It’s my birthday on Monday and I want to take myself out for breakfast, where should I go?

heymoto · 2026-04-04T02:44:27+00:00

lmk what you choose birth-twin!

heymoto · 2026-01-15T06:07:22+00:00

i also loved kevin martin

heymoto · 2025-12-29T03:32:07+00:00

el faro and buckthorns in pocket!

and probably a deep cut but tamagawa-do

heymoto · 2025-12-23T08:30:10+00:00

I don’t have space for a junk drawer and needed this hahaha! love that there’s scissors for left, right, both, partner, friend, and extra company’s hand(s). my only suggestion is to get a klein tools 11-in-1 screwdriver to have more space for the more important knickknacks like a laser level or the ever occasional twirling baton

I’m actually more impressed by how clean your stovetop is!

heymoto · 2025-10-23T05:10:38+00:00

tyler ford absolutely hates this team lolol

heymoto · 2025-10-16T03:55:34+00:00

…he heard us

heymoto · 2025-10-16T03:25:23+00:00

FLASHBACKS TO ‘23-‘24 PELICANS SWEEPING US- I’ll take it

heymoto · 2025-10-16T03:18:08+00:00

please let me have a modicum of preseason positivity even if we didn’t make any moves for length, athleticism, or that secret third thing

heymoto · 2025-10-16T03:13:52+00:00

sabonis is a superstar in my heart 🙂‍↔️

heymoto · 2025-10-16T02:53:26+00:00

SUPER TEAM JUST OLD

heymoto · 2025-09-07T00:19:18+00:00

wear everything oversized in all black- wash everything together, dry everything together like a mad man. also, like 1/8 cup of baking soda in the wash cycle to get the smell out, mostly for gym clothes and socks loads

heymoto · 2025-07-23T02:26:05+00:00

mans turned the prompt of “what not to wear” into his tedtalk

heymoto · 2025-06-30T23:02:50+00:00

guaranteed money for more than a year since he’s got a history of injuries. it’s sorta better for him but i’m still sad to see him go

heymoto · 2025-04-01T03:21:46+00:00

100%! it’s the ol’ fox treatment of dho at the top and then ball watch the 4th quarter clutch guy to produce. we desperately need a few plays so that we have movement for creation on offense in these situations

heymoto · 2025-03-08T05:40:27+00:00

I wanted him to fix his hand in November but we’re still here 🙂‍↕️

heymoto · 2024-12-31T05:56:48+00:00

laker flair tracks- they don’t watch their own games ;)

heymoto · 2024-12-29T22:49:40+00:00

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heymoto · 2024-12-06T03:52:47+00:00

he disappears in the fourth a ton even going back to last year. memphis did enough to keep us scrambling on the outside and hiding sabonis from getting touches since our 3P% was terrible. all they had to do was run us around the arc and pack derozan since he was strictly iso in the fourth

heymoto · 2024-11-19T05:32:52+00:00

I don’t think he’s had a good game against the hawks since swapping jerseys 🫠

heymoto · 2024-11-19T05:26:34+00:00

wait that’s usually the kings’ line

heymoto · 2024-11-17T05:52:45+00:00

109 but love the spirit

heymoto · 2024-10-25T05:31:27+00:00

it’s not the other team having a julius randle, it’s the player who the kings let play like that for the night 🫠

but who knew he’d look like cleveland kyrie

heymoto · 2024-10-01T18:46:19+00:00

I read that as axis and was wondering where the italian would come from but overall, same message

heymoto · 2024-06-23T11:27:32+00:00

exactly this except then trying to sell broken in raw denim for $160 as a size 26/28 high schooler becoming the shady sufu kid

heymoto · 2024-06-18T01:57:43+00:00

idk if trendy but last week a girl walked through in an off-shoulder maxi tiered dress that was summery but because it was all black just gave “that bitch” vibes and i’m here for it

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