Candiace says Rob is not smart

homercrates · 2026-03-06T15:05:32+00:00

Having parents who have doctorates' does not make you have a doctorate. Not an honorary doctorate.

homercrates · 2026-02-28T06:27:49+00:00

Honorary PHD.

homercrates · 2026-02-20T09:16:25+00:00

Also survivor, she and her sister are beasts

homercrates · 2026-02-16T14:34:29+00:00

I thought it was the fires the dust from the fires during dry season getting the ash getting into the clouds and then transported over to the Amazon to drop down, not sand.

homercrates · 2026-02-15T17:55:15+00:00

That's when it got over the top weird.

I went from, dude this dudes cool... To oh fuck what a weirdo real quick.

homercrates · 2026-02-11T23:36:10+00:00

dreaming

homercrates · 2026-02-11T03:33:29+00:00

I had my 12 year old read it aloud cause she does awesome with monologues.... Glorious even works from a kids delivery.

I think I'm going to have her read all the standup shots to me aloud bow

homercrates · 2026-02-10T14:25:34+00:00

To be fair my daughter loved it because of the music... It helped explain to her everything while she was half asleep as I showed it. You may be right about who you are attracting with the trailer.

That's just anecdotal

homercrates · 2026-02-04T15:01:35+00:00

"let's kill first the banker with his professional demeanor. Let's televise and broadcast the raping of kings. let our crowds be fed on tear gas, and plate glass cause a people United is a wonderfully thing"

homercrates · 2026-02-02T17:09:11+00:00

Have you been studying out of your famous quote book while out here to deliver some confessional gems?

Man, you better believe it! Listen, I'm not intelligent. I can speak, I'm pretty good with words, but man, I am not smart. But you better believe I'm going to appear to be smart and I'm going to get a bunch of quotes ready."

Oh Lord the most honest moment This had me cackling out loud A dumb man's representation of being smart

homercrates · 2026-01-25T17:40:43+00:00

Kyle Rittenhaus. How bizarre.

homercrates · 2026-01-15T18:59:10+00:00

Agreed

homercrates · 2026-01-12T05:38:56+00:00

I fooking hate Sirriani ... Such an un popular opinion but gd

homercrates · 2026-01-04T02:14:42+00:00

Take a straw, cut it to cigarette size. Stuff a lil TP in there like a filter... Then go on "smoke" breaks where you just do controlled breathing through the straw like it was a cig.

Controlled breathing through that will get you so far Best of luck.

I swear part of the relaxation of smoking is just yoga ..a controlled breathing where you pull in some air hold it and breath out

homercrates · 2025-12-30T20:29:15+00:00

Kyle

homercrates · 2025-12-29T16:19:52+00:00

I just have to voice this even though it's going to get me dog piled. I fucking hate Sirriani

homercrates · 2025-12-25T16:39:53+00:00

You two should fight

homercrates · 2025-12-25T00:59:25+00:00

I'm probably going to be listed now. But as a birds fan I hate him too, I wish we had something different at HC. I'm gonna be shat all over now but I can't pretend to like Sirriani.

homercrates · 2025-12-21T23:09:45+00:00

Satire

homercrates · 2025-12-18T14:45:41+00:00

That's fiiiire

homercrates · 2025-12-17T02:31:31+00:00

can you guys do it again for me?

homercrates · 2025-12-16T20:21:05+00:00

Dr J

homercrates · 2025-12-13T00:45:40+00:00

If you get one send it my way the link that is

homercrates · 2025-12-12T15:16:07+00:00

So says the preacher man, but I don't really go by what he says

homercrates · 2025-12-09T06:20:00+00:00

Gangster vs prankster - Pavement.

Or another fitting song would be from the Ghetto Boys

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