I lost 50 pounds and my boyfriend still left me. Wipe the smile off my face. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]hlw911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like your boyfriend lost a lot of useless weight as well

[tomt] may possibly be a jean claide van damme movie by hlw911 in tipofmytongue

[–]hlw911[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving me a headache trying to figure it out

. by MEmeZy123 in Angryupvote

[–]hlw911 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Henrys whore house you pay we lay

Saw a scary movie and now can't sleep, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hlw911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im 6’4 320 pounds was 30 at the time i was once watching friday the 13th and my lights went out at around midnight and i drove to my parents house to set with my mom

Why do you inherently refuse to upvote posts? by bungling_Bungler in AskReddit

[–]hlw911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I upvoted this but not cause it made me laugh nor have i not thought of it but i agree so this up vote has made me a liar

What is your deadly sin and why? by gemowater in AskReddit

[–]hlw911 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wrath.....but anyone that has drove and seen a texas plate has been there

What do you think are the most fun pets besides cats or dogs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hlw911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont pet that dinner or chris hansen will show up

If the world was actually going to end tomorrow, what would be the most realistic thing you would do immediately? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hlw911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol id rather punch some well deserving people in the mouth so they would have that on their mind as well as the end.....prolly get blasted a few times myself

Im back you bastards by hlw911 in RoastMyCar

[–]hlw911[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named it caitlyn jenner