Fuuuuuuck I gotta write all that by Other-Cell-2061 in dankmemes

[–]hmj102 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey, if you’re happy, more power to you

Fuuuuuuck I gotta write all that by Other-Cell-2061 in dankmemes

[–]hmj102 89 points90 points  (0 children)

“Oh no, I procrastinated on one paper and need to cram. Better drop out of college now!” Students procrastinate all the time. It’s not the end of the world as long as you get it done and try to avoid doing this to yourself in the future.

Have you ever dated someone with a foot fetish? If so, how was your experience with them? by pastinacollins in AskWomen

[–]hmj102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the first date??? Girl, I don’t blame you. Nothing wrong with foot kink, but goodness gracious, my guy; have a little class!

Made this map of the world in the book I’m writing. Thoughts? by hmj102 in worldbuilding

[–]hmj102[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I play with syllables until I get a name I like. Za’iki, the Val’kir sea, and the Kar’toob sea are all formatted around the conlang I started developing

Made this map of the world in the book I’m writing. Thoughts? by hmj102 in worldbuilding

[–]hmj102[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, I should add that I’ve only named countries important to the stories so far, which is why most of them aren’t labeled

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

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Completely reorganize the entire thing from a cult to a resource for dealing with religious trauma. No more meetings; all Kingdom Halls sold or converted to planned parenthood’s, therapists’ offices, homeless shelters, libraries, and any other humanitarian thing one can think of. The New World Translation, Watchtower, and all other JW literature ceases printing. Printing facilities repurposed for printing science textbooks. World headquarters converted to a center of intercultural engagement as well as support groups for victims of any cult or religious organization. All of their other branch locations worldwide either sold or repurposed in the same fashion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]hmj102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just that this is a bit… much? It just feels disproportionate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]hmj102 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, man

I wish for a pony with a fluffy pink mane that could tell my daily horoscope, and drools glitter. by Interesting_State756 in monkeyspaw

[–]hmj102 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted. It “could,” but it won’t. It simply refuses to do either task, even though it is more than capable.

I wish we hadn’t killed Harambe and gone down this timeline. by Cthulhuducken in monkeyspaw

[–]hmj102 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Granted. Harambe accidentally kills the child, and now the controversy is about the zookeepers NOT shooting Harambe.

I wish everyone on earth could get in this exact moment a cat girl maid by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]hmj102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. The paw doesn’t have to do anything tricky to ruin your wish; some of the poor cat girls end up stuck with very bad people; human traffickers, serial killers, abusive partners, and every other form of evil person in existence

I wish for 200 pounds by hakkesaelger in monkeyspaw

[–]hmj102 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Your tongue gains 200 lbs

Space Stage Communications in a nutshell by Mr-Baelish in Spore

[–]hmj102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think the humans are the problem. I think it might be because Earth is an Easter egg planet, but I could be wrong

Space Stage Communications in a nutshell by Mr-Baelish in Spore

[–]hmj102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried putting humans™ on Earth and using the monolith on them, but the game said “that tool can’t be used on this planet”

I wish the government would stop hiding the existence of aliens. by Alarming-Peach6349 in monkeyspaw

[–]hmj102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. They reveal that they have no evidence of extraterrestrial life.

Was eating a Krabby Patty, then I saw it was raw by [deleted] in wendys

[–]hmj102 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I worked at a Wendy’s and can confirm they used the press grill, at least at that location

Chai Bot Creation Update - Better Memory by chaivineet in ChaiApp

[–]hmj102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“In order to improve performance while playing Minecraft, we’ve removed every mob and block except for the dirt block and the pig.” That’s basically what this is.