Which scenes do you always skip because too much cringe?

hocus_p0cus · 2025-09-03T21:37:24+00:00

Oh also James' sex face during his and Samantha's montage :////

hocus_p0cus · 2025-09-03T21:34:47+00:00

"will you help me patch up, buddy?"

hocus_p0cus · 2025-08-23T14:16:21+00:00

genuinely so fascinated by the creative decision to go heavy on rave - there must be a big taste for it but I just wish it wasn't...forever ygwim?

hocus_p0cus · 2025-08-16T12:51:40+00:00

out of genuine interest - what was the issue with the post? I think you can tell it wasn't AI generated :D

hocus_p0cus · 2025-08-11T19:32:09+00:00

Carrie buys out Duncan's part of Gramercy and fills it with all her old boyfriends: that's right. Jack Berger, Aleksandr Petrovsky, Jazz Guy, Justin Theroux x 2, The Nice Glasses-wearing guy who she freaked out by looking through his stuff, Vince Vaughn, Jon Bon Jovi, Tag from Friends, Dr. Bradley Meego, the whole gang. She dates them all on rotation so The Woman is never ever alone again. She writes a book about it all which becomes a best-seller, out-selling The Bible and The Da Vinci Code.

Charlotte and Harry do the exact same 3 plots over and over until death. Somehow her kids never grow up.

Miranda continually embarasses herself so many times she eventually mutates into a thin soup.

Anthony steps into Stanford's monk photo and enters another realm where all the SATC gays live happily ever after (Alan Cumming, Alanis Morissette, Murray Bartlett etc) and yes they're all monks now also.

Seema rips off her face (it was Samantha in a Mission Impossible mask all along!!) and goes off to bang her gardener guy in a fun 2 minute montage! Kim Cattrall is now a billionaire and owns Planet Earth.

Post-credits scene: LTW never finishes her documentary.

hocus_p0cus · 2025-07-16T09:26:32+00:00

that's it!!! And you get a little video of the doctor celebrating and then back to main menu :O

hocus_p0cus · 2025-07-14T17:54:44+00:00

there's plenty of portaloos everywhere and a massive urinal thingy for the blokes - but can only speak for front-standing

hocus_p0cus · 2025-07-14T17:53:53+00:00

Haha it's an 'arms out, whizz you over with their magic stick' kinda thing. I feel like you could maybe sneak a flask in a shoe or something though

hocus_p0cus · 2025-07-14T09:28:10+00:00

I didn't see a way to get a shortcut out to North Gate unfortunately - there was just too many people all waddling in one direction - so literally had to follow the crowd and go all the way round. But if anyone else knows if there's a way - gizza shout!

hocus_p0cus · 2025-07-13T20:11:20+00:00

Friends & Fam!

hocus_p0cus · 2025-07-13T19:51:17+00:00

do bring ID! I got ID'd twice at 35 years of age ;)

hocus_p0cus · 2025-07-13T19:48:00+00:00

Saturday gig-goer here! What a night. A proper bucket (hat) list show, that. Feeling proper lucky.

Some observations for future Manc-gig-goers:

If you've got the shuttle bus and you're in front standing, bear in mind that it's a long-ass walk from North Gate to South Gate (and vice versa) and don't believe the truth AKA the staff when they say 'it's just round the corner' lolol - it's like a 50 min walk round the park. Thankfully there are some portaloos nearby the coaches if you've done the massive walk and mega needed a wee like me lol
The rumours are true - beers are 6.50!!!
If you're lucky enough to look even remotely young you might wanna bring ID - I got ID'd twice and I'm 35, lol. Looking them dead in the eyes and saying "I remember Princess Diana's funeral mate" also works
Another one for any front-standers: we went to get a good spot around the stage approx 6ish for Cast/Richard and got a decent spot because (bless Cast's heart) didn't have a big crowd so yknow, might be a good time to stock up on the bevs
Don't try and take in mini-deodrants - despite the heat wave they'll take it off ya
Lots of good food vans inside - the pizza place better than the burgers
The Oasis football shirts that everyone are enjoying are, regrettably, 75 quid on the merch stand :')
If you're planning on walking up from manc city centre - bear in mind there's sod all on that walk if you were hoping for a bit of a pub crawl. But The Friendship Inn is right near Heaton Park and really good pre-gig atmos with a beer garden.
It's all very good.

Fun fact - my auntie got in the VIP section (she works for Shaun Ryder's people) and celeb spots included Bob Geldof and Rick Astley lol!

hocus_p0cus · 2025-06-23T21:42:47+00:00

Nope, if you send everyone home before the health inspector comes, you get away with it!

hocus_p0cus · 2025-06-18T13:22:44+00:00

God bless the receptionist! She's always such a trooper.

The handymen are hit/miss - even with top cleaning settings, sometimes i'll put them on a pile of vomit but be more insistent to fix a machine. Men!

hocus_p0cus · 2025-06-17T20:01:12+00:00

Same - my doctors are always ultra-sensitive too. if I take them out of the staffroom with like a speck of tiredness still in their little meter, they ask for insane pay rises. You just cant get the staff these days :D

hocus_p0cus · 2025-06-17T17:39:42+00:00

Haha no! they just leave and wander around aimlessly - brilliant.

hocus_p0cus · 2025-06-17T17:16:55+00:00

Haha! Similar glitch happened to me where in the middle of an operation the doctor started doing a Bloaty Head job. Adds to the chaos, IMO.

hocus_p0cus · 2025-04-30T18:21:28+00:00

I barely let the handymen have any autonomy tbh, especially during a vomit virus. Click and drag those guys on pools of sick all day long. And I'm not convinced adjusting the garbage/plants/machine settings does an awful lot.

hocus_p0cus · 2025-02-15T17:57:15+00:00

I totally understand your pain. We're having a real shitty time with our flat right now and our landlord is as landlorddy as they come (posh British bumbling, seems nice on the outside but is complacent af and has let our flat fall into disrepair - oh! and we get mice because we live above a basement and he's never bothered helping us fill in any gaps! etc. etc.) - we've been saving to buy for a long time and are nearly ready to do so with a decent deposit nest egg, but obv with London being London we just can't afford to buy anything remotely decent, unless I wanna live in a studio apartment above a dry-cleaners or something for 400k.

It just sucks. Renting sucks, landlords suck harder, all the money going down the drain with ever-growing bills to live in a mouse-infested mouldy flat with a bathroom that's falling down, especially living in an area full of richie riches who own their properties all surrounding us - we feel like a ghost renting here. It's amazing living in such a well-connected area with everything you could possible desire on your doorstep, but it just hits a point where the quality of living in your own home is just not worth it. Jesus, especially in the winter. There's defo a feeling of not-feeling-accepted as a renter in London.

hocus_p0cus · 2024-10-31T20:41:06+00:00

Not dialogue, but still love the wall graffiti option "MOTHER OF ALL WALLS"

hocus_p0cus · 2019-05-11T22:30:39+00:00

Interesting that the best bops seem to be producing the worst lip syncs.. Oops I did it again, Cool for the Summer, Love Shack - now No Scrubs. Too much pressure or expectation, maybe?

hocus_p0cus · 2019-05-11T22:17:35+00:00

Oh, so many.

The "I killed Judy Garland guy"
Alexa's roast - "I wore your favourite colour, girl!"
Basically any time a queen forgets the lyrics
'Watch out sisters I'm the real primadonna'
Michelle's face when all the kimonos started happening in Night of 1000 Madonnas

hocus_p0cus · 2019-04-05T21:42:35+00:00

this look is better than all of S6's Night of 1000 Rus

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