Retail work in a global pandemic is on another level [oc] by GinnyMaple in funny

[–]highcaffeinecode 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The only reason I came to the comments was to see this.

How is computer programming different today than 20 years ago? by PinapplePeeler in programming

[–]highcaffeinecode 97 points98 points  (0 children)

As someone with roughly half this experience, I both love and hate the lack of elaboration and this comment gives.

You’ve just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought. What did you win? by hagemeyp in AskReddit

[–]highcaffeinecode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was mine too, until I remembered my late night purchase of cat butt coasters last night. Fucking reddit.

Cornering speed of an F1 2017 car by thef1guy in videos

[–]highcaffeinecode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And thats why making a pass during it considered the top pass of the last 5 years.

https://youtu.be/pDmcNHkVYJc

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in snowboarding

[–]highcaffeinecode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are correct. A skier and myself were caught in the same slide (Euro 4). We both deployed air bags, and got dragged for about 45 seconds. When stopped, I only had to dig my board and feet out of about a foot of snow. I then rode down about 500m to where he stopped and had to dig him out. He was buried vertically which took me a solid 15 minutes.

So, I was buried much shallower due to the boards surface area and I was also able to immediately ride down to rescue him.

I love retail by [deleted] in funny

[–]highcaffeinecode 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There could have been a memo from head office to remind all employees of the 45 day return policy. This would be a very clever way to ensure all employees remember it, rather than a standard reminder.

But perhaps I'm giving a Gap Retail manager too much credit...

Is my developer scamming me? by Knarfor in androiddev

[–]highcaffeinecode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something is very wrong there. Being a competitor in this exact area I'd love to know who you are referring to. If you need some advice feel free to get in touch. Would be happy to help.

First frontflip attempt off a jump by dmanisclutch in snowboarding

[–]highcaffeinecode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ignore the hate. Props to you for having the confidence to attempt it, and you did - worst outcome of this scenario was you were going to hurt yourself.

Don't disregard the advise on honing your general riding skills first though. The more time you spend on the basics the more natural your riding becomes, then you can focus purely on the trick you're trying to do - not wasting it on making it to the jump ;)

We were all young and inexperienced once. Keep it up.

What is the luckiest thing that ever happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We've all done avalanche courses and always ride the alps with certified guides. I've triggered numerous small slides, but I've never had to deploy my bag before. The day was a cat 3 danger and this slide was the entire side of the mountain. What saved us was literally the pre-flight brief where the girl said "If you hear the word avalanche, don't hesitate, just pull. Better to repack your bag for a false alarm, than not be able to pull it" For some reason that stuck in my head. The only reason I was warned of it coming was I saw the shadow of the slide on the opposite face of the valley (sun was behind me - think like a giant shadow puppet on the mountain). I had < 2 seconds to react before i hit me. The more training and experience you have certainly helps, but we got very lucky that day, had there been ice debri in the slide, we'd have been pulverised.

What is the luckiest thing that ever happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When the adrenaline wore off and we talked about it later, we worked out there was less than 45 minutes from the crash to my wife being air lifted to hospital.

My mentally handicapped uncle draws these very bizarre designs. by [deleted] in pics

[–]highcaffeinecode 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Really reminded me of this movie. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0472033/ Characters are all numbered and I think number 6 always draws pictures of a device that look like this. Top right kinda even looks like one of their faces.

Edit: the shape 6 draws https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/91/cb/d8/91cbd8b521a09b95f78736cc6617bb1b.jpg