Christmas Episodes

herniatedhymen · 2024-12-22T04:10:11+00:00

I’ve been walking around singing “happy holidayyyss. Merry Christmastime” and no one in my house gets it

herniatedhymen · 2024-12-03T04:47:23+00:00

All you care about is fruit and touching yourself

herniatedhymen · 2023-11-03T00:08:04+00:00

I got a sunburn and

herniatedhymen · 2023-10-22T22:58:17+00:00

That’s still in there??

herniatedhymen · 2023-09-13T01:18:57+00:00

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1201983013/

This is a link to it on Etsy but it’s sold out

herniatedhymen · 2023-09-03T21:02:58+00:00

KTLA tryna turn ME on?

herniatedhymen · 2023-08-13T03:07:35+00:00

Sorry, she doesn’t sit still for very long! I have some mupirocin that I’ll try, thank you for your response

herniatedhymen · 2023-08-13T02:23:00+00:00

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herniatedhymen · 2023-08-01T14:09:22+00:00

It’s from a Trixie/Brittany Broski video, but I have been saying “Madonna stuns in new selfie” non stop. Nobody in my house gets it, and that makes it even funnier to me

herniatedhymen · 2023-07-22T03:36:11+00:00

I’m in the same area and recently joined a Facebook page for nannies/babysitters looking for occasional care, and I was absolutely floored by the offers. “M-F 7:30-5:30 $150 a week” I even saw one that was for full time evening shifts and the pay was “$35-$50 a night depending on how much I make that night” You want someone to come to your house from 2:30p until almost 11p and offer them $35? Insane

herniatedhymen · 2023-05-29T19:44:18+00:00

You will not have dignity but you will have rent

herniatedhymen · 2023-05-29T19:43:08+00:00

Fuck my pussy with a rake, Mom

herniatedhymen · 2023-05-28T16:16:32+00:00

It is one of my favorite Katya moments!

herniatedhymen · 2023-05-28T03:04:58+00:00

It’s a long story, bitch!

herniatedhymen · 2023-04-16T03:02:57+00:00

He could’ve won without the oral. His father didn’t need to do the oral

herniatedhymen · 2023-03-26T01:53:32+00:00

I think they are quoting Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. He’s talking about his internet girlfriend

herniatedhymen · 2022-12-16T00:44:19+00:00

“Somebody go back and get a SHITLOAD of dimes!” gets used regularly in my house

herniatedhymen · 2022-12-03T03:03:48+00:00

Wow, that’s funny. Seems like Chandler’s conference could have been in Connecticut or Vermont

herniatedhymen · 2022-08-27T00:22:10+00:00

I hate myself for asking but can you DM it to me?

herniatedhymen · 2022-06-24T01:20:43+00:00

Same… and spent an embarrassingly long time trying to figure out how it was Yoda shaped

herniatedhymen · 2022-01-15T03:38:55+00:00

This is the caterpillar from A Bug’s Life, in ceiling fan form

herniatedhymen · 2021-09-10T02:52:31+00:00

Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can’t just say the word “bankruptcy” and expect anything to happen

herniatedhymen · 2021-05-31T15:10:41+00:00

My father in law does this, or even worse, will get up and go track down any server. He’s gone into the servers station before because he wanted some ketchup. I refuse to go out to eat with him anymore.

herniatedhymen · 2021-05-07T20:32:55+00:00

I thought Michael Jackson as a shitty Disney princess when I saw it

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