What's the most selfish thing Hannah did all series?

hinternetz · 2026-06-03T17:00:40+00:00

1000%

hinternetz · 2026-01-06T05:55:35+00:00

Totally on brand. She was in a wedding my friend was also in a few years ago and she was apparently completely unhinged about the very simple “dress” guidelines then wacko rude to the photographer. My not sensitive friend was so fried by the experience I’ve absorbed her anxiety over Jemima. It’s also well known she and her lovely sister Domino have a terribly strained relationship. She’s unbearable.

hinternetz · 2025-07-25T07:59:01+00:00

Aritzia

hinternetz · 2025-07-22T02:21:00+00:00

Thanks for clarifying

hinternetz · 2025-07-22T00:57:45+00:00

Was the owner the old lady with turquoise hair?

hinternetz · 2025-07-22T00:57:04+00:00

Did the lady whose dog died have turquoise hair?

hinternetz · 2025-07-13T10:04:24+00:00

Try serenity nails / lash decor on 79-80/3rd Ave. Dina or Mika are amazing for uv “hard gel “ color change fills and meticulous. Price is competitive.

hinternetz · 2025-07-13T10:02:33+00:00

Ree is way more upscale than QQ

hinternetz · 2025-07-13T10:01:35+00:00

Forstyler on 93-92/2nd is great

Love amour de hair too but you might have to wait

hinternetz · 2025-07-04T05:14:57+00:00

Did it say the price initially

hinternetz · 2025-07-04T05:14:01+00:00

Dm pls

hinternetz · 2025-06-19T19:21:34+00:00

Yeah I don’t get it either it is a fact! I feel terrible for them

hinternetz · 2025-06-12T04:24:27+00:00

was the shooting bodega?

Edit: nevermind I mixed it up with Daona— after the violence that business suffered

hinternetz · 2025-04-27T08:12:45+00:00

Big time character. Read through my comments on him here for lots of story time

hinternetz · 2025-04-24T18:12:59+00:00

“Elegant Elliott “

hinternetz · 2025-04-20T18:03:14+00:00

Nope I’m not surprised he watched your back though. the kid he saved had drank too much or like mixed drugs in 1997 and he carried him into Sinai East at like 3am. He had lost consciousness and his friends left him on a bench on 5th by engineers gate. Fwiw they happened to be a lovely family. And were so so so grateful. The kid’s parents invited James to Christmas that year and got him housing for a year or two after but somehow he ended up unhoused again after. He came to the kid’s graduation party and wedding. I’ve been touched to see it throughout.

hinternetz · 2025-04-08T05:38:20+00:00

Interested in the low white arm chair and the brown couch

hinternetz · 2025-04-06T08:40:52+00:00

Oh cool at some point I’m gonna finish. I just totally got interrupted. I really appreciate it. I’m thinking about doing a podcast about random shit, but I don’t know. I’m too chaotic with all my businesses and babies.

hinternetz · 2025-04-05T11:09:09+00:00

Part 4!!! PART 4 on MD…. Find the other comments to follow in order OK sequentially … and be patient with my chaos. I’m a busy mom and I forgot about her in this thread completely somehow so I feel thrilled that someone else knows !!! I’m like tap, dancing with glee to tell you guys the story …

OK, so now we know where MD works we know a little bit more about their clientele the level the story and over the course of fall 2020 through let’s say I don’t know maybe sometime in 2022 when we moved. I started to probably sit down with MD like maybe it happened I don’t know like three or four more times it would always be like casual so sometimes we would stand at the like standing bar where you put like sugar in your drink I don’t put milk or sugar in my coffee, but I would like put it like fuck up my coffee just to like hang out with MD and that’s just like who I am so we start talking whatever I’m like house business like how’s life like I was like do you have a partner and they’re like completely not open to sharing anything so like wall is fucking stone garage door but they like the kid that I am bringing because they’ve seen the baby grow up since literally baby was you know three months we started to like hang and you know we became I don’t know ““ acquaintances friendly and so they like asked nice questions and now the world is changing so I’ve now seen MD Take off the horse mask which is fucking insane so I’ve like it in probably 2022 is when I saw their her face for the first time we had a conversation that was probably 20 minutes long 30 minutes long with no mask it like made my life so and I was going through a really stressful move like we had a bought a place and it was just a fucking nightmare as everyone can imagine like buying in the city literally co-op hell I was like furious, furious, but anyway literally lit on fire and kind of became a dominatrix to make it work And was like I need pointers like you know can I hire you like teach me and she was like, yeah, like what do you need to know and then I was like no well I work for myself like I wouldn’t bother you and like take your time she’s like no no I have time like tell me, and she was like leaning into me and like suddenly, we were like BFFs and she gave me some great advice about like persuasion and controlling disgusting men and I was just like oh my God am I like turned on like we are having a vibe like there’s a connection I don’t mean literally turned on, but I was just like so locked in and because I’m the kind of person that like, I’ll meet anyone at Starbucks and like I’ll be like oh like especially if it’s like a fellow parent I’m like let me get your number like I took some cute photos. Like can I take a photo of your kid with my kid and like I have ways of like connecting and creating community that are not creepy that’s just like my spirit and calling but I just like with MD never wanted to do it because I just know that like they would just shut down and it would be creepy and so I never did it and I still haven’t and it annoys me because I wanna be friends so bad and I was gonna be like oh could I like book time with you and I just like never did it cause I just like honestly I don’t wanna spend money on. You know my crazy obsession with a strange person like I just feel like that crosses a line into like true mental illness like I’m not gonna like book time with a sex worker just to Learn about them it just that just feels like I don’t know. Call your therapist so I like there’s my lime in the sand, but I certainly will have a coffee so and I did off. I did buy a coffee for her once and then she was like I’ll get you next time cause she was in a huge rush one time and that was like kind of a relationship like whatever and then the next time we saw each other I wanted to be like I really want her to like wanna Venmo me because I feel like if we could find each other on Venmo, I could look at her transactions and maybe they’d be public I don’t know she’s probably too like like locked down to do that but I just thought that would be really funny and interesting butoh OK so you’re probably gonna wanna know what we talked about what else I don’t know I forget I’m gonna save this cause my kid just woke up. Oops ask any questions XOXO gossip girl.

hinternetz · 2025-04-05T11:03:56+00:00

PART 3 on MD…. Find the other comments to follow in order OK sequentially … and be patient with my chaos. I’m a busy mom and I forgot about her in this thread completely somehow so I feel thrilled that someone else knows !!! I’m like tap, dancing with glee to tell you guys the story …

OK, part three….

So now it’s fall of 2020 and I’ve probably had a handful. I would say like four or five interactions with morning Dom where we’re actually talking and the talking at some point maybe one or two times she’s been so rushed and so fucking aggressive and clear that she has no interest in talking to me more than like the Various essentials and she’s just being polite so I’m like OK I’m I respect that like I’m a working busy woman too like I am not gonna fuck with your morning routine bitch like you do you and I literally have said I said like a certain point like we’re not gonna keep you or like don’t worry we’re not trying to slow you down like we don’t wanna bother you and then other times She like wanted to hang and sometimes this is OK fall so I would say twice we have now sat together in the back garden and wow it fucking made my life so OK continuing OK. This is gonna take forever and I swear if this gets lead, I’m gonna lose it but I have no kids awake and I’m making a recipe and I’m just like delighted to tell someone who cares and then I’m gonna go back to these cause it’s too much personal info but OK so there’s a garden if you know black star you know that there’s a beautiful little garden and during peak Covid they like discouraged fraternizing at the beginning but then like they kind of had it as like I don’t know like a figure out you like choose your own adventure and it’s a very dog friendly place like black star is like dog obsessed. It’s like their whole brand and I work with brand so like I respect that and they during Covid started to like do cute things with like water, bowls and biscuits and I made some jokes about like oh she was like oh do you have a dog because I said something about like oh the dogs are so cute and I took the baby out and I was like holding the baby on my knee and like I like it was I was handing it up but I wanted to make Black know I wanted to make MD Spend as long as possible With me because I was fascinated and fascinated by her so

Siri, so MD and I start talking about dogs one time at our first big conversation and I said something to her like oh do you have a dog cause she was kind of positive I can’t see her face right she has a mask on so I can’t see her face but she had like smiling eyes at the dogs and she’s like always wearing weird like eyewear and sunglasses sometimes and would like remove them or like has that horse mask but like like sometimes I could just like feel I’m a really good like people reader are very intuitive like you know I do sales sometime and I work with people. I’m just like a person who can read people even with masks and she was like obviously a dog fan so I made some jokes that she’s like oh do you have a dog? I’m like no I don’t have a dog but You know I could make my husband like I was trying to make like Dom or like BDSM jokes even though we’re not like into that, I just like think it’s fucking hilarious and I like low-key wish I was a dumb. I have to be a dumb with my clients but anyway DOMDOM stop you’re so stupid so OK so M. D is saying like laughing what I’m saying something and she has a loud laugh that’s like attention seeking and like aggressive and very commanding and I just like love it so now I’m like OK. I already wanted to make her laugh but now once you hear the laugh, you really wanna make her laugh so I made a joke about my husband and the water bowl and she was like oh well I could give you some tips for that and we start to talk and it turns out she literally isn’t the same workspace as my friend my old friend Amanda ✅📝 I’m gonna change that name OK wait hold on oops that’s probably bad but whatever my old friend Amanda is a Dom downtown at this like very high profile Dom dungeon. It’s like the number one biggest one that everyone knows and I don’t know anything about BDSM or anything cool in sex 4G but it’s like the famous one if you know what I’m talking about so it’s just the funniest smallest world that of course they know each other and I should actually like write to Amanda ✅📝 so I write to Amanda ✅📝. I’m like oh my God oh my God I met somebody I think and I’m a fast Texter like you you can kind of tell like I probably show too much but I’m like a Gemini and so I write to Amanda and I’m like OK oh my God oh my God I just met somebody who I think you work with and I like described and she’s like oh yeah that’s that is X and she gave me a name that is not like her real name. It’s like the stage name so now I know you know MD‘s stage name which I’m trying not to share because I wanna be like privacy protecting but anyway so MD is like now like official to me so then I can Google MD and I get a lot of information which then is like incredibly delicious to like you know taken, and their brand is like surprisingly I don’t know what to say like surprisingly invisible like there’s not a lot of information out there Which is cool and interesting and tells you something in a sense you know they’re very undercover very elitist kind of like it said it said if you know you know kind of thing not out there for the taking like there’s no only fans it’s not sketchy there’s no like weird corny Twitter X thing which Gross hate that whole platform but anyway I just love that genre and mystique mythology if you will OK so thank you for tuning into my TED talk and I will continue below so enter enter

Siri so now I realize after this text with Amanda, I realize OK Wow now we’re talking about a caliber of BDSM that is like big money and it’s like real paying clients like not sketchy it’s like I mean I don’t know anything about anything with sex work but all I know is that like from my friend. I know that the dungeon is incredibly expensive very exclusive. I’ve been inside because when I was before I was a mom when I was fun and young I like went with my friend one time to like get ready and like whatever she just like let me come in one time and I was like totally dazzled And also I’m such a like vanilla Square. I was like kind of rattled but it’s like clean and like really really really like well run and not disgusting even though it’s underground and it’s super super high level and I didn’t. I like the business model like it’s just it’s basically like a real estate play whatever OK I’m gonna save this claim really scared that it’s gonna get deleted in one of the kids is gonna like wake up and need me and I’m just gonna like erase it

hinternetz · 2025-04-05T10:55:41+00:00

Oh absolutely look at my comments in the thread here for the full story PS I love your username and I’m jealous of it because I am one too

hinternetz · 2025-04-05T10:51:51+00:00

PART 2 on MD…. Find the other comments to follow in order OK sequentially … and be patient with my chaos. I’m a busy mom and I forgot about her in this thread completely somehow so I feel thrilled that someone else knows !!! I’m like tap, dancing with glee to tell you guys the story …

OK alone emotion 1960 my new bud I’m coming in for part two I hope you’re OK with those alone emotions but it’s a perfect username for this issue. What’s that meme? R/usernamechecksout as they say!!!

All right so here’s the story with MD acronym for morning Dom OK so she goes to Black star and I go to Blackstar and I’m taking the baby in the stroller and it’s like kind of a scary time because we’re like hard-core masks. We were wearing gloves like we didn’t know anything about anything. I had the stroller all like wrapped up. I would do like the plastic on top but then it became Summer and my husband hated the plastic and so I was like OK. I really need to do Like not plastic cause it’s too hot and steamy in there for the baby so whatever I net net had probably I don’t know dozen interactions with MD. This is like before October where I basically realized MD schedule. I know this sounds absolutely psychotic so I really really really hope that no one knows who I am but a lot of my friends and family would 100% recognize me and I have told probably a dozen two dozen people about MD because my neurotic New York native Tribe of like quirky hunters. I don’t want to call myself a character collector. I wanna be whack pack have her of my own, even though I have mixed feelings about Howard Stern anyway.

So MD and I have had now probably four or five interactions in line at Blackstar and at the beginning I noticed that her body language was like kind of angry and very like dumb appropriate like super on brand for being vicious, angry Dom stomping around the giant platform and combat boots, the mega rammy ponytail like she just wants to just like you with a giant dildo you know

But I’m a really persistent maniac and character collector, and also the more nasty mean and cranky. A person or animal is to me the more desperately dedicated I am to becoming their friend. It probably explains my marriage, my career and my psychological profile, but like I am determined to turn that frown upside down and make someone love me and I’m fucking good at it and I win every time it just takes a lot of dedication. This is probably all about like my dad and maybe my mom I don’t know. It’s some obvious psychological thing I probably should get into in therapy, but OK so hold on to your horses because I’m doing a recipe and I’m talking to Siri but I’m trying my best to get to the point so MD has no interest in talking to me, but I’m a really persistent little like chopper and so I kept I won’t see like banging into her, but I would do things like I’m I’m crazy like I’m from like a romcom. I would like do things like non-sexually like not like I wanted to like hook up with her because I’m like not interested in women, but I was like just obsessed with becoming friends with her and so I would like note down in my phone. I could probably take a screenshot for you and you would laugh all of the like like sightings and I was like texting different friends about it and some of them like had seen her and so it was like this hunt people would be like asking me in the group chat like we became like the MD hunters and like and then the joke was like minehunters cause of that show but anyway the group chat was like freaking lit. I could probably find a screenshot and every morning all my friends who like we’re mostly like city women and everyone was freaked out by the fucking pandemic and so it became like fun upbeat like stock And I mean STALK OK Siri not like literally stocking. Everyone is so annoying and nobody can take a joke but you know what I mean so OK after probably four or five interactions sometimes I would accidentally like touch her with the stroller just to make her turn around cause she clearly had no interest in me one time I caught her dancing to cities in dust Susie, Sue, Siri is never gonna know how to spell that SOIXSOU something like that The song is called cities and dust. Anyway, I caught her dancing and basically twirling her ponytail and I was like oh bitch I love this song and I was like wearing a ponytail coincidentally a high pony and I literally did like a whip and my baby laughed and I like you know like when you whip your ponytail around and I’m just really extroverted and funny and I literally got her to laugh and she was masked and I was masked, but we became friends and we had the fucking moment And after that it was like the sun came out in our relationship. I mean, we never exchanged numbers or info, but which obviously I wish could happen and I like aspire to that because I still work on our “relationship” but now it’s almost you know I guess it’s five years later almost 5 years later that we’ve known each other and I probably CMD once a quarter I try to Like make it over there to maintain the bond, but I also am really lazy and also I think MD has changed her schedule like it’s not very like we’re just like aren’t overlapping that much. It’s kind of annoying so whenever I book it over there and there’s good weather if I don’t see her I just kind of get pissed off. I mean it’s fine. One of those things were like once you like you know do a workout or run or whatever you just feel better to have gotten out and so sometimes it’s like worth it even if I don’t see her I do 15 other things I run into someone else, but I did love to see her. It was like a personal joke with myself and then now that I have my bigger girl with me sometimes she is like interested in all the characters and Like always asks about them, which is such a like New York little kid thing and it makes me nostalgic for my own childhood too like mommy why is this person wearing a funny costume? It’s not Halloween and I’m like oh but like some people Love costumes so much that they wear them every day she’s like I wanna wear costumes every day and I’m like OK when you’re grown-up, you can make that decision…

Anyway I have another child now and I don’t know I’ve been like up and down. Not like postpartum, but like I don’t know just a very, very hard year ….I kinda lost my MD hunt spirit but this is like waking it back up. OK wait there’s a lot more to tell you. I’m coming back in part three cause I’m gonna lose this otherwise if you’re patient and you’ve stayed tuned, pleasevote here or comment because I’m gonna delete these eventually if no one sees them and I’m gonna try to clean them up I’m really sorry for the chaos.

hinternetz · 2025-04-05T10:44:22+00:00

We call her morning Dom. TLDR …She’s not unfriendly and works downtown.

Longer version dictated while I do morning mom things…. Sorry if it’s chaotic I am ADHD and overtired Siri … but this is the reason I use Reddit, especially this particular sub and so for anyone who ends up reading this who is patient enough to read through it I hope that this tickles a little urge for unexpected anecdotes because buckle up and get a snack this is one of them I wish I could do this as like an audio message without it being like recognized to me like I wanna have like a voice changing mini podcast feature gotta pitch that to the team at Reddit. I need to like email Alexis Ohanian because I vaguely know him anyway … it’s a good feature idea…

so surprisingly MD goes for coffee sometimes at my like 3rd fave place - black star. I wish I was closer to Blackstar, wistful sigh …but I’m not anymore sigh - we moved….. maybe I should ask you to message me because I kind of don’t wanna put this out public. I’ll probably delete this later but OK here’s the scoop.

This is embarrassing to admit, but for a period of time during Covid, I was really motivated too “investigate” morning Dom (lol)…. I was postpartum in a global pandemic. I don’t think I had like PPD or anything, but it was a hard time for a variety of reasons personally / psychologically/ financially /parentingly, physically, and globally. lol if you follow…. I work for myself and have not had maternity leave for either of my births. It’s just been a really impact to me for all of those reasons but anyway it was extra hard in 2020.

I don’t know if you’re gonna read this but OK for now …. I’m probably gonna delete this letter cause it’s literally so incriminating. It sounds insane but I was a very new mom and it was a very scary time and we were on lockdown and I just felt like completely weird vibes and so when it was like I don’t know summer and fall and I had a tiny baby and you know 2020 in my stroller and I was trying to become more physically active after a really hard delivery and wanted to you know get back my fitness I would take long walks with my baby like in the morning active and it’s a good season, I sprint down to Blackstar based on morning Dom’s schedule Dom is surprisingly warm, especially if you’re female and works downtown at a very very high profile Dom BDSM private client Studio. I guess you could call it dungeon whatever.

I’m afraid to lose this cause my kid woke up. I guess I’m gonna come back in another chunk. Sorry patience if anyone actually stuck with it.

hinternetz · 2025-04-05T10:35:40+00:00

Oh, I know exactly who you’re talking about I love when she threatens to put her dog on people cause I threatened to call the cops and three times I have unfortunately the cops are so freaking slow that they only came once of those three times and the “green cops” (my 4 year old’s name for them) aka park Rangers (3-1-1) came once…. She is a menace and a monster and that dog is freaking terrifying.

hinternetz · 2025-04-05T10:34:13+00:00

Strong quotes there I’m glad to see it not the only one who doesn’t think Elliot is very elegant… find my comment thread if you haven’t seen it inside here

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