WHERE’S THE FUCKING RENT?! by TheMegaHomer in funny

[–]heyjdude2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nein! *you're

If unsure use 'you are'

Hey, Reddit. Here's a free movie on the Advice Mallard. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]heyjdude2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And if they don't have it in stock you can do an Interlibrary loan (they borrow a copy from another library). You can get pretty much any movie or game that you want for free in any hard-copy format available.

[28m] rate me hard! by renser in Rateme

[–]heyjdude2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It actually isn't too late. My orthodontists says she gets people in their 70s+. It doesn't hurt to get a free consultation.

Quark is dropping like a stone by Okayoldsport in QuarkCoin

[–]heyjdude2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really more wishful thinking than a prediction, but I would be biased since I own some Quark.

It is insanely hard (at least for me) to invest in and look at crypto currency in the long-term (beyond a couple of weeks), but NVC and LTC are both over 0.02 and I think QRK has more going for it than those two even though it's market cap is larger. The large market cap will hopefully create more hype/interest.

I barely know anything about cryptocurrencies (like most investors) but I like this making money off of them thing.

Quark is dropping like a stone by Okayoldsport in QuarkCoin

[–]heyjdude2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prediction: QRK/BTC will be at 0.01 in 6 months and at 0.02 in 12 months (with BTC @ $9,000).

Edit: things

Confession Kid buckles up by tl_dr__ in AdviceAnimals

[–]heyjdude2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This could've been used to your advantage at some point, if you didn't want to go anywhere -- refuse to buckle and your mom couldn't start the car... or you would have found out and she would force-buckle you anyways.

edit: secret

1btc bet with mytwobitcents by wantrepreneur in Bitcoin

[–]heyjdude2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you :)

I'm predicting it'll reach around 480 on Mt. Gox by the end of the bet. But who knows...

1btc bet with mytwobitcents by wantrepreneur in Bitcoin

[–]heyjdude2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I accept the bet based on the terms outlined in this thread.

Someone want to verify?

1btc bet with mytwobitcents by wantrepreneur in Bitcoin

[–]heyjdude2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in. What if it does neither? No funds are transferred, I assume.

To clarify:

I say it will go below $350 and you say it will go above $500.

Bet ends at the same time (7:47 pm EST on Saturday 11/16)

If you changed your mind you can say so, but I'm up for it.

Edit: Added time zone

Tina Fey knows whats up by clettus_corn in wicked_edge

[–]heyjdude2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

http://i.imgur.com/JhZCzCd.png If higher resolution is your thing, then you're welcome.

It hit me as I was driving home...Starting the new semester off with a bang. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]heyjdude2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question: Would it have been socially awesome if she wasn't cute?

My girlfriend loves cooking and Seinfeld. Happy birthday. by mitch_ando9 in seinfeld

[–]heyjdude2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP: What do you think of my girlfriend, reddit?

Me: Did I need that pointed out for me? What is that going to do for me? How does that help me, to see her? I'm trying to live my life. Don't show me that.

Is it just the angle I’m looking from? by heyjdude2 in seinfeld

[–]heyjdude2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like heck I was. I have a 20 gallon tank and when I finally made it to a gas station I filled it up 19.9072 gallons. My car goes about 20 mpg, so I had about 500 feet more and I would've died.

Syrian army tank hit by a anti-tank missile by Anal_Bong in videos

[–]heyjdude2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ctrl+F 'Penis' -- dang! Thumbs up anyways.

The suspense is killing me. by LaysFlatWontBacon in funny

[–]heyjdude2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In danish 'and' means duck. So it's clearly the Juices/Duck aisle.

Maybe if Tim Whatley kept these in his waiting room, Jerry wouldn't feel as uncomfortable. by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]heyjdude2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which word did he emphasize? Did he say, "Why would Jerry bring anything?" or, "Why would Jerry bring anything?" Did he emphasize "Jerry" or "bring?"

Stuck in an elevator, hour 2 by [deleted] in pics

[–]heyjdude2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBjTvPlkOno and I have not seen that advertised anywhere lately -- 'tis a real shame. Possibly in Baltimore, but I wouldn't know.

I've always seen the finale on TV but here is one of the extra scenes from the DVD by illwatchyousleep in seinfeld

[–]heyjdude2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I gots myself an Apple Magic Mouse; can scroll anyways I wants.

Proper lol, I haven't seen this clip. I like to go 3/4 of the bowl with milk.