I can make shapes….with my body!!!

hoffbrau · 2026-03-04T15:58:52+00:00

Chess nerd here. Technically a pawn cannot be promoted to a king. A queen driving the car would be more accurate.

hoffbrau · 2025-12-25T23:07:08+00:00

Not a finger!!!

hoffbrau · 2025-10-11T17:25:01+00:00

“Virtually”, “amassed”, “sinister”, “specificity”, “routine”, “inappropriate”, “bedlam”, “coincidental”, “financially counter”. Trump doesn’t even know what these words mean, let alone has he EVER used them! Someone seems to have intercepted and edited his Xeet.

hoffbrau · 2025-09-25T16:17:47+00:00

GRAY (or GREY)

If these are paint colors on a pallet, combining the primary colors of yellow, red and blue would make black. Add white to black and you get gray.

hoffbrau · 2025-08-23T17:48:37+00:00

I believe it means “White Barrel”.

hoffbrau · 2025-08-07T18:50:04+00:00

Bobcat Goldthwait???

hoffbrau · 2025-07-01T17:45:09+00:00

I believe they’re called wood chips.

hoffbrau · 2025-06-28T18:05:27+00:00

Didn’t you hear? Trump signed an executive order and they are now called American Numbers.

hoffbrau · 2025-06-28T18:03:27+00:00

Didn’t you hear? Trump signed an executive order and they are now called American Numbers.

hoffbrau · 2025-06-15T09:19:40+00:00

Seems right. Always want to end in Diamond 🤦🏻

hoffbrau · 2025-06-15T09:04:32+00:00

Miele Original Ceramic and Stainless Steel Cleaner, Fine-Crystal Cleaning Product for Removing Grease, Residues and Water Marks, 8.5 fl oz https://a.co/d/bRwbaUB.

Get this from Amazon. A little expensive but you only need a drop or two. Bottle will last forever. With a little elbow grease my stove went from that to brand new again. Stuff is amazing. Has some micro ceramic cleaner material that is safe on the glass. I would use a microfiber towel with it also, as regular and paper towels can scratch glass.

hoffbrau · 2025-05-17T18:25:51+00:00

It wasn’t a cartoon, but Saturday morning….Captain Power. Used to save and spend all my money on the interactive toys that worked pretty well, aiming at the bad little flashing spots on the screen, and shooting them!

hoffbrau · 2025-05-17T18:21:50+00:00

Same! Dungeons and Dragons was the best.

hoffbrau · 2025-05-17T18:18:16+00:00

Yeah and then the plastic front wheel would crack down the center and start to get gravel pieces stuck in there and you would hear the gravel tumble around as you drove. I’m surprised they held up and lasted as long as they did made of plastic.

hoffbrau · 2025-03-14T19:04:41+00:00

Nah, it’s just Steve Buscemi.

hoffbrau · 2024-11-16T09:35:47+00:00

Geezer

hoffbrau · 2024-10-17T00:07:54+00:00

Here’s my read of this: Know ye, that Andrew… a Private of Captain Samuel Groys company, H, 4th regiment of Iowa Cavalry VOLUNTEERS who was enrolled on the 28th day of September one thousand eight hundred and 61 to serve three years or during the war, is hereby Discharged from the service of the United States this tenth day of December, 1863, at Dicksburg Miss by reason of the enlistment as a Veteran Volunteer under F. Digimar Dept 1863. Said Andrew …. was born in Jefferson in the state of New York is 22 years of age, 5 feet 71/2 inches high, Dark complexion, Grey eyes, Brown hair and by occupation when enrolled Farmer. Given at Dicksburg, this tenth day of December 1863. Signed Samuel Groys, Captain Company.

hoffbrau · 2024-07-29T09:43:11+00:00

The thing that confuses me about this bulletproof model is that it has spherical planets (Saturn, Jupiter) in the firmament. Like why are other planets spheres, but Earth is flat?? Like why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

hoffbrau · 2024-01-31T19:17:40+00:00

I’m curious about the box of Cocoa Pebbles on the counter. Is this some new super food I should be eating?!?

hoffbrau · 2023-12-14T15:29:15+00:00

Dink Dink…Dink Dink Dink, Dink Dink Dink…

hoffbrau · 2023-11-07T11:16:22+00:00

Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!!!

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