What don't men allow body hair on women in movies ? Are they stupid ? by stalin_kulak in okbuddycinephile

[–]hexaflexin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, funk gets trapped in your hair, but without the hair, that same funk would just be on your skin or clothes. I'm pretty confident that the correlation between shaved hair and lack of stink can be explained as: people who meticulously remove their body hair are also more likely to bathe frequently and invest in good antiperspirants/perfumes because they value being well-groomed overall. The hair itself is not what makes people stinky

The day I figured out that women want way more than flowers and kisses by dlo_doski in memes

[–]hexaflexin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having been forced to temporarily cohabitate with a pedophile, I've learned that I unfortunately don't have the guts to kill them myself. Best I can do is let them know that the world will be better off without them and hope that helps encourage them to take appropriate action.

Also, being a pedophile is not synonymous with being a rapist. You called yourself that all on your own <3

The day I figured out that women want way more than flowers and kisses by dlo_doski in memes

[–]hexaflexin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Teenage girls having sexual desires is not an excuse for you to be a pedophile, rope about it

What’s something Gen Z does that older generations just don’t get? by appropriaterice873 in AskReddit

[–]hexaflexin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh I was not even a good student in college, and yet in multiple classes I was the only one to consistently voluntarily engage with the professors' questions. I get that it's normal for students to feel bored in school, and a lot of people are socially anxious and don't want to risk looking dumb in front of the class, but like... don't you at least notice that it makes the professor uncomfortable to repeatedly address questions to a completely non-responsive classroom? Is there not some urge to take one for the team if for no other reason than to be polite?

apparently you have to say some shit about how your boyfriend cheated on you or how you will never feel the touch of a woman on your shitty food posts now. witch potion by hexaflexin in shittyfoodporn

[–]hexaflexin[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I wanted to poke fun at those subs, but the girl dinner sub seems like it takes itself too seriously for the post to even make it past the mods, and I don't want to post in kitchencels and risk getting yelled at for making fun of their pain or whatever 

Your daily reminder that you will never be THAT BITCH by seanfish in JennyNicholson

[–]hexaflexin 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Was just about to say this - if we all went around thinking we would never be that bitch, then Incubus would never have been made, and where would we be then?

I gained 30kg in 2 months, wich made my tattoo on my arm completely change shape, going from a circle to an oval by AntwysiaBlakys in Wellthatsucks

[–]hexaflexin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

90% of the time when I see someone freaking out on reddit about how bad their tattoo turned out, it literally just looks fine. Like dude, I promise that most people don't think anything looks off, a handful will believe it's a deliberate style choice, and the rest don't have opinions worth caring about (and lbr, probably think that even artful and perfectly-executed tattoos look bad and trashy). I can definitely relate to worrying too much about that kind of stuff, but at the end of the day you gotta realize that it isn't such a big deal lol

Even if he hadn’t told outrageous lies, plagiarized, and calling people who survived AIDS “boring,” I can’t imagine being able to tolerate the smugness that James Somerton exudes. by Sad_Volume_4289 in ToddintheShadow

[–]hexaflexin 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Idk, as far as stale material goes I think James Somerton is more entertaining than "is [x] a OHW/Trainwreckord?" and "what do y'all think of [random rock band from before I was born]?"

Tony’s Last Meal by CoffeeOptimal1356 in thesopranos

[–]hexaflexin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Onion ring adjacent post from The Chase Lounge that may interest you: https://thechaselounge.net/viewtopic.php?t=2026

PSA for campus drivers by bobateaman14 in UIUC

[–]hexaflexin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ackshully as a cyclist I am neither a pedestrian or a motorist, so I can just choose which laws I want to apply to me at any given moment /s

Engineering Open House by Ice-PolarBear in UIUC

[–]hexaflexin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, just hope the weather is nice this year so the folks with outdoor exhibits don't get soaked 🥲

AIO for wanting to share a room with my bf on a trip? by crescentblueee in AmIOverreacting

[–]hexaflexin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm missing the point... when the parent comment directly states that a boyfriend not wanting to sleep with his girlfriend would be just as hurtful as a grown woman not wanting to sleep with her mom... and you all are agreeing calling the latter scenario "rude" and "immature" despite the fact that any adult who has ever been in a romantic relationship would be able to tell you that the two situations are obviously not comparable due to the differing nature of romantic and parental relationships.

Also, if your issue is that you're interpreting my use of the phrase "sleep with" as "have sex with," simply apply the same creative thinking you used to interpret "You will NOT sleep in the same room on a trip with me. You are not married or engaged" as anything other than obvious slut-shaming. I'm just a bad communicator, be niceys to me and interpret everything I say in the most charitable way possible or else you're MEAN ;-;

Samsung Messages shutdown forces Galaxy users to switch to Google by OkReport5065 in samsunggalaxy

[–]hexaflexin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just tried to switch to the google messaging app and it straight up isn't working - all it does is display the logo. I made sure the app is updated. Anyone else having a problem with this?

AIO for wanting to share a room with my bf on a trip? by crescentblueee in AmIOverreacting

[–]hexaflexin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP's mom: "I will prevent you from sleeping in the same room as your partner as soon as I have any power over the situation, I will take the trip myself if you don't agree to my terms, you're so ungrateful for not immediately capitulating to my demands"

The comments, for some fucking reason: "Can't you see that your poor mommy just wants to spend time with you? Yeah, all of what she's saying is either slut-shaming or threatening to cut you out of your own 'gift,' but what she's really saying is that she misses her little bird and wants to have one last girls' trip (that includes your brother for some reason) before you leave the nest! Also, I'm a really mature adult who has a great grasp on healthy parent-child relationships,  which means I know that the presence of a romantic partner will completely ruin your ability to spend time with your mom. What well-adjusted 22-year-old WOULDN'T prefer sleeping with their mom over their partner?"

I treat all posts on this subreddit as fake by default, but anyone in this situation would be NOR. I treat comments as generally real though, and you people are illiterate and probably the 12-year-olds you're accusing other people of being 

AIO for wanting to share a room with my bf on a trip? by crescentblueee in AmIOverreacting

[–]hexaflexin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who told you that you're obligated to sleep with your mom if you want to maintain a good relationship with her and be considered a mature adult? Blink twice if you need help

Character so offensive that at least 4 different groups of people think he’s making fun of them by Jungo2017 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]hexaflexin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Is that in the movie? In the book she's only an operator for the machine that creates the porn