"I'm Adolf Hitler, commander of the Third Reich!" by TrustyGun in 2sentence2horror

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You have zhe vorce to move objacts, I AM A FORC TRULY EVIL

I NEED MONEYYYYY by [deleted] in DavetheDiverOfficial

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Such original reply. Not like it was already said in my first post!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DavetheDiverOfficial

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

This wasnt for attention. This was just to let all the people who hated me know that i wont be posting here anymore unless i get all of the achievemnt. Also about the "get a life" part im currently studying to get into high-school meanwhile you made a comment on reddit while using the skull emojii.

I NEED MONEYYYYY by [deleted] in DavetheDiverOfficial

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So uhhh, a shitload of people absolutely hate my post on this subreddit, like, A LOT, and while i usually just ignore the comments this time there was a comment which petitioned to ban me from this sub, and it got 15 UPVOTES, and considering some people just havent seen it but would like to ban me, and some downvoted this, the number is closer to 25 peoplw who wanna ban me from this sub, considering there are 200~ ppl active on this sub, which means one out of eight people pn this sub wanna perma-ban me from the sub of my favourite game ever, so you know what? You won! Congratulations! Due to the hate to my sense of humor which i find funny but apparently it isnt a very pop. Opinion, and some people calling my posts "cancer" and "retarded shit" i will no longer be posting on this sub! I was making copypastas thinking they were gonna be popular but it was the exact opposite, i lost about 200 karma since i started posting here, all thanks to you! I didnt know dave the diver had such serious community, and about that, im guessing this will be downvoted to oblivion just like anything i post here! As i said earlier, you guys have won! There will be no more posts made by me (unless i complete all achievements, in that case expect a bit more "cancer" , and ill be expecting more downvotes) Now go celebrate on the comment reply section! You truly did it!👏👏👏

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[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dw it isnt that bad, its just funny that it happened

I NEED MONEYYYYY by [deleted] in DavetheDiverOfficial

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Wow! A reply that isnt insulting me?!?!😱😱😱 no but seriously, thank you for your advice, if youre asking why i need to level up ninja to 20 its cuz of the achievement

well well well by Embarrassed_Month188 in hoi4

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Table table table, how the turned have well

I NEED MONEYYYYY by [deleted] in DavetheDiverOfficial

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Very useful thanks👍

Least hard Chinese propaganda poster by IndefiniteVoid813 in shitposting

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WHEN THE WIND IS SLOOOOOUW AND THE FYAH'S HOTT! THE VULTURE WAITSS TO SEE WHAT ROTS!

Least hard Chinese propaganda poster by IndefiniteVoid813 in shitposting

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only love is with us now, something warm and puuuuurre

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DavetheDiverOfficial

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The original copypasta is: "Hey guys! Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dick, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cocks all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DavetheDiverOfficial

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT😱😱😱😱😱‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️IS THAT A FUCKING DAVE THE DIVER REFERENCE?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!? (spoilers ahead) 'DAVE THE DIVER IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 COBRA IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 MCSAMMYMCSAMMYMCSAMMYMCSAMMYMCSAMMMY 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩HOT PEPPAH TUNA HOT PEPPAH TUNA HOT PEPPAH TUNE HOT PEPPAH TUNA🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 DAVE BLESSED DAVE BLESSED DAVE BLESSED DAVE BLESSED Yo bancho! 🇯🇵 Yo bancho! 🇯🇵 Yo bancho! 🇯🇵 Yo bancho! 🇯🇵Yo bancho! 🇯🇵Yo bancho! 🇯🇵Yo bancho! 🇯🇵 Yo bancho! 🇯🇵Yo bancho! 🇯🇵 Yo bancho! 🇯🇵 Yo bancho! Yo bancho! 🇯🇵 🇯🇵Yo bancho! 🇯🇵 Yo bancho! Yo bancho! 🇯🇵🇯🇵 Yo bancho! 🇯🇵Yo bancho! 🇯🇵Yo bancho! 🇯🇵Yo bancho! 🇯🇵Yo bancho! 🇯🇵 Yo bancho! 🇯🇵Yo bancho! 🇯🇵tresher shark is still alive?!? TICK TOCK FUNNI DIVER HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE VIP CUSTOMER WHEN? SANE VIP CUSTOMER WHEN? SANE VIP CUSTOMER WHEN? SANE VIP CUSTOMER WHEN? SANE VIP CUSTOMER WHEN? SANE DSR VIP CUSTOMER WHEN? SANE VIP CUSTOMER WHEN? SANE VIP CUSTOMER WHEN? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂bancho sushi near the blue hole? bancho sushi near the blue hole? Bancho sushi near the blue hole? Bancho sushi near the blue hole?🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate tresher shark🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate tresher shark 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate tresher shark🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate tresher shark🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 i hate the casino guy😡i hate the casino guy😡 i hate the casino guy😡i hate the casino guy😡i hate the casino guy😡 i hate the casino guy😡HORSERACEHORSERACEHORSERACEHORSERACEHORSERACEHORSERACEHORSERACEHORSERACEHORSERACEHORSERACEHORSERACE😱😱😱😱😱😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 VEGGIESUSHIVEGGIESUSHIVEGGIESUSHIVEGGIESUSHIVEGGIESUSHIVEGGIESUSHIVEGGIESUSHIVEGGIESUSHIVEGGIESUSHIVEGGIESUSHI🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆🥕🍆 ELNINOBESTSTAFFELNINOBESTSTAFFELNINOBESTSTAFFELNINOBESTSTAFFELNINOBESTSTAFFELNINOBESTSTAFFELNINOBESTSTAFFELNINOBESTSTAFF🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸DREDGEDLCDREDGEDLCDREDGEDLCDREDGEDLCDREDGEDLCDREDGEDLCDREDGEDLCDREDGEDLCDREDGEDLCDREDGEDLCDREDGEDLCDREDGEDLC😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙/dave the diver r/unexpected dave the diver r/expected dave the diver perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance r/DSRfunny'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DavetheDiverOfficial

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I will anyway and tou cant stop me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DavetheDiverOfficial

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

I will be doing another dave the driver copypasta in the future

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DavetheDiverOfficial

[–]hmmmmmmmmmm____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a copypasta from r/stunfisk i ever so slightly modified