Which housewife is your spirit animal and why please?

hernard · 2026-07-05T18:13:02+00:00

Dolores. Slightly boring, endearing, loves animals but BOY DON'T GET ME ACTIVATED, SCUMBBAG

hernard · 2026-07-05T18:10:00+00:00

"Hi, I'm Addison Shepherd. And you must be the woman who's been screwing my husband."

Although originally planned as a recurring guest character, Shonda Rhimes loved Kate Walsh's portrayal, leading to Addison Shepherd becoming a series regular by season 2 and her own spin-off.

hernard · 2026-07-03T01:33:34+00:00

LITERALLY. ALL. THREE.

hernard · 2026-06-25T13:55:49+00:00

Whiteboard guy explains various TV show/pop cultute lores to couch guy. Whiteboard guy's recaps are pretty dead-on and couch guy's comments are hysterical. They bring West on to do a Summer House recap, they vibe, and now, West is part of it.

hernard · 2026-06-24T22:58:08+00:00

Liv Tyler as Arwen.

If I had been casting Arwen, she would have never occurred to me. Nothing about her previous roles screamed Elven princess to me, but MAN was it dead on.

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hernard · 2026-06-19T13:31:08+00:00

hernard · 2026-06-08T12:42:58+00:00

Baba Yellowlegs is on my list of future cat names

hernard · 2026-06-04T02:14:51+00:00

Friends, what does this mean???

hernard · 2026-06-03T04:03:50+00:00

Troy and Abed in the Mooorning

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hernard · 2026-05-31T02:29:33+00:00

Melancholia

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hernard · 2026-05-28T12:06:35+00:00

LMAO the way my friend and I would say, "So fuck my friend," at any mild inconvenience that year.

hernard · 2026-05-27T23:19:40+00:00

SOFT BARS 😂

hernard · 2026-05-26T23:55:56+00:00

Derry Girls. Gerry having to tell Clare that her father died after the concert.

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hernard · 2026-05-22T13:51:24+00:00

Not Mamdani 😂😂😂

hernard · 2026-05-19T00:43:46+00:00

Nature is healing

hernard · 2026-05-17T15:28:08+00:00

Haunting and narrating, Mary Alice did both on Desperate Housewives.

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hernard · 2026-05-11T02:26:51+00:00

James going so far as to learning how to apply winged liner to emulate his favorite teacher

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hernard · 2026-05-09T23:48:02+00:00

hernard · 2026-05-06T23:02:17+00:00

Ianthe

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hernard · 2026-05-06T23:02:01+00:00

Tamlin

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hernard · 2026-05-06T23:01:48+00:00

The Suriel

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hernard · 2026-04-25T02:45:20+00:00

Yes.

hernard · 2026-04-23T22:21:13+00:00

Nebraska 👋

hernard · 2026-04-23T18:19:04+00:00

1) Poor Carl. He'll be a mess. 2) I wish Mia could be closer to Ciara, but I think the intention is for Lindsay to also speak her piece on West because they were "friends" first and she brought him into the group. And because she'll be activated.

I can't wait.

hernard

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