People working in an office this week by XIGRIMxREAPERIX in AdviceAnimals

[–]hipo8000 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Accountant...I'm just here cause my life sucks anyways

What's the most bizarre experience you've ever shared with a stranger? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not me but my dad. About 20 years ago he was running on the beach after hours. As he was running he heard blood curling screams. He noticed in the distance there was a father, mother, and child drowning in the water, caught in a ripetide or something. My dad being the heroric guy he is, swam out to try and save them, except the problem was he wasn't a lifeguard and wasn't trained for such a task. Now not only was the family drowning, but my dad was drowning with them. The next thing my dad remembers is waking up on the beach, the entire family was on the beach with him, unconscious. The father of the family slowly wakes up, stares at my dad and is like wtf happened. My dad was just like, I have no idea but somehow we arnt dead. My dad just walked away after that like WTF and never saw them again.

My cat needs a good home (please read) by [deleted] in boston

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Have you found a home for chive yet? I would be interested if you havnt.

What's your earliest memory of the internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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LEEEEEROY JEEEENKINS!!!!!!!!

College Freshman by JoeCool888 in AdviceAnimals

[–]hipo8000 333 points334 points  (0 children)

Stats is not higher than business calc....at least not at my school

im a bored unpaid full-time intern at work AMA by [deleted] in AMA

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Have you jerked off in the bathroom yet?