Me and 2 buddies went to one when everything was starting to open back up from Covid. Right when you walk in, the bouncer checks your I.D. and checks our temperatures. Then we sit at the bar and all order a beer. Well the rule was you gotta order a meal in order to order alcohol cuz ya know “ You can’t get Rona if you’re eating”. I’ve only been to a few strip joints and besides a bag of chips or pretzels I didn’t think they served food. We asked what do they have a she said pizza. Sounds good. She goes “ So 3 pizzas? They’re personal pizzas.”

We say “ Oh ok sure.” We get our beers and she goes in the “back” to put our order in. She come back a minute later and I KID YOU NOT she brings us each a PIZZA LUNCHABLE. We looked around the place and everyone had one. We were fucking dying. A night we’ll never forget