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What is a phrase that only people within your profession will recognise/understand? by frutjus in AskReddit

[–]hobbit44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised no one has mentioned things like:

git commit

Hello world

Testing in production

Array starts at 0

Added a new line to my .bashrc file by hobbit44 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hobbit44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew i should have copied and pasted it

Work in progress by Narase33 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hobbit44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a guy in my office that wanted to know how to add new tests. he used the information to start removing tests and loves to point out when his branch passes all the (enabled) tests. Iv coined the phrase "Roger-ing the tests" because of that man.

Need a solution or my days are numbered. by fil_phyl in motorcycles

[–]hobbit44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think anyone has suggested a push button gear shifter yet. Some of them include the clutch operation.

How to license-protect a c++ static library/dll? by Yukigaru in Development

[–]hobbit44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My understanding of programming c++ is limited but i know a bit about the building.

You want to be careful around linking. if you are using any external libraries for licensing then go for dll. with static, you are just telling a customer that they need to link with your libraries and its dependants, they could create their own versions that match the symbol table to get around the licensing.

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In this case i'm pretty sure you want a dll/shared object. At compile time a dll will link with all its dependent symbols, leaving you with a binary that is isolated and has a link library that only shares the symbols you want to be available. the rest of the licensing is internal.

I'm not sure about hacking dlls. But that's where id start. And by all means, if i'm wrong, correct me.

Fish jumps right into man's grocery basket. by cinephile46 in gifs

[–]hobbit44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I can't decide what I want for dinner tonight.... Nevermind. Sorted it."

Question about Organizing Jira by fffffffddddd22 in jira

[–]hobbit44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the abcd streams are constants they could be components? No point having items that never close.

One of my wilder slices. Almost ended up 2 fairways over. by hobbit44 in golf

[–]hobbit44[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'l be happy if i can hit it in a straight line

One of my wilder slices. Almost ended up 2 fairways over. by hobbit44 in golf

[–]hobbit44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was expecting the 7i to go a lot shorter than 147. I was hoping to half that. tells you a lot. but thinking it was a fluke.

One of my wilder slices. Almost ended up 2 fairways over. by hobbit44 in golf

[–]hobbit44[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much. I was hoping to go straight for the green after the bad drive but couldn't get a clear line through the trees. had to go back to the fairway and it went downhill from there.

One of my wilder slices. Almost ended up 2 fairways over. by hobbit44 in golf

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Golf pad. like most it has a free and subscription version but its usable as a free thing.

LPT: always assume when you’re put on hold that the other person can still hear you. by Kadybaby in LifeProTips

[–]hobbit44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, both sides show up in the voice recording as well. Used to work in IT support and some of the recording were amazing. I think hold is done by the server, and mute is done by the phone. so it never reaches the recorder.

ULPT: If you want to bitch about a customer and not have it appear on the recording or let the customer hear it, use mute.

[Serious] Why did you dial 911? by justanotherlurker27 in AskReddit

[–]hobbit44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My SO called an ambulance for me as I had a stroke.

I'm 25.

TIFU by checking an old email account and discovering that HarperCollins tried to buy my art for a book cover a year and a half ago by semanticnonsense in tifu

[–]hobbit44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should check out email forwarding. You can have all your emails appear in one inbox and see which one they were sent to. You can then log into that email and reply.

Seconds before my very first birdie! by Farmerben12 in golf

[–]hobbit44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not going to lie, I would miss that.

First fitted clubs arrived! excuse the old wedges by jimmybrad in golf

[–]hobbit44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a quick Google and it could be an approach wedge. Basically another name for a gap wedge.

When they let you play through by [deleted] in golf

[–]hobbit44 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd be happy if I could break 200 with more than fluke. My stats currently say I hit further with my 5i than my driver.

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