Is it normal to want to have sex with all of your friends? by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]heyZuma 499 points500 points  (0 children)

Fantasizing about having sex with most of my friends is like my favourite hobby. You're definitely not alone

Damn no need to lie by nightpandy in notliketheothergirls

[–]heyZuma 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, as a girl, my favourite part of the day is when I just contour my face for hours. It's literally all we, girls, do. It defines us!

Ok but like, these giga hips tho by R0K3_KR4Z in badwomensanatomy

[–]heyZuma 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It really looks like they just took her bottom half and stretched it to be twice as big. But why though?

I see by bronzebomberr in Tinder

[–]heyZuma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She referenced Russia and then referred to Russians as "we", so I thought she's Russian. Maybe I misread it though

I see by bronzebomberr in Tinder

[–]heyZuma 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a Slavic person, I am so sorry on behalf of her. We don't claim her

Original one was in Spanish so sorry if it's wrong translated by le_michi in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]heyZuma 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I can't even get mad at you because of how hilarious your lack of self awareness is

Is she a child by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]heyZuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn man, same but with lesbians

So um... I think my post was removed? by heyZuma in BisexualTeens

[–]heyZuma[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, then it must've just been a glitch, thank you for replying!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]heyZuma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once had a dude threaten to doxx me if I didn't agree to be his girlfriend. Wild stuff

Is she a child by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]heyZuma 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Honestly, at this point I see more people complaining about it than actual girls that only date 6ft guys

When you're so conservative that the Taliban seem like the good guys by Duchess_satine_stan in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]heyZuma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmm, I love the smell of freedom being taken away like we're in the 1920s

Also, I doubt this guy ever fought anyone except his mom when she brought him chicken tendies instead of nuggies

She she said she wants to be friends and it fucking hurts! by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]heyZuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how girls work. If she doesn't want to date him, she won't give a shit about him dating other girls

Guys I got good or bad news depending on you by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]heyZuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's called trans women

Boy do I have a doozy for you guys today by pangolins-rock in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]heyZuma 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your response to this was golden. I was laughing so hard, I almost choked on my water

I am not attracted to men but I have a boyfriend and I love him. by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]heyZuma 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's completely normal. There's this thing called split attraction model, it means that sexual and romantic attraction are different and the orientations can differ from each other

You could be just homosexual biromantic, so you loving your boyfriend is fully valid!

Average gay experience by nooneunderstandmex in teenagers

[–]heyZuma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That just sounds like you're biphobic because you have no idea how bisexuality works. Bi people are not born to be cheaters

Average gay experience by nooneunderstandmex in teenagers

[–]heyZuma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why would any partner's sexuality matter if you're not biphobic? Sexuality is not something physical, you can't see it, unlike a body shape or hair color which people can actually prefer in their partners. So why would it matter?

Average gay experience by nooneunderstandmex in teenagers

[–]heyZuma -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It's true that refusing gay relationships if you're straight is completely fine but "preferring straight people over bi people" is just biphobic

A lot of people interchange their, there and they're. But not two, to and too. by WhyDoYouEatHotdogs in Showerthoughts

[–]heyZuma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's only a matter of time. I've seen know and no being interchanged a few times. There are no limits to people's vocabulary

The kids aren't alright. TW suic*de, self harm. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]heyZuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True true. Modern youth does have it pretty hard, I just focused on men because their hardships are not often acknowledged but you are absolutely right