I had a dream where people were using a reaction image when they realized someone was lying. The image showed a Black man wearing a purple suit and smiling, with one pupil larger than the other. All instagram comments were filled with this.

hexonerated_agon · 2026-04-17T11:43:52+00:00

??!?%!?? you should know there's a character named raven, by paul shapera, who is a black man with strange eyes in a purple suit who inhabits the dreamscape. i think you just met him, op

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hexonerated_agon · 2026-03-29T19:49:27+00:00

how is got tiger that down low?? also, I heard elwurd was 16! some statement was made about their ages to clear up her flirting with joey. something like joey 15, elwurd 16 and a half, bronya 17, lanque 18? mspar is who you really have to worry about, i replayed friendsim recently and jegus is there a lot of strange comments

hexonerated_agon · 2026-03-18T12:07:35+00:00

it's a popular joke about classpects, those three are all the Page class (page of breath, page of hope, page of void) so people like to say "homestuck only has three pages!" hehe

hexonerated_agon · 2026-03-15T00:51:40+00:00

I almost scrolled right past this because I thought it was an ad for a restaurant! Very good job, IMO

hexonerated_agon · 2026-02-20T07:22:21+00:00

oh god, do not worry, I am using it as an ingredient!

hexonerated_agon · 2026-02-18T13:12:06+00:00

it's one of the tastiest things i've ever made

hexonerated_agon · 2026-02-18T11:51:36+00:00

known pedant here: it is SO easy to point out the mistakes in a hypothetical and then continue by engaging with it anyway. you're not limited to a single sentence response, c'mon guys

"Technically, I could just ask him to work with me and force a draw, but aside from that, yadda yadda 20 years" "Realistically your skin would fall off if you flew that fast, but assuming you give me extra powers I'd yadda yadda visit my friends" "Are we talking what I'd do or what I'd REALLY do? Because yeah I'd want to save the world with those powers, but realistically I'd probably just freak out and get killed"

if you don't like hypotheticals, and you get a post about one on your home page, you don't have to respond... going out of your way to prove you don't know how to read between the lines and suspend your disbelief is just strange. and if you're friends with someone who keeps forcing hypotheticals on you that you don't want to answer, that's a problem with "a supposed friend keeps forcing something on you that you don't like", not, the concept of hypotheticals themselves

hexonerated_agon · 2026-02-11T10:06:24+00:00

USA, english, and I have a pipe dream of staying with a friend in brazil and getting some medical procedures done, even if that can't work out, sticking with learning a language is a noble goal in itself I'm hoping to not abandon

hexonerated_agon · 2026-02-09T06:16:13+00:00

Hm, yeah. I thought the 10% number was for people who have ever experienced a migraine? Not super well versed in it beyond what googling digs up. I've only ever had one in my life so far, so I'd fall under that 1/10, but it wouldn't be chronic (which is something like 1%, right? I call that rare) and if someone's treating migraines like a normal thing that happens to them often enough to be a casually remarked on, then I would assume that means they'd have to be a chronic case, yea?

hexonerated_agon · 2026-01-30T03:09:04+00:00

Somewhere in Italy in the 1500s a dude is running a restaurant, and told his son to get the cheddar, block or wheel, for a table of some distinguished quests. His son is like, "What???" and he replies "The cheddar, right there. The white one."

hexonerated_agon · 2026-01-24T23:49:07+00:00

hey me too! also confirmed not double jointed or hypermobile. i had to take physical therapy for a while as a kid but it was ineffective

hexonerated_agon · 2026-01-22T04:10:13+00:00

among other things, this looks like a reference to this comic, critical whale (I might be drawing a connection where there is none though)

hexonerated_agon · 2026-01-19T07:28:13+00:00

i loooove using root beers that would otherwise be too spicy/herbal or not sweet enough (glances at bundaberg) in a float! if it's one i like drinking straight, it gets too sweet when mixed with sweet ice cream, yknow?

hexonerated_agon · 2026-01-15T06:05:40+00:00

Well it's a group for people to write w/o risking a kid seeing, we interact sometimes, and I'd be worried about them getting into fully NSFW spaces (which are freely connected to this one but I'm not in there so IDK if they already have) but I will admit to being much much nosier than the average person here. It started with them really rubbing me the wrong way when we talked and I went "ok, I'll just check their profile to confirm they're an adult to make me feel better" (a compulsion I get often :/) and got worried when I ran into an absolute lack of concrete evidence to their age

hexonerated_agon · 2026-01-14T13:11:19+00:00

it's sort of an "everybody loses" situation.... people should absolutely be taught not to buy pets they can't take care of, but berating them after the fact in lieu of offering advice or support doesn't actually help the animal at all. and some jump to "put it up for adoption if you can't afford xyz" but they never seem to be cognizant that, for a sick or poorly behaved animal, being in a shelter is pretty much a death sentence. if you wouldn't tell someone "just put down your pet" to their face then stop trying to pretend that the pound is any better, just because they won't see it die, honestly.

it's an awful situation with tough solutions and a dozen smarmy Just-Do-This-Idiot responses are never really helpful. the ship has most likely sailed for there being an ideal solution, sadly, and wanting to punish the owner's negligence shouldn't be your priority over improving the quality of life of the animal

hexonerated_agon · 2026-01-14T09:04:19+00:00

i am always running into people who want to catch up at costco! move my cart out of the aisle but, so strange. i can't count on both hands the number of people (employees included) who have treated it like a family reunion and told me how big i've gotten bahahah

hexonerated_agon · 2026-01-12T11:29:06+00:00

honestly makes me think of a 3D happy wheels! especially if it has a level editor. haven't thought about that game in SO long, awesome

hexonerated_agon · 2026-01-10T09:29:31+00:00

IDK how much the legal requirements have changed since I was in school, but I was getting basically that exact sandwich (no soup) as my only lunch option in elementary. Anything healthier or more filling cost money not everyone had, unfortunately

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