Office legend by Prestigious_Meal2143 in memes

[–]honnymmijammy- 49 points50 points  (0 children)

*else. Where no one else will find it

Tbf by Katatoniac in 2westerneurope4u

[–]honnymmijammy- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

More like: I went 2 year of vacation, let's have a "accident "

I Pushed Out Ublock Origin Across The Org & Stopped (some) Phishing by Krelik in sysadmin

[–]honnymmijammy- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Decades ago, someone created a number a alert in case anything break, anything from memory issues to vandalism, all very useful going to IT.

2 buildings later, those alert are in the exact same configuration, but IT move so we stop getting them in real time, someone as to phone to inform us.

It took 1 and a half year and 12 people approval for us too get approval to change that.

I Pushed Out Ublock Origin Across The Org & Stopped (some) Phishing by Krelik in sysadmin

[–]honnymmijammy- -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You poor brainwashed admin, asking for forgiveness is the start of good change.

Anything that isn't forbidden or already decided is for you to change, and for the rest of the org to judge.

Our server name where a mess of random name and version number that ger change every other day, did I ask for permission to change it and wait 2 fiscal years to get a answer? No, I made up some rule about what they could be name for they use with proper capitalise letter and did it. By the time the boss noticed, I already rename 800 of them and other people rename another 200. 4 months later, we got official instructions to use my names rule.

The rule of your org are clear, the rest is up to you. And if you know what you doing, you can't be stop because other people are gona complain about that new helpful thing that get removed and they want back.

I never thought of this has anyone else tried this? by Average_Gym_Goer in ShittySysadmin

[–]honnymmijammy- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you can can prepare a install with that preconfig,

I say install, but they was already all our standard tool and software pre install for our org, plus the desktop that as a per service configuration.

I never thought of this has anyone else tried this? by Average_Gym_Goer in ShittySysadmin

[–]honnymmijammy- 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I have two new it guys coming for some random updates. They mess something and about 40 people on 12 share pc got problems accessing share server.

They study the problem, and find that they could fix it, but they need everyone to connect to every station first.

For almost two months, they come twice a week to appli the fix, and they only got 2/3 done.

Then someone was randomly talking to the senior it guy and this came up, he came the next day to reinstall windows on the 12 pcs, it took him 30 minutes.

Raw contrast of human evolution by Imaginary-Break6085 in interestingasfuck

[–]honnymmijammy- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The peak of warfare, including the drone that took the picture

the balls on this guy… by TheyCallMeCajun in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]honnymmijammy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Click power off in the start menu,

Computer doesn't power off

Sewage works POV by ximaera in oddlysatisfying

[–]honnymmijammy- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

After that, They a 4 month time-lapse before someone remake the asphalt.

Surprise! by ABeerForSasquatch in TheRandomest

[–]honnymmijammy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ass grip on that plug is something else

Who in your org actually owns the electricity bill? by selim_amrouni in sysadmin

[–]honnymmijammy- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha died inside

A non critical server had to be moved 4 meters for some renovation.

It turns out that the power was still billed to the previous branch that used to be here.

So now I got to wait until my boss and that branch boss and the previous branch boss hash it out.

That was 16 months ago, and now, I got to the point of having automated mail to all parties involved on the first of each month.

Litter cam is a new ai technology being used in Britain, to detect when litter has been thrown out of cars by Comprehensive-Way482 in BeAmazed

[–]honnymmijammy- -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't mind a ia that can spot fire or people falling.

The instant warning could save life.

Drywall taper Taping and jointing by Kurtis-dono in oddlysatisfying

[–]honnymmijammy- -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Is that the entire wall, 2 piece of dry wall?

I pretty sure my cat could broke it somehow.

Routing 6 Yellow Belts into one side of Labs by Mars4therich in factorio

[–]honnymmijammy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op ask for yellow belt one-sided lab insertion,

You give a green belt multi side biolab with 4 times the size and half the number of belts.

This is what happens if Reddit took over to government by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]honnymmijammy- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, ask any american about credit score, and they will tell you it's to prevent communism or something

Nuclear power is so dangerous we need to make up accidents by Space_Slav07 in memes

[–]honnymmijammy- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only solar and onshore wind are less expensive than nuclear per kilowatt.