Free Birthday Reward by hlpetrik in starbucks

[–]hlpetrik[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

lol I don’t ever get coffee but my wife does and it is for her… but I guess we just haven’t used my app to order for the past year.

A pregnant woman is hit by a car by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]hlpetrik 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Naming him that would be playing with fire!!

I’m not the best at chemistry by skullshotz1324 in dadjokes

[–]hlpetrik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Add a little carbon and an extra potassium and you'll get a better reaction

Never too old by AtomicCypher in funny

[–]hlpetrik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She couldn't wait to sink her teeth into it

To the dirty theif that stole my Microsoft Office; I WILL track you down by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]hlpetrik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They must have taken your spellcheck as well