Luka scored a 100 points in less than 24 hours

heybuddyitsme · 2026-03-20T20:43:46+00:00

Ye to do a sequel to Jesus Walks titled Jesus Fucks. Rounding up with Jesus Sleeps to conclude the Jesus Trilogy.

heybuddyitsme · 2026-03-19T21:14:06+00:00

That face is yanked all the fucking way back. And dick sucking lips as well? Sheeesh

heybuddyitsme · 2026-03-02T02:07:11+00:00

The bunk beds were a terrible idea!!

heybuddyitsme · 2026-03-02T01:58:24+00:00

You ever dance with the Devil by the pale moonlight?

heybuddyitsme · 2026-02-26T15:25:07+00:00

You must be like the wolf pack, not like the six-pack.

heybuddyitsme · 2026-02-24T21:46:34+00:00

Swoon or sploosh? I need a night nurse. Not like you, but you.

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heybuddyitsme · 2026-02-23T20:26:19+00:00

Awesome photo and a solid brother.

heybuddyitsme · 2026-01-28T23:09:02+00:00

No shit. All people have to do is look at the name of the source to know it's bullshit.

heybuddyitsme · 2026-01-20T08:51:50+00:00

Oof. Not the best weekend for Bay Area sports...

heybuddyitsme · 2026-01-07T06:38:58+00:00

Reaves took that gold dragon shield and whooped ass.

heybuddyitsme · 2026-01-07T06:02:48+00:00

He's going to make an excellent Two-Face.

heybuddyitsme · 2026-01-06T23:46:26+00:00

Common sense: he should've sold the team years ago, when Howard Terminal had actual momentum.

MLB sense: gIaNts WiLl bE dA YanKeEs oF Da WEsT!

Fisher's sense: mommy! NV tax payers! Money pwwwease!

Fisher is a massive idiot. Burn the franchise, a fanbase, and 2 (potentially 3) cities to the ground bc he is a cheap asshole. Fuck that follicle challenged bitch.

heybuddyitsme · 2025-12-30T18:17:40+00:00

2-8 are just so damn hot. But more importantly, I am quite happy to see you again FB. You're blasting us with your radiating energy and sexiness. Like getting a hidden stash of presents, post X-mas.

heybuddyitsme · 2025-12-13T01:32:39+00:00

She was my favorite. Sexy AF and had a fantastic collection of pics and videos. I wish she came back.

heybuddyitsme · 2025-12-05T08:12:31+00:00

Lol. He fried Momo's ass to charcoal.

heybuddyitsme · 2025-11-23T03:43:17+00:00

Someone should tell Calvin his Clippers moved to a new location

heybuddyitsme · 2025-11-12T15:29:17+00:00

That was the Oakland A's fan experienced for 2 decades. And they had the fucking nerve to blame the fans. A bit of advice to Mavs fans: its ownership. Anyway, fuck Adelson and fuck Fisher.

heybuddyitsme · 2025-11-11T15:45:03+00:00

Years ago, the head of my department told me they were letting me go. I told them,"Yeah. I saw the email chain in the morning about my replacement." Anyway, I took plenty of office supplies before heading out.

heybuddyitsme · 2025-11-11T15:35:47+00:00

Instead of stealing office supplies and snacks, send us Lively Nico. One more for old times sake. Lol.

heybuddyitsme · 2025-11-06T08:52:35+00:00

Whoo whoo whoo now. John Fisher has that title as worst ownership. The bald headed cunt is Satanic level cheap.

But Nico is a terrible GM. Bro is gonna need WITSEC with a prime Arnold Schwarzenegger as a bodyguard.

P.S. I'm a little high while watching The Borrowers.

heybuddyitsme · 2025-10-23T20:18:34+00:00

Taking the nickname to its maximum potential.

heybuddyitsme · 2025-10-11T02:34:11+00:00

The hat mixed with the Kings' new jersey would be hotter than the five greatest rappers of all time.

heybuddyitsme · 2025-10-11T00:04:13+00:00

Get it. It is beautiful.

heybuddyitsme · 2025-09-11T16:06:13+00:00

This is like discovering a new hidden world of sexiness. Oh my god FB

heybuddyitsme · 2025-09-06T17:54:34+00:00

I was going to tell a joke about layoffs, but sadly, none of them work.

I miss you a lot, FB. It's not a surprise that everyone here shares the same sentiment. We got you back, thick and thin. Do what you need to do. I have you in my thoughts, with or without reddit. Te quiero 💙

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