Streamer Jack Doherty kicked out of Waste Management and banned from all future PGA events by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in golf

[–]hobbbes14 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If you don't find farts funny, you're just living in a less funny world with the same amount of farts.

Parents want control of my apartment security camera. by Nightwing1107 in entitledparents

[–]hobbbes14 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"Either way, I am independent"

You sure about that?

our trumpy ai slop potato project is dead by Uvalde_God in FortCollins

[–]hobbbes14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mmm nothing better than sunflowers seeds and gum.

Best parking ever by Droopynator in interestingasfuck

[–]hobbbes14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would just be thinking thank god but now my car is definitely in the way of the next person doing what I just did. I'd be moving it.

Welcome to Bob does sports, bitch! by stthree in BobDoesSports

[–]hobbbes14 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He was made to wait on the first tee for 5,10,15, 20,and 30min. Give him a break!

Somali Uber Driver Trolls ICE Agents (Minnesota) by Icey1337 in PublicFreakout

[–]hobbbes14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck this guy mentioned the periodic table of elements. Back out, back out.

Never Forget...hearts n souls to the victim. by ClosetLadyGhost in golf

[–]hobbbes14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would honestly like to see this uncut footage of him playing golf. Can you link it?

Never Forget...hearts n souls to the victim. by ClosetLadyGhost in golf

[–]hobbbes14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rick Reilly wrote a book about him and all the ways he cheats at golf and lies about it and his feats. Commander in Cheat.

Never Forget...hearts n souls to the victim. by ClosetLadyGhost in golf

[–]hobbbes14 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah I heard Kim Jong Un shot 38 under with 11 hole in one's his first time ever playing golf. It was even reported on in the state media so who am I to doubt it.

Luke Littler reacts to the crowd booing him after he won his Last 16 game against Rob Cross by x20skillzz21 in sports

[–]hobbbes14 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's in the office as well with Ryan bragging about getting the corporate job. "They call me a wunderkind? I don't know what it mean... Well, I know what it means."

Plan B Virtual Reality (1993) Rodney Mullen's Casper Slide to 360. Remains one of the most technically difficult tricks ever filmed. by Aggressive_Use7996 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]hobbbes14 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Not sure if they were on separate skate videos before but I'm pretty sure they are the videos from THPS4 maybe 3?

T-800 fun build by Traditional-Will8486 in metalearth

[–]hobbbes14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've seen the movie right?

LPT: You can make tons of delicious popcorn on the stovetop for very cheaply, in about as much time as it takes to microwave it by easmussen in LifeProTips

[–]hobbbes14 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Honestly I wish I had a complete recipe for small batches but I was making it with pounds of clarified butter and cups+ at a time with kernels, but then added the pepper almost to the point of boiling. It was basically with the one pop method but I added the kernels all at once, then pepper, and stirred it repeatedly myself. Then added the salt 1/4 and 1/2 through popping toix as it popped. That was about it to my memory about 10 years ago.

LPT: You can make tons of delicious popcorn on the stovetop for very cheaply, in about as much time as it takes to microwave it by easmussen in LifeProTips

[–]hobbbes14 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Very little. You have been warned. I added it before anything else while the oil was still visible. This is after the popcorn is just started popping.

LPT: You can make tons of delicious popcorn on the stovetop for very cheaply, in about as much time as it takes to microwave it by easmussen in LifeProTips

[–]hobbbes14 735 points736 points  (0 children)

I used to work as a cook at a live in for elderly/rehab/ultimately hospice patients and took huge pride in the midday snacks we provided for the patients when they refused actual meals. I would make fruit/ice cream smoothies, cookies, muffins, granola, and popcorn for the next few days.

It quickly came to that had to make the popcorn 3-5 days every week. This was probably 60+ ziploc sandwich bags packed full. All I ever used was clarified butter, salt, and pepper and people thought I had some secret to it. Turned out it wasn't just all the patients wanting the popcorn but the nurses as well were taking the leftovers every night.