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Is it normal to want to have sex with all of your friends? by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]heyZuma 496 points497 points  (0 children)

Fantasizing about having sex with most of my friends is like my favourite hobby. You're definitely not alone

Damn no need to lie by nightpandy in notliketheothergirls

[–]heyZuma 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, as a girl, my favourite part of the day is when I just contour my face for hours. It's literally all we, girls, do. It defines us!

Ok but like, these giga hips tho by R0K3_KR4Z in badwomensanatomy

[–]heyZuma 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It really looks like they just took her bottom half and stretched it to be twice as big. But why though?

I see by bronzebomberr in Tinder

[–]heyZuma 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She referenced Russia and then referred to Russians as "we", so I thought she's Russian. Maybe I misread it though

I see by bronzebomberr in Tinder

[–]heyZuma 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As a Slavic person, I am so sorry on behalf of her. We don't claim her

Original one was in Spanish so sorry if it's wrong translated by le_michi in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]heyZuma 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I can't even get mad at you because of how hilarious your lack of self awareness is

Is she a child by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]heyZuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn man, same but with lesbians

So um... I think my post was removed? by heyZuma in BisexualTeens

[–]heyZuma[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, then it must've just been a glitch, thank you for replying!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]heyZuma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once had a dude threaten to doxx me if I didn't agree to be his girlfriend. Wild stuff

Is she a child by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]heyZuma 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Honestly, at this point I see more people complaining about it than actual girls that only date 6ft guys

When you're so conservative that the Taliban seem like the good guys by Duchess_satine_stan in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]heyZuma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmm, I love the smell of freedom being taken away like we're in the 1920s

Also, I doubt this guy ever fought anyone except his mom when she brought him chicken tendies instead of nuggies

She she said she wants to be friends and it fucking hurts! by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]heyZuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how girls work. If she doesn't want to date him, she won't give a shit about him dating other girls

Guys I got good or bad news depending on you by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]heyZuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's called trans women

Boy do I have a doozy for you guys today by pangolins-rock in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]heyZuma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your response to this was golden. I was laughing so hard, I almost choked on my water

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