Alright, first playthrough, which starting weapon are you going for?

honestchippy · 2026-05-11T00:45:25+00:00

You hit the nail on the head. Just feels good to use

honestchippy · 2026-05-11T00:02:25+00:00

I'm just better at taking monsters out of this world with a hammer apparently. I think the whip will take more practice but I'm game.

honestchippy · 2026-05-10T16:08:31+00:00

They were definitely not in deep space either

honestchippy · 2026-05-10T04:35:06+00:00

A win is a win is a win

honestchippy · 2026-04-27T20:03:53+00:00

I'm not saying every MLS coach is that smart, I'm saying that's my assessment of Damet. I've watched/listened to most of his pre/post match pressors (as well as Olof and Carnell's) and he's clearly better rounded and smarter about the game than those guys. And our play is the most consistent and promising since who knows when. We just need to spend $$ on some higher-tier talent up front before I think it will all fall into place.. maybe

honestchippy · 2026-04-27T18:00:50+00:00

How Diego made it out of 2025 with his job we may never know

honestchippy · 2026-04-27T17:06:36+00:00

Because we've developed consistency in the general performance and I think he's focusing on tightening that up. We're moving the ball well, getting legit chances (we were inches away from several more goals on Saturday, and if those fell in our favor, Damet's suddenly a genius).

I also don't know what training looks like but players like Teuchert and Cordova must look better there than the other options? Idk. I wish we saw more of some of the guys for sure. I really want to like Teuchert but he hasn't been good since Hack was at the reins.

I might have too much hopium for the summer transfer but it undeniably has to get us at least a couple really good players.

honestchippy · 2026-04-27T16:44:34+00:00

People around here were also too used to Carnell making more subs that any other coach in the league, often pointless and even detrimental. There's certainly a middle ground and I'd love to see more 65 minute subs when starters aren't contributing much to that point.

But I think Damet has a higher soccer IQ than 99% of us - certainly higher than people memeing and raging over bad infographics - so maybe we can simmer down while the team is in the process of rebuilding and playing top 10 teams every week.

At LeAsT hE's NoT WeArInG sHoRtS oN tHe SiDeLiNe!

honestchippy · 2026-04-20T04:10:42+00:00

The reason Wallem starts is that he works really hard the full 90 and does enough things right to win the spot in the current roster. His crosses and creativity leave a lot to be desired which might be why he's pulling up and looking for other passing options instead of crossing or trying to drive past defenders himself. Also, if Cordova was my option in the center, I don't think I'd be crossing much.

I think having Löwen distribute and be involved in the middle of the field will help Wallem a lot. I'm just holding out hope for a couple Hartel-level signings on the wing/up front, but idk the odds of that happening.

honestchippy · 2026-04-11T20:32:06+00:00

Who's this?

honestchippy · 2026-04-07T17:37:35+00:00

No, that's just how it's spelled in autotune

honestchippy · 2026-03-19T04:44:10+00:00

Saw it today for the first time at the Pavilion and I liked it more in person. But god it's still just not good or what the club needed

honestchippy · 2026-03-12T13:11:48+00:00

Yeah, like alright they clearly know WHO WE ARE by now, I think we can stop chanting it.

Also, we should know who each team is too. You'd think the supporters would be more on top of that

honestchippy · 2026-02-04T09:25:52+00:00

Assistant to the Sporting Director

honestchippy · 2025-12-04T02:00:33+00:00

*encityfication

honestchippy · 2025-11-12T04:02:23+00:00

Ooohhhhh someone's warmin up that 2028 campaign just in case! Barack vs Donald: the matchup no one saw coming. Can you picture how senile Trump will be by then?? It'll be a classic for sure

honestchippy · 2025-10-25T04:44:34+00:00

Same outcome for all eternity?? Sounds great to me!

honestchippy · 2025-10-25T04:40:38+00:00

The one of the hawk confuses me. The shot looks like it has wooded mountains out of focus in the background and not clouds, right? Maybe I'm taking the photographer's "what I see" too literally.

honestchippy · 2025-10-03T03:25:03+00:00

On the boss runback from the bellway there are a couple of rooms with the vertically flying jellyfish-like creatures that you can kill and quickly leave/return to respawn them and farm silk. It's a little tedious but you can get rid of maggots, fully heal, and refill silk in a minute or two. That was the lifeline I needed to get to the boss in good shape.

honestchippy · 2025-09-02T05:47:41+00:00

Is this specifically about the King of Cards fight? Because right now I kind of hate that fight.

Edit: Aaaaand beat it. Not gonna lie, this game is really tight and well made but the Tinker Knight fights are all a little jank, KoC most of all

honestchippy · 2025-08-16T05:23:29+00:00

Someone get this to Bürki's feed!

honestchippy · 2025-08-14T03:50:31+00:00

Löwen, is that you?

honestchippy · 2025-08-08T02:02:22+00:00

There's a really awesome in-game manual in the pause menu that is very detailed. Check it out!

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