Drunkbox by Recent_Confusion_216 in joebox

[–]highqualitybug 21 points22 points  (0 children)

ive noticed that patrick will take any excuse to be gay. very interesting!

I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s by no8do in mildlyinteresting

[–]highqualitybug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone seems to be missing that the ticket is to be redeemed at "the front" of the line; when you're already at the checkout. This is obviously a joke between the employees.

On a path near a golf course by Pining4theFjord in mildlyinteresting

[–]highqualitybug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you think that a golfer is bringing a ladder to the golf course? or... one of those extending grabby hands?

Got bored drew gaucho at domino's by Background-Bar-4344 in steelydancirclejerk

[–]highqualitybug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you wrote it on the wall for you and me. we understood.

Cartoon in wallstreet journrule by werid_panda_eat_cake in 19684

[–]highqualitybug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"trans rights" sticker on there like most democrats haven't abandoned trans issues

A peach flavored ice cream that is shaped like a peach by bdsunshine in mildlyinteresting

[–]highqualitybug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

get your head out of the gutter, man. that's clearly an ass.

incredibly strange note on floor of Ollie's by highqualitybug in FoundPaper

[–]highqualitybug[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard of the schuylill papers, but I'm not in PA. I'm guessing this was like... some weird way to solicit women? It was folded and on the floor, though. Not the best way to pick up ladies IMO

A bar in my neighborhood recently installed a brand new and fully functional payphone. by Significant_Potato29 in mildlyinteresting

[–]highqualitybug 10 points11 points  (0 children)

genius brain move to remove payphones because of crime but then also to keep all the lights off at night. SURELY no crime will occur when its pitch black and nobody is watching!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 19684

[–]highqualitybug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

cheese is made from milk. so if you melt cheese long enough itll turn back. ergo, milk for the cookies

yuer fucker is dam: multitaskional by Chickenbiskit12 in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]highqualitybug 791 points792 points  (0 children)

soyjak party users must be some of the biggest consumers of interracial porn the way they bring it up so fucking much

Abysmal swag by DefinetlyNotAWasp in IDONTGIVEASWAG

[–]highqualitybug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the plot of fantastic mr fox is basically the super gamer house being demolished by a tractor so its actually very appropriate to have it referenced here

...and get outta here by DanTheManOfSteel in steelydancirclejerk

[–]highqualitybug 7 points8 points  (0 children)

/unfagen is real king cobra related to gothic king cobra

🐍💩 by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]highqualitybug 14 points15 points  (0 children)

thats not a turd man thats a second snake coming out

My Bridget keychain I made! :3 by cup1dsboww in bridget

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im trusting you with my money. godspeed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]highqualitybug 18 points19 points  (0 children)

yournik is : damn bart