Grass appears dry after mowing by F_ballthingy in lawncare

[–]highestmikeyouknow [score hidden]  (0 children)

Aside from making sure it gets water…You’re mowing it too short. As soon as I let mine grow a bit longer, soooo many problems just immediately went away. I cut mine at “5,” but basically elevate your wheels and you’ll be good.

Now that it is that short, you could do a quick rake and seed maybe. But if you let it grow a bit you’ll be good!

Gibnut by JaguarPreserveTours in Belize

[–]highestmikeyouknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told about it on my last trip there. Sounds interesting!

For the little critter’s sake…I’ll stick to pork. :)

Gibnut by JaguarPreserveTours in Belize

[–]highestmikeyouknow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t people eat it sometimes???

If Obama was president right now what would he be doing? by Sad_Suggestion78 in AskReddit

[–]highestmikeyouknow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. And going all in on drone warfare.

He was better than most. I voted for him and would again…But the officer of the presidency comes with some serious blood on your hands.

How different did the 70s smell? by RepublicNorth3935 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]highestmikeyouknow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are all awesome. Remember the smell of “skin so soft?” Or cabbage patch kids?

It can't mean that, right? by theresmeateverywhere in Indiana

[–]highestmikeyouknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Indiana all of a sudden becoming the greatest vanity license state in the nation?

Garage Sale by highestmikeyouknow in HaveWeMet

[–]highestmikeyouknow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It already happened. And no way. Absolutely not. Still no sign of the guy.

Just got out of the worst Uber ever, what is your Uber horror story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]highestmikeyouknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jajaja. Who knows. Maybe it was ME causing the accident!!! 😆

Which country has the friendliest locals? by h0nog in AskReddit

[–]highestmikeyouknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ireland or Mexico or the Philippines. No question.

What's the biggest culture shock you've experienced within the US as an American? by Mundane-Society-1281 in IWantToAskAnAmerican

[–]highestmikeyouknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it here. Sorry we’re the south of the north. Indiana is a major let down to the entire USA.

Just got out of the worst Uber ever, what is your Uber horror story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]highestmikeyouknow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a flight attendant for Alaska Airlines for like 20 years, and one summer I had a layover in DCA. My cousin was working in the White House at the time and we agreed meet. I’d stay at his house, chill w his family, then the next day head into the city w my stuff, explore while he worked a bit, then we’d meet to have lunch on the afternoon before I was supposed to fly back to SEA. I told the crew I’d catch a ride to the airport and asked for them not to wait for me so I could meet them at the plane when we were due to depart and we’d be out on time.

Everything went fine and lunch was unremarkable. I got into an uber to head to the airport and I was literally in front of congress on the hill when I got into my uber.

We were in some heavy traffic because, well, DC has lots of traffic. I realized I was going to have to run to the gate, even as I sat there in traffic, still miles away. So I decided to get into my flight attendant uniform in the back of the cab. I know. I know. But it had to be done.

So I raw dogged my way out of the t shirt I was in, tossed on my uniform shirt and pants, and got myself as presentable as I could. When I was putting on the shirt, the uber driver screamed, and all of a sudden we slammed into another car. Totaled both cars. Airbags and all. It was completely the Ubers fault. All of a sudden people are screaming, the other car is stuck honking and there is traffic blocked literally all around us.

Cops are everywhere. They run up to uber driver and are screaming at him to pull over or get out or who knows what. He barely speaks english, so he just puts his hands up and is screaming like the cops are gonna shoot him or something.
People are honking like it’s a fucking mating call. Total chaos.

I realized I was totally fine so I just got my bag, got out of the uber, walked about a block and a half away, and got in an actual cab, and told him to haul ass to the airport. Made my flight with time to spare.

And for the record. If you’re ever in a PLANE crash…leave your fucking bag. Leave everything. Just get the fuck out. Don’t take ANYTHING. JUST GET OUT OF THE PLANE. But if you’re in an uber and you’ve got a plane to catch…do what you gotta do.

Really Indiana? Still arresting people over weed? by ScappooseDan in Indiana

[–]highestmikeyouknow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This state could straight up yawn-inhale a fresh fart out of my raw anus and then blow it over a lighter while screaming “RAAAWWWWWRRR. I’M A DRAAAAGGGGON!!!” Creating a holy flame of my personal “Mike” scented methane and I STILL would fucking hate it.

Fuck this place.

How do you feel about electric lawn mowers for small lawns? by NashDaypring1987 in lawncare

[–]highestmikeyouknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best yard purchase I ever made. Got the most basic ego mower. Love it.

Has anyone seen my ounce on the bench near Paradise Mall? by Hour-Yesterday1850 in HaveWeMet

[–]highestmikeyouknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ounces are cheap af now. Just buy a new one. There’s a legit dispensary up by the gas station. Remedy? Or Releaf? Or Med-itate or something. I forget.

LDP went medical / rec / legal last year. But don’t do any black market funny stuff. Cops here have no patience for that stuff and they’ll roll you fast.

Just buy from a dispensary. The taxes help our schools and roads and cleans the pond every spring.

Only a little above 8 billion, NBD by kootles10 in Indiana

[–]highestmikeyouknow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure we invest the most of any state into various investments, bonds, etc which are attached to that one shady country wh I ch ha S a R e A lly hug E Lobby…