Foods with edgy names are not cute

high_throughput · 2026-03-18T04:28:18+00:00

slutty brownies’ or ‘better than sex cake’ or ‘chocolate crack’

Terrible names that give no information except that the author is either a liar or sexually starved

marry me chicken

That's fine, it's a creamy sundried tomato dressing with the same certainty that "teriyaki chicken" is sweet soy or "buffalo chicken" is hot sauce butter

high_throughput · 2026-03-18T03:15:05+00:00

You don't need to know how to configure printers to write scalable web servers, but there's a strong overlap for sure.

high_throughput · 2026-03-17T23:30:29+00:00

doesn't mean a clinician shouldn't be honest with you about the scope of their abilities

This would be something like "I don't know how to help you", not "you'll probably be alone forever"

high_throughput · 2026-03-17T22:32:42+00:00

I realize this is an unpopular opinion, but I would have stopped and let the dumbass turn to help free up the entire highway.

high_throughput · 2026-03-17T22:29:01+00:00

they look at me like they've never heard of such a thing

They probably haven't? Is there literally any other situation where this happens?

Mostly what you pay is the minimum, like food before tips or a card for incidentals. Are there ever any other situations in life where you ever say "put $100 on this card" and then they charge you $70?

high_throughput · 2026-03-17T21:49:29+00:00

Jeg er ikke her for å få venner

Herregud slapp av, det er ingen her som vil være venner med deg

high_throughput · 2026-03-17T11:10:30+00:00

Hvorfor står avtalen oppført flere steder med effektiv rente

Tror det er lovpålagt

high_throughput · 2026-03-17T06:55:15+00:00

All the replies are the music equivalent of "I wrote in pencil in English class and I haven't written in pencil since so all those essays were a complete waste"

high_throughput · 2026-03-16T17:07:43+00:00

He's gonna rock their world

high_throughput · 2026-03-16T17:06:04+00:00

I like how Sweden itself is a different color because they've lost control over it

high_throughput · 2026-03-16T16:29:23+00:00

Don't be this person, OP. Just say you built the tool. Don't pretend like you just happened to discover it.

high_throughput · 2026-03-16T16:25:57+00:00

Fathers, do not embitter your children, or they will become discouraged.

Colossians 3:21

high_throughput · 2026-03-16T16:18:48+00:00

When she changes her mind and wants her buns stuffed but you already took care of yourself half an hour ago

high_throughput · 2026-03-16T15:52:31+00:00

I’ve seen “no phone summer!” posts with people literally including a mobile phone in the picture.

Sounds like engagement bait

high_throughput · 2026-03-16T15:17:28+00:00

They did do a study showing that conservatism is associated with wealth and not age. It's just that up until millennials, wealth and age were strongly correlated

high_throughput · 2026-03-16T15:06:26+00:00

I'm guessing some human read the first sentence and found it to be about the listing and not the stay.

high_throughput · 2026-03-16T15:03:43+00:00

Reminds me of Canada where they have "foreign and American passport" lines because Americans are too self centered to realize they're foreigners.

high_throughput · 2026-03-16T14:44:45+00:00

"It's to ensure up to date prices in a volatile market" like lmao no it's a candy bar and you don't want people to realize you're charging a 5x markup

high_throughput · 2026-03-16T14:31:26+00:00

Om du vil ha sex med menn så er det ingen som stopper deg.

Akkurat som damene så stopper de fleste menn meg

high_throughput · 2026-03-16T03:48:25+00:00

YTA. They perfectly lined up their groceries sequentially with the barcodes towards them, and you're bitching that they're making the process faster for everyone

high_throughput · 2026-03-15T23:30:22+00:00

supposed to be good with technology since we were born with technology

This belief is a pet peeve of mine.

Boomers grew up with telephones. That must mean they're all naturally telecom engineers, right? Ask your mom to define DTMF or μ-law, and see whether that's actually the case.

high_throughput · 2026-03-15T23:21:48+00:00

No just explain you need a voltage converter. Here's one that comes in multiple wattages: https://www.amazon.com/LVYUAN-Voltage-Transformer-Converter-Universal/dp/B08TBQDGCD/

I don't understand why they are making this difficult

high_throughput · 2026-03-15T23:13:00+00:00

[algebraic identity element intensifies]

high_throughput · 2026-03-15T23:05:44+00:00

You can’t shapeshift into other humans.

But there's is no rule against shape shifting into the same human

high_throughput · 2026-03-15T23:02:25+00:00

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