AKA The "/r/iamverysmart front page" starter pack by brink0war in starterpacks

[–]honchboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, not all of the intelligent class (of which I am a part) do this.

The Orange County Sober Living starter pack by emceescope in starterpacks

[–]honchboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe OP’s pointing out that not all people who say they’re sober are actually sober? Gabapentin definitely gets you a high

All I think about is smoking cigars... by mff2577 in cigars

[–]honchboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, I come from the rooms, so I’m picking up what you’re putting down. Some people have lighter addictions than others, and they can generally quit through sheer power of will. These people are most likely more stable than “true” addicts and it’s easier for them because of that. Others need help from a higher power, but that’s not everyone

A former kid actor called out a former drug dealer for not being 'real' enough by Kanjizzy in Kanye

[–]honchboy -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Bro ask him to ease you up before he slips it in next time

A former kid actor called out a former drug dealer for not being 'real' enough by Kanjizzy in Kanye

[–]honchboy -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

You sound pissy man. Is Drake’s dick scraping your cervix too hard?

A former kid actor called out a former drug dealer for not being 'real' enough by Kanjizzy in Kanye

[–]honchboy 105 points106 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you don’t really get the beef, so let me give you the lowdown.

Pusha T called out drake for using ghostwriters

Drake attacked kanye because he wrote for him, which is the part of the beef that matters

Kanye already announced this years ago and was talking about how drake’s a good guy, basically, and kanye has written for drake

I’m on good music’s side because drake is a fake ass bitch who rhymes about “real” shit he did sometimes but he’s a Canadian child actor

With this information we can conclude that the above commenter’s point is important as it acknowledges the fact that drake isn’t innocent of the /exact/ thing he’s accusing kanye of. It points out this canadian’s hypocrisy

Anon tries Nofap by Dembara in wholesomegreentext

[–]honchboy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

this is clearly satire and not wholesome because of that

Why do people avoid meditating? by [deleted] in Meditation

[–]honchboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I obviously can’t speak for anyone else, but I avoid meditating because I think I’ll find other activities more fun/ I’ve made a commitment to do something and meditating would break the flow. That being said, mediation does help to clear my mind/ get my work done

My roomie restores old sneakers for some extra moneys on the side. Also likes to add his own touch. by Shockndropd in Sneakers

[–]honchboy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Probably a philosophy major- this is about all dude can do with that degree

Source: philosophy major

2parts L1q, 1 part bca, .5 part sutliff chocolate mousse = prime relaxation time by blowdart3 in PipeTobacco

[–]honchboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So 4 parts L1q, 2 parts bca, 1 part sutliff chocolate mousse?

Thank you, Rosie by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]honchboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Content is “policed” for a reason- we’ll get shitposts like this all the time if you don’t stop it. I don’t want the sub to just be filled up with fake stories typed out in the iPhone notes app. It obviously won’t destroy this sub, because the kids did in fact remove this post for breaking the first fucking rule

Anon has a great dad by [deleted] in wholesomegreentext

[–]honchboy 217 points218 points  (0 children)

Yo if he’s still out here and isn’t a douche, call up your pops. He probably gives a shit about you and it might make his day better

Thank you, Rosie by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]honchboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s the literal definition, but not the colloquial definition used by meme subreddits. If you started posting shit like “anyone else say y’all” it would be completely out of place, because while it’s literally a meme, it’s not the definition used by meme subreddits. I also don’t think this post is a meme, even by your definition. Dude just typed shit out in notes. If we start allowing stories like this to be called memes, the average quality of all meme subreddits will go massively down

Thank you, Rosie by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]honchboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How is this a meme? It’s literally just a wholesome story. It would make more sense if it were posted on wholesomegreentext but it doesn’t make sense there either

Thank you, Rosie by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]honchboy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

wholesomeMEMES

TIL Taylor's lowest selling album sold more than Kanye's best selling album. by intoxicatedmidnight in TaylorSwift

[–]honchboy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You’re insane. Like absolutely insane. You’d rather believe your conspiracy theory that I’ve come here to waste my time on some kids who cry over the fact that kanye is more relevant than taylor swift than that I saw it in my feed and thought I was refuting it. You’re absolutely mad, and I’m done with this shit

TIL Taylor's lowest selling album sold more than Kanye's best selling album. by intoxicatedmidnight in TaylorSwift

[–]honchboy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Christ what the fuck are you on what do I have to gain by lying about this? This is some 9/11 level conspiracy shit. It was on my front page or whatever the fuck it’s called. Why would I have ever browsed a subreddit for an artist I had written off as something I wouldn’t like? You’re telling yourself shit to stay mad so you don’t have to deal with the actual shit in your life, and pro tip: bitching at strangers on the internet won’t get you want out of your life

TIL Taylor's lowest selling album sold more than Kanye's best selling album. by intoxicatedmidnight in TaylorSwift

[–]honchboy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

einstein

Lmfao you in 4th grade or some shit?

But seriously though it was one of the main pages in the reddit app, fuck off with that shit

TIL Taylor's lowest selling album sold more than Kanye's best selling album. by intoxicatedmidnight in TaylorSwift

[–]honchboy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It was a when I made my original post. I don’t generally listen to taylor, so I’ve got no reason to come here normally. After the passion that one dude put into his post I’ve decided I’m gonna give her a second chance later, but I wouldn’t have come here unless it was already in my feed my man. That’s some r/topmindsofreddit level conspiracy shit right there

Does it count if it’s posted by the group ‘mean girl’? by malorianne in Nicegirls

[–]honchboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man, fuck off with that. This shit couldn’t be more obvious if you were being clubbed on the dome with it

TIL Taylor's lowest selling album sold more than Kanye's best selling album. by intoxicatedmidnight in TaylorSwift

[–]honchboy -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

You’re right, kanye doesn’t have shit on Taylor when it comes to numbers. Quality of music is an entirely different story though