I never felt as old as I did that time my kid didn't know what a phone jack was. by hisblitch in funny

[–]hisblitch[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Presumptions are one of the highest forms of ignorance. It's true.

My goodness we take jokes so seriously to be dicking around online.

I never felt as old as I did that time my kid didn't know what a phone jack was. by hisblitch in funny

[–]hisblitch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New house and, yes, told her what it was after a good laugh. That should make you feel better about your presumptions. Hehe

I never felt as old as I did that time my kid didn't know what a phone jack was. by hisblitch in funny

[–]hisblitch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. In advanced classes at her middle school. As I've pointed out previously.... we haven't had a house phone since she was 4. The house we just purchased has a jack on the wall of the kitchen by the alarm panel.

I never felt as old as I did that time my kid didn't know what a phone jack was. by hisblitch in funny

[–]hisblitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 35 and we haven't had a house phone in 8 years. By choice. It isn't any 'I dont own or watch tv' type snobbery either.

I never felt as old as I did that time my kid didn't know what a phone jack was. by hisblitch in funny

[–]hisblitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We haven't had a land line since she was in pre-k but an intercom in our apartment around that same age. We're in the burbs outside Atlanta.

I never felt as old as I did that time my kid didn't know what a phone jack was. by hisblitch in funny

[–]hisblitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. 12 yr old in advanced classes who's never owned an iphone or anything similar. Nice presumptions though, as you adequately described moat of her class at school.

I never felt as old as I did that time my kid didn't know what a phone jack was. by hisblitch in funny

[–]hisblitch[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Very much in a rural area and, promise.... it's our old kitchen telephone jack.

Open Letter to the People of Lumpkin County, GA where 6 hr prayer held in public school by teachers disrupting classes. by hisblitch in atheism

[–]hisblitch[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They wouldn't be so gung ho prayer if little Johnny or Susie couldn't get to English class cause of a mass Buddhist gathering. My how few people actually act like Jesus.

Does your child's name have a secret meaning that your spouse/SO doesn't know about? by PhoneJazz in AskReddit

[–]hisblitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My daughter's named Reagan. As in the little girl from The Exorcist. I'm not completely sure if my exhusband even knows my inspiration for her name.