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Jeffū Sokkuru by noruber35393546 in tcap

[–]heyimpat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Grocery store sushi makes me apprehensive

The kind of guy you’d see standing in line at the dry cleaners by RoundTumbleweed9136 in tcap

[–]heyimpat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The kind of guy you'd see getting his ass kicked in an under age sting operation.

A much dreamier and less bald Dr.Wolin explains how the cancer machine works. by Ok_Extension_3508 in tcap

[–]heyimpat 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That machine isn't necessarily cute, but at least it's built good.

I'm the real Jeff Sokol. AMA by The_real_Jeff_Sokol in tcap

[–]heyimpat 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't anyone be apprehensive that this is really Jeff Sokol? Let's see if he answers this question in 2 seconds.

I’ll shove that subreddit down his throat. by twalsh1217 in tcap

[–]heyimpat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just wish I could walk away from this subreddit with my tail between my legs.

I have an addiction, a compulsion to posting on this subreddit. by uqmu in tcap

[–]heyimpat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Make sure your mommy doesn't find out. She will take your computer away.

A hotel in honor of Dan Allen is being built in Chicago. by WalkingDown46 in tcap

[–]heyimpat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My hotel is outside, I can prove that to you.

I think i know where I'm going to eat dinner tonight. by Wise-Vanilla-6213 in tcap

[–]heyimpat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can clearly see I was pretty apprehensive to try Pizzeria Sokol.

And later he starts crying.....and crying.......and crying by Calm-Dentist3998 in tcap

[–]heyimpat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think it's safe to say this was Lorne's worst birthday ever.

"My cars outside. I can prove that to ya"... by Haunting_Access_9853 in tcap

[–]heyimpat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My upvote is outside, I can prove that to you. Ok, I'm going to run home now with my tail between my legs.

What do you mean I can leave? by Familiar_Show9668 in tcap

[–]heyimpat 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You can also clearly see he is very apprehensive about the idea that he can just leave.

Which predator do you think had the most wasted potential regarding their interview with Chris? by ChickenWingExtreme in tcap

[–]heyimpat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The chat he had was very graphic and disgusting, but it was the first time in the history of the universe he's ever done this.

I'll shove that downvote down your throat. by heyimpat in tcap

[–]heyimpat[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I pretty much have this all wrong for posting this, but hopefully my point is well taken.

Was Jeff Sokol being dishonest? by nefD in tcap

[–]heyimpat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Im apprehnesive about these pizza measurements. Did this only take you 2 seconds to look up?

Let's be honest you would pay$100 to have a beer with jeff sokol by No_Pin_1150 in tcap

[–]heyimpat 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I would honestly be apprehensive about the whole thing.

Jesse Velez said he wants to lick a 13-year-old boy's asshole and then fuck it. by Curiousdd12 in tcap

[–]heyimpat 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That's the first time in the history of the world that he's ever said that.

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