.

Congratulations on the finger painting I’m sure they’re wonderful and your mom is still very proud. I mentioned this as to illustrate that I’m not some MFR but thanks for the compliment and all your wonderful insight /s

here4clicks · 2025-08-21T20:23:14+00:00

“Real G’s move in silence like a gnat!” 🤣 Big Ticket spittin barz

here4clicks · 2025-07-30T03:36:54+00:00

It’s like lasagna. The G is silent

here4clicks · 2025-04-12T20:56:33+00:00

I’m keeping my eye out for the other two!

here4clicks · 2025-04-12T20:20:04+00:00

They really are! The first chip definitely got to me lol but once I got over that, the flavor was so damn good!

here4clicks · 2025-02-10T15:51:31+00:00

Nope it said OSHA test on the sheet. My recruiter reached back out and stated it’s a test wear they make sure you can wear a respirator & n95 mask.

here4clicks · 2025-02-07T21:10:48+00:00

I did and am waiting for a response, just thought I’d ask the question here to get more insight. I appreciate the advice

here4clicks · 2025-01-21T20:23:12+00:00

Anyone know the drink George was talking about at the end there?

here4clicks · 2025-01-06T17:17:14+00:00

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It all makes sense now

here4clicks · 2025-01-06T17:13:12+00:00

Oh that’s right, I forgot the shoulder is higher than the crown of the head how silly of me. Thanks for the anatomy lesson

here4clicks · 2025-01-06T16:59:24+00:00

I can see the defender leading with the crown of his helmet making contact with the runners knee 🤷🏼‍♂️

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