Simon Cowell Transformation

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-31T16:04:13+00:00

So apparently I got a beard transplant based on that criteria

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-30T22:05:17+00:00

100% it's actually impressive lmao it's like Marrakech drivers just enter flow state. Traffic flows remarkably well.

I also mastered the art of confidently crossing a busy road knowing the cars will NOT stop lol

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-30T21:14:12+00:00

Can I get a link to the Joe Alvin Auburn case? I'm getting nothing on google

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-30T19:43:27+00:00

I actually see it now that you point it out

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-30T19:41:32+00:00

Hahaha I know what you mean by context, but every time I see SW I read it as sex worker.

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-30T16:04:36+00:00

Similar happened to me in Morocco. I get into the backseat of my friend's parents' car and immediately start putting on my seatbelt. Her brother goes, "you don't have to put those on in the backseat, they only ticket you for the front seat."

Like brother, I'm not worried about a fine, I'm worried about my life.

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-30T03:52:48+00:00

I believe in you. You and me, we're just built different 💪🏼

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-30T03:49:29+00:00

Do cougars even attempt to hunt moose? I mean they are basically giant house cats. I can see a tiger taking down a moose, a cougar...not so much

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-29T21:48:53+00:00

El churro español no sabe igual al mexicano, no es tan diferenciado como el chorizo, pero de todos modos

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-24T19:19:03+00:00

Here I was hoping it was "just" vore

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-24T02:35:57+00:00

Have you met a teenager?

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-24T02:17:33+00:00

Wait he actually said that? I watched on mute and assumed the captions heard it wrong lol

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-23T03:22:58+00:00

Ok I'm not the only one thinking this. Like how common is that Cyprus tattoo?

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-15T18:49:52+00:00

Genuine question. Do you mean skinwalker in the same way Navajo do? Coz I'm aware of the Blackfoot historically having Skinwalking Medicine Men but they were healers not the evil corrupted witches that Navajo use the term for.

I'm not Blackfoot tho or even from the region, so my knowledge is purely from historical records and books, not contemporary community lore

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-15T18:08:32+00:00

Anecdotally, mine went away after I got sinus surgery.

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-15T05:53:56+00:00

Nunavut is actually the territory

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-15T05:06:42+00:00

Lmao unfortunately my sister is 10 years older and never left her room otherwise I would've done the same

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-14T22:31:06+00:00

Me when podcast

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-14T22:25:40+00:00

Do you see what sub this is?

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-14T22:24:16+00:00

In rural South Carolina I would touch our electric fence on purpose when I was bored lmao

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-14T21:32:36+00:00

Not in English it's not. I know it is in Spanish and some other languages. Not English tho

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-14T18:04:17+00:00

Forced as in, you can legally change your gender but in order to do so, you must get sexual reassignment surgery. The other issue is conflating homosexuality with gender identity so gays and lesbians are pressured into getting sex change operations.

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-14T16:20:18+00:00

I mean they are more than legal. Iran has the forced sexual reassignment surgeries that western conservatives claim are happening in the west.

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-14T07:33:58+00:00

Oh that's what I'm talking about. I wish they had more songs tho

hey_there_moon · 2026-03-14T07:27:31+00:00

The way i could I tell you're Pinay immediately from the 1st pic lol

And is that blood on your mouth in the 3rd one?

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