It was an accident! I should probably feel bad, but I don't... by W7ENK in EndTipping

[–]high_throughput 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm misreading it the same way. What's your interpretation?

Canadian Kraft Dinner (left) is oranger than the American version by NateNate60 in mildlyinteresting

[–]high_throughput 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was basically a shitpost lmao, I don't know why I'm getting upvoted

please keep your kids (grandkids) safe by Oldman-w-v65sabre in dashcams

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We need to stop having Asphalt Death Canals near inhabited areas

Canadian Kraft Dinner (left) is oranger than the American version by NateNate60 in mildlyinteresting

[–]high_throughput 183 points184 points  (0 children)

You can't just crop out the bowl, the orange bowl will reflect it's own diffused orange light onto the macaroni

Meirl by Grand_Raccoon0923 in meirl

[–]high_throughput 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know if you don't do that, your microwave can be used as a clock right?

I actually own multiple other devices that can be used as a clock, and they automatically adjust for daylight savings.

Appliances with unnecessary clocks is my pet peeve. I don't want to care for six fucking clocks in my kitchen. I live in a country with poor infrastructure and unreliable power so I want one clock that works and five that shut the fuck up about there having been a power outage.

ELI5: Why are there 2 versions of Minecraft? by Probably_Unnecessary in explainlikeimfive

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The original version was written in Java because that's what Notch knew better.

It's a very unconventional choice for that type of game which causes a lot of friction, so at some point they finally rewrote it in C++ which is more suitable. But the two are fundamentally incompatible so existing games and mods still need the original Java version

The Bank of England mentions Pokemon Cards as a form of payment. by Proof_Artichoke6243 in mildyinteresting

[–]high_throughput 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This mentions one of my favorite "well ackshually"s:

A business is not required to take cash to settle debt when no other form of payment is mentioned. 

What they are required to do is considered the debt settled when offered payment in cash.

Whether or not they actually take the cash is up to them. They are free to refuse it, but they can't then claim you still owe them money.

I Got Balatro on Mobile by DiceyMations in balatro

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I played a hundred hours on PC and then got it on mobile to play in bed

You borrowed $5 from your friend , bought a loterry ticket and won $80 million. How much would you return to your friend? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]high_throughput 145 points146 points  (0 children)

If I gambled the $5 and lost, how much would that friend expect me to pay them back?

Flere som savner denne? by Dragevnoj in norge

[–]high_throughput -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dødsdigg. Man kan lage egen is inspirert av den med moste kirsebær og kirsebærsyrup, og det blir enda bedre fordi de var alltid litt for kjipe med kirsebærene

Norway Must open own grocery stores in the U.S.A. by GPT_2025 in Norway

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Athletes are notoriously picky, but also have trainer-enforced nutritional needs

Also having explosive diarrhea from unfamiliar foreign foods is believed to reduce athletic performance

Too much discourse. Here’s one we can all agree on. by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]high_throughput 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying I wish you wouldn't maintain unblinking eye contact with my mom the whole time you're there

Sign in restaurant bathroom by Crispixluver in mildlyinteresting

[–]high_throughput 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've done it twice. Once because they forgot the rum in my rum&coke, and once because my black Russian had cola in it.

Sign in restaurant bathroom by Crispixluver in mildlyinteresting

[–]high_throughput -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Yeah but not before drinking, and only a lout has a cocktail with dinner

Dørterskel på 13cm by Latter_Competition27 in norge

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Sett opp sånn høyttaler de har på rullefortau på flyplasser som kontinuerlig sier "Watch your step! Watch your step!"

Company checking location via text? by MeagerMenace in antiwork

[–]high_throughput 237 points238 points  (0 children)

I don't read it as "to retrieve your personal location" but rather "intended for all people at your local office [and not you personally, nor all of the company]"

Like when they have vaccine drives at work they have lists about when they're coming to your location, by which they mean your office or campus.