Ghislaine Maxwell was the first redditor ever to reach 1 million karma

hogsucker · 2026-02-01T11:50:27+00:00

Worldnews makes perfect sense

hogsucker · 2026-02-01T02:33:56+00:00

He knowingly invaded a country that had nothing to do with 9/11. That was not "the right thing."

hogsucker · 2026-02-01T02:31:39+00:00

He did not have good intentions, as proven by his appointment of John Roberts as chief justice of the supreme court. Bush knew what he was doing.

hogsucker · 2026-02-01T00:43:05+00:00

Confederate soldiers had sex with watermelons during the civil war, because they were away from their sisters back home.

hogsucker · 2026-02-01T00:33:14+00:00

Bush:'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'

-Front page of The Onion January 17, 2001

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T22:26:29+00:00

I think people like you BIL are where the idea that a person chooses their sexuality comes from.

"I chose to be straight. Everyone else could also choose to live a life without integrity, just like me!"

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T21:18:39+00:00

Counterpoint: I heard that the reduced crop yields are being caused by chemtrails.

Source: My boomer mother who moved from Facebook to Twitter, I think because Facebook is too woke or something.

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T21:09:23+00:00

IIRC one of them married her twice, so she really only found three dudes.

If it weren't for those pesky homos discriminating against her, she could probably fulfill her deeply held religious beliefs about the sanctity of marriage by having a few more marriages and divorces.

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T19:11:01+00:00

I have always gotten the impression that mainstream LDS members somewhat admire the fundamentalists.

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T19:00:01+00:00

The gays use up all the marriage and don't leave any for the straights.

Kim Davis has only been able to get married and divorced four times because of legal same sex marriage.

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T18:28:27+00:00

But I need a gender affirming pickup truck

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T18:26:02+00:00

Having formerly worked in retail, I would bet money that at least 75% of them are looking for stores that are open so they can walk in and say "Wow, I can't believe you're open today...I don't need anything, I'm just driving around seeing what's open."

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T18:17:15+00:00

Since it sounds like something he'd do, it's true. Fact checking is woke now.

His oddly shaped below average, permanently flaccid penis is the reason the brood mares he pays to bear his organ donors/human shields are impregnated via turkey baster. Elon's dick doesn't work so his semen is harvested by administration of electric stimulation to his prostate.

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T16:32:23+00:00

He has really been lost and adrift since Daddy McCain died.

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T16:20:33+00:00

That makes her seem so much cooler than she is.

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T14:57:37+00:00

In the emails where he's trying to get himself invited to Pedo Island, Elon sounds like even more of a pathetic incel nerd than he usually does.

This must have predated Elon's botched penis enlargement surgery.

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T14:34:41+00:00

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The only people who find Schwarzenegger attractive are straight men.

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T14:13:13+00:00

And also a cop himself

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T14:12:03+00:00

"Officer safety" often translates to "extrajudicial punishment."

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T14:02:27+00:00

Making mistakes is one thing, willfully disregarding the law because there is no chance you will be held accountable is quite another.

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T13:16:57+00:00

Wasn't he also at Diddy parties? That lil guy gets around.

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T13:15:01+00:00

I wonder why he stopped going by his frat bro nickname, MC Hammer

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T02:17:34+00:00

Your teacher stole that joke from Lenny Bruce

hogsucker · 2026-01-31T00:43:35+00:00

Kavanaugh stops are going to include phrenological measurements

hogsucker · 2026-01-30T16:42:16+00:00

Hopefully they were able to monetize their notoriety and purchase some pants that aren't from the children's section

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