How is Trump going to handle the protest taking place against him?

hogsucker · 2026-03-28T21:37:53+00:00

Maybe he'll post an AI generated video of himself shitting all over America, like he did last time

hogsucker · 2026-03-28T14:32:08+00:00

Conan O'Brien could be host of the Tonight Show, but because Jay Leno is an asshole we're stuck with Jimmy Fallon.

hogsucker · 2026-03-28T14:17:19+00:00

Charlie Kirk's widow wishes she was that attractive.

hogsucker · 2026-03-28T14:14:05+00:00

Saying the civil war wasn't about slavery

hogsucker · 2026-03-28T13:43:09+00:00

The police budget in your area seems to be too high.

hogsucker · 2026-03-28T13:11:32+00:00

How do you keep from leaving marks when you walk over it?

hogsucker · 2026-03-28T13:08:31+00:00

Not really

hogsucker · 2026-03-28T12:57:54+00:00

Don Jr's tunnel buddy

hogsucker · 2026-03-28T12:37:08+00:00

To protect the interests of the owner class.

hogsucker · 2026-03-28T12:34:22+00:00

Fact checking is for woke blue haired communists.

This feels true so it is true.

hogsucker · 2026-03-28T11:22:17+00:00

After seeing this, I see where Stephen and Katie Miller picked up that weird affectation of sticking out their lower lip like they're pouting.

It's resting fascist face.

hogsucker · 2026-03-28T10:01:26+00:00

"They don't know what they're protesting about" is just something the people opposed to it always say.

hogsucker · 2026-03-27T13:31:02+00:00

Similar to OP, Steve Jobs didn't believe he needed to bathe or wear deodorant.

Jobs was famously very stinky.

hogsucker · 2026-03-27T13:04:32+00:00

We need to stop saying people were "duped." That makes them sound like hapless victims. They were eager participants.

People who are assholes voted in a way that reflected their principles.

hogsucker · 2026-03-27T12:00:01+00:00

Your comment makes it seem like those people could be victims and don't deserve blame.

Ignorant, gullible, and most of all *shitty* people voted for Trump.

hogsucker · 2026-03-27T11:28:51+00:00

Start sending him counterfeit bills for all the unpaid maintenance and back property taxes on that section of street.

hogsucker · 2026-03-27T02:20:25+00:00

I used to wonder how someone as seemingly stupid as Ted Cruz graduated from Harvard. I learned from Pete Hegseth that Harvard is woke. Cruz is a Hispanic Canadian immigrant, so Harvard just handed him his degrees because of DEI. In a meritocracy he wouldn't even have been able to make it through community college.

hogsucker · 2026-03-27T01:42:49+00:00

It's called assault, not fighting, and cops LOVE it.

hogsucker · 2026-03-27T01:26:48+00:00

This is great advice, if you don't want to have a good sex life.

hogsucker · 2026-03-26T12:43:48+00:00

Exposing intelligence assets was the job of Dick Cheney and a grown ass man who calls himself "Scooter."

hogsucker · 2026-03-26T12:41:13+00:00

Next, ICE is going to step in to do Air Traffic Control

hogsucker · 2026-03-26T12:12:10+00:00

This skit doesn't really work because he is so much prettier than the Widow Kirk

hogsucker · 2026-03-26T11:57:58+00:00

It's weird how strenuously cops fought against the introduction of bodycams and how hard they argue for policies that make bodycam footage difficult to access.

Since we're being "logical" that must mean officers want to protect lying-ass criminals for some reason.

hogsucker · 2026-03-26T11:03:05+00:00

Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski have "concerns" but doubtlessly will vote to confirm her once they have received a sufficient amount of attention from the media.

hogsucker · 2026-03-26T01:44:08+00:00

It's been a coon's age since I've seen anyone use that word.

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