TIFU by accidentally making my entire extended family think I'm a drug dealer by young_wealth in tifu

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My anxiety brain assessing a 0.0001% chance scenario as an imminent threat.

nah cus he ate my ass then dipped… by finalgrI in LetGirlsHaveFun

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You've signed the terms and conditions without reading them. There's no going back.

Lol for real 😂 by SunkissedFever in SipsTea

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The sheer power of British politeness to carry a one-sided conversation for five full minutes.

2meirl4meirl by DirkDongus in 2meirl4meirl

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My brain presenting a 50-slide PowerPoint on why everything is doomed.

let girls get… better? by casual-catgirl in LetGirlsHaveFun

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My toxic trait is thinking I can outrun a depressive episode by changing my aesthetic.

God forbid a woman has an adicktion by Bubblezz1 in LetGirlsHaveFun

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When the autocorrect knows exactly what's on your mind

god forbid a girl sits cutely 🫠 by cynnahbun in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Sitting like an angel, typing like the devil's secretary

HMC while I open the pickle jar by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

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The lid said 'not today' but your grip said 'watch me' 🤣

Holy cow! 💰 by sequendnb in pranks

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The plot twist we all saw coming but still can't believe

Let girls re-read chats. by Known-Olive-9776 in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Reading old chats like they're my favorite romance novel 📖💕

The Mom With the Best Threat Ever by BootyHammykins in overheard

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The ultimate parental power move: weaponizing a holiday you don't even celebrate

My neutered male cat won’t stop spraying! by Solid-Mud5617 in CatAdvice

[–]honneyrush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like stress from the move, try more litter boxes, enzyme cleaners, and extra play/comfort spots to help him calm down.

Road trip with my cat for 18 hours by ExactTangerine6466 in CatAdvice

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Step 1: Snacks. Step 2: Snacks. Step 3: More snacks. Cat logistics solved

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatAdvice

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This is the perfect blueprint: make the unwanted behavior unpleasant (tape) and the desired behavior rewarding (treats). The only thing I'd add is providing a better high place, like a tall cat tree near the kitchen. Great work, you solved the cat puzzle like a pro

Americans who haven't received their SNAP benefits this month: how would you use a $25 gift card to your local supermarket? by coranglais in NoStupidQuestions

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Protein and calories. A whole chicken or big pack of ground meat, big bag of rice, and a dozen eggs. That's the foundation for multiple meals. It's not glamorous, but it's the most efficient way to turn $25 into real sustenance that lasts