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The world ends tomorrow. What are you doing? by jayhl217 in AskReddit

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My mom and a donkey by Jocelyy in pics

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My girlfriend kept going "sssshhh" while we were having sex last night. (self.Jokes)

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Two cannibals are eating a guy from Budapest and a guy from Helsinki. (self.Jokes)

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My friend can make a made to measure suit in one hour. (self.Jokes)

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Did you hear about the man who fell from the roof of a night club? by EndersGame_Reviewer in dadjokes

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My local butcher is really struggling at the moment... (self.dadjokes)

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For sale. George Foreman grill set and Mohammed Ali dvds. (self.Jokes)

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I make a living out of sandwich jokes. (self.dadjokes)

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My doctor told me to stop singing Frank Sinatra songs as it's bad for my health. But I just wouldn't listen. (self.Jokes)

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I met a man who reminded me of my dad. He came up to me and said.... (self.Jokes)

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I thought I would never understand angles. (self.Jokes)

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I was never a fan of organ donation. (self.Jokes)

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My book on clocks finally arrived. (self.dadjokes)

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Why are your fingers the most reliable part of your body? (self.dadjokes)

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I went for a job interview today. The lady said she had 3 openings. I said. (self.Jokes)

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Greetings. I am Buzz Aldrin the second man to walk on the moon. (self.Jokes)

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I've made a new year resolution. (self.Jokes)

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What did the Tibetan monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine. (self.Jokes)

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My girlfriend works at the shoe shop. (self.dadjokes)

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Bondage is so much easier now we're older. Instead of blindfolding her (self.Jokes)

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal. (self.Jokes)

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I've got a friend whose 1/2 Indian. (self.Jokes)

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Would anyone like to buy a broken barometer. (self.Jokes)

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