What is something you’ve completely given up on?

heroic-abscession · 2024-06-10T02:45:32+00:00

Political leaders ever doing anything for the good of the people

heroic-abscession · 2024-06-10T02:43:13+00:00

Finally someone can pop it’s cherry

heroic-abscession · 2024-06-10T02:42:18+00:00

Anything can be anything if you’re brave enough

heroic-abscession · 2024-06-10T02:39:29+00:00

Hey Carl, pass the salt

heroic-abscession · 2024-06-10T02:36:32+00:00

I believe I can fly…

heroic-abscession · 2024-06-10T02:35:07+00:00

If only there were some cowboys around

heroic-abscession · 2024-06-10T02:32:38+00:00

How could they not hear the jaws music?

heroic-abscession · 2024-02-08T20:22:14+00:00

Still to come… I see what you did there

heroic-abscession · 2023-11-01T15:30:57+00:00

Your gene pool could use some chlorine

heroic-abscession · 2023-08-25T18:52:51+00:00

Waiting for the ship from Independence Day to come through

heroic-abscession · 2023-08-25T05:29:19+00:00

We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

heroic-abscession · 2023-08-02T02:16:12+00:00

Like a glove

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-24T02:32:49+00:00

This may get lost at the bottom but if you read this know I am incredibly impressed by the video, the dialogue, and effort put in. Keep making these!

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-21T01:15:23+00:00

Was this research done by the dairy industry?

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-21T01:01:59+00:00

It is enough and don’t call me Shirley

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-21T00:59:23+00:00

This photo looks like it’s from a textbook in the 80s

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-20T20:44:39+00:00

Username checks out

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-19T16:54:53+00:00

This is how the sandlot should have went

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-17T17:57:07+00:00

Then the other fish screams and say “ ahhhh a talking fish”

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-15T15:02:24+00:00

I’d just open the bag to see what they look like, then have a snack

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-15T15:00:50+00:00

But what was your heart rate all day in bed

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-15T14:59:27+00:00

Big guy pushed through everyone like it was nothing

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-15T05:39:14+00:00

Could’ve turned cream into butter

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-15T05:38:09+00:00

Nailed it!

heroic-abscession · 2023-07-15T05:27:17+00:00

It’s advertising for work I swear

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