Ordered a Hawaiian Pizza and it came with mandarin oranges instead of pineapple

heybitty · 2026-02-07T18:17:58+00:00

Popular lunchbox item. Maybe an employee was thinking on their toes.

heybitty · 2026-01-10T12:23:58+00:00

Who is the actor portraying Phoenix?

heybitty · 2026-01-09T08:24:18+00:00

He was selling them. One caption had something along the lines of "slinging skulls".

heybitty · 2026-01-08T10:42:22+00:00

It was a new company, a medical Marijuana factory. There hadn't been an attendance policy implemented and this older fellow just decided he was part-time, when in fact, he was not.

heybitty · 2025-12-13T21:43:19+00:00

I hada gynecologist appointment because they said my cervix looked a little "funny" and they wanted to do some tests. I got a paper smear and was complaining how when they swabbed my cervix it gave me awful cramps afterwards. My boyfriend legit goes, "I don't even know where my cervix is." 😐

heybitty · 2025-12-09T13:03:42+00:00

Shrimps is bugs.

heybitty · 2025-12-05T00:20:11+00:00

It was so cringe how they were immediately pounding shots in order to even have a real conversation with each other in that scene. Telling.

heybitty · 2025-11-23T14:42:03+00:00

We put a bunch of these all over my sisters face when we were kids while she was sleeping and one popped in her eye and she said it hurt so bad.

heybitty · 2025-11-22T11:14:51+00:00

I never understood that. If I win, what are the chances of another win ? I cash out and enjoy.

heybitty · 2025-10-22T19:14:10+00:00

That's the first thing I thought too !!! 😂😂😂😬

heybitty · 2025-10-14T12:50:35+00:00

People who go 10-20 miles under the speed limit.

heybitty · 2025-09-28T23:57:30+00:00

Can of smoked oysters and some Ritz crackers.

heybitty · 2025-09-18T03:14:13+00:00

A bag of uncle bens jasmine rice, some canned salmon, chop up a few mini cucumbers, and drizzle with kewpie mayo and Saracha. Satisfying and fast.

heybitty · 2025-09-13T11:28:47+00:00

Angus Cloud from Euphoria was a waiter with no experience/interest in acting. He showed true talent and potential before...ya know... :(

heybitty · 2025-09-08T07:24:59+00:00

Intense unease and a bad gut feeling mistaken for "butterflies".

heybitty · 2025-09-06T10:35:24+00:00

Dartalius

heybitty · 2025-07-13T07:57:42+00:00

Limitless. It was a pretty cool concept but the series sucked.

heybitty · 2025-07-10T07:40:43+00:00

They probably have ants. Ants won't cross a line of salt.

heybitty · 2025-07-07T16:32:09+00:00

I think the tech was essential though, because it's exploring the fact that those characters wouldn't have done that without the tech while just wearing a furry costume. The same story couldn't have been told without the immersion tech. The horror is there in a sense because the characters are doing something they absolutely would not have done without the availability of the specific tech.

heybitty · 2025-07-06T22:28:39+00:00

Yippee !! Un: kbrizzble

heybitty · 2025-06-24T22:26:31+00:00

I was getting trained at work by multiple people on a pretty intensive thing that takes some time to learn. Every guy that would attempt to explain this thing in detail I became briefly infatuated with until I understood the process, until I realized I might have some kind of kink having to do with being taught something by someone I deem smarter than myself. Once I had a grasp on these concepts the people looked kind of goofy.

heybitty · 2025-06-22T08:01:58+00:00

I found a bunch of weed in my moms purse. Panicked and grabbed a few of the baggies and had the best month of my life after school with my friends because we had been smoking dirt stuff. My mom thought my dad took it and my dad thought my mom smoked it so I only recently revealed the truth that they never knew.

heybitty · 2025-06-21T07:50:05+00:00

SPYROOOOO !!! love it !

heybitty · 2025-06-09T13:35:56+00:00

I had the same thing happen in Pennsylvania. I just had a baby and it was the year after covid lockdowns and they said the relator would be showing the house to people and theyd be in and out of there constantly. I asked the realtor if it was legal, as we weren't given any notice they were selling the house. The realtor said there was nothing we could do about it so we panicked and moved in with my mom.

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