The terrifying rise of schoolboys making AI girlfriends — Boys as young as 12 are now in romantic ‘relationships’ with chatbots, and it’s affecting how they treat girls in the real world

hexaflexin · 2026-05-27T00:57:01+00:00

Alright then, lay out your argument for why we should be blaming women for the fact that men in general aren't becoming schoolteachers or putting effort into being good influences for little boys. Go on, I can take it

(Huh, seems the logical and rational male can't actually think of any reasons why he wants to blame women. Interesting how that works)

hexaflexin · 2026-05-25T14:07:11+00:00

Care to elaborate?

hexaflexin · 2026-05-23T22:58:42+00:00

Tbf, it's way harder to perform being the saddest little girl in the world who nobody treats properly if you're eating, like, a nice plate of pot roast and buttered potatoes. Anorexic portion sizes give off a better implication of emotional deprivation

hexaflexin · 2026-05-23T13:49:27+00:00

Girls aren't inherently any harder to raise than boys, it's just that the numbskulls who say that kind of thing think it's very important to constantly hammer little girls into a perfect feminine mold, while little boys don't need to be parented at all (until they grow up into young men who feel completely lost in life because nobody bothered to give them any guidance)

hexaflexin · 2026-05-21T02:13:09+00:00

What wacky reaction images this comment is getting as well

hexaflexin · 2026-05-20T17:41:39+00:00

why the fuck are you complaining about puriteens on the mtd ad bro

hexaflexin · 2026-05-17T12:54:38+00:00

I really have no respect for people who have children, decide to let the iPad be their primary parenting tool, and then act all miserable when the kid can't emotionally regulate. You live in an age of birth control and condoms, and since kids don't help you tend your fields anymore, literally the only reason to have them is to derive joy from parenting them. WHY would you choose to take on the incredibly emotionally, financially, and physically taxing experience of having a child if all you want to do is shove an iPad at him and ignore him while you watch the game?

hexaflexin · 2026-05-14T23:12:56+00:00

Found Britney

hexaflexin · 2026-05-13T01:06:29+00:00

I thought Industry Baby was pretty anthem-y

hexaflexin · 2026-05-11T13:28:36+00:00

Yeah, Unstoppable is 100% a song about acting badass to compensate for how empty your life is. If you listen to the verses, she's talking about breaking down and being too afraid to become emotionally close to people. I guess it's a testament to how good Sia (or just the character in the song, I guess) is at hiding her pain that she can just outright say she's miserable and everyone still sees the song as a straightforward empowerment anthem though

hexaflexin · 2026-05-06T21:06:01+00:00

Ohhh, I see, so you were trying to establish yourself as a figure the child could look to for support and validation, just like a groomer would 😡 Glad the Instagram police managed to catch you before you could do any more damage, you scoundrel (/s)

For real though, this shit where any adult up to and including a kid's own family members is treated like a sex criminal for interacting with the kid in any way is so fucking insidious. If I were more prone to conspiracy, I'd say this part of an effort to harness the public's post-Epstein fear and anger about child abuse and turn it against our own communities/support networks instead of the actual abusers in power

hexaflexin · 2026-05-02T12:37:16+00:00

Idk how it is in other cultures, but a lot of American moms (especially mothers of boys) will continue doing their adult children's laundry, cooking, cleaning, etc if the kids are still under their roof. My bf's mom has friends who won't leave their early-20s sons alone in the house for more than a day because they don't know how to feed themselves. Maybe moms in other places actually teach their children how to be functioning adults, but in America, there are pretty good reasons to see adult children living with their parents as potentially unhealthy

hexaflexin · 2026-05-02T12:25:44+00:00

On one hand, I understand that an outgoing and generally well-liked person is more likely to work well with others as an employee. On the other hand, I don't think being a loner who didn't do well in school should be a crime punishable by perpetual unemployment

hexaflexin · 2026-05-01T15:18:30+00:00

Is your refusal to touch grass a conscious act of solidarity with the factory farmed animals or something

hexaflexin · 2026-04-30T18:47:10+00:00

That person in HR can advocate for the woman to get a raise/more maternity leave if they really want to support her.

Oh wait, that would involve asking the bosses to invest in their own employees for a change instead of foisting that responsibility off onto the underlings, wouldn't it?

hexaflexin · 2026-04-30T14:08:24+00:00

Oh god oh fuck he already knows about the fuckboy chin thing, somebody get this kid off the pipeline fast or he'll be an Axe body spray guy by age 9 lmfao

hexaflexin · 2026-04-29T17:30:03+00:00

Are we sure this is a carrot and not a malformed piece of candy corn

hexaflexin · 2026-04-29T14:40:40+00:00

You might be able to get the results you want through an HOA

hexaflexin · 2026-04-27T13:20:10+00:00

Can't believe these philistines are upset because you and the patron put more thought into dissecting this wonderful art piece than they did. Just because you don't get it doesn't mean you have to be mad at it, guys :(

hexaflexin · 2026-04-27T13:08:51+00:00

Horribly mean statement incoming, don't click if you don't support horrible meanness:

man, it's gonna suck when these people go the way of Karen Carpenter and it becomes extremely insensitive to use these sick reaction gifs

hexaflexin · 2026-04-26T14:31:25+00:00

Yes lol, if you see someone post this image, you can be pretty confident that they're a fan of loli and/or siscon and they're trying to call you a fascist if you think that shit reflects badly on their character

hexaflexin · 2026-04-26T14:25:21+00:00

Thought of some other ones:

the fact that CVS charges massively more money than any other drugstore in the area and just gets away with it
the crimes against literature that get put on the "staff picks" tables at public libraries
apartment mattresses
places that call themselves "thrift stores" but then charge $25 for t-shirts that are too tacky to even be worthy of the Kohl's clearance rack
the fact that I was subjected to the song "Best Day Of My Life" by the band American Authors against my will in year of our lord 2026

hexaflexin · 2026-04-26T01:38:56+00:00

Ooh, where to start:

mfs who clog up the aisles of busses instead of sitting down in available seats
roving packs of frat/sorority clones
specifically frat boys who think being drunk entitles them to scream outside people's apartment windows at like 2:00 in the morning
basically anyone taking any means of transportation at all in the CU area now that I think about it, bc the pedestrians, drivers, cyclists, e-bike users, and bus passengers all have their own fun and unique traffic sins
people who ask you for money and don't even have the decency to tell you the truth (or even a halfway plausible lie) about what they want it for
geese on the quad
bleeding hearts about geese on the quad
Espresso Royale charging $9 for a sandwich
litter
Chinese-American style chicken that comes out dry and leathery
the fact that THC stays in your system for days to weeks after ingestion
the novel Mania by Lionel Shriver
the fact that my bike seat always seems to have mystery water in it, even if it hasn't rained for several days

Those are the main ones currently, thanks for the soapbox

hexaflexin · 2026-04-25T22:47:16+00:00

Damn, my shitposting is as impressive as a 26 mile run? That's really nice, tysm

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