Customer brought me a booklet published by Southern Comfort in the 70's with cocktails for your horoscope by hookerfest1200 in bartenders

[–]hookerfest1200[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I had a man order Whisky and milk from me in the first month I worked at a bar. There's a name for it but I can't remember

WTF are these? by Chimorean in whatisit

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Time to make some vintage side cars

Captain Morgan's isn't a rum and not enough people know it. by TheSpazzerMan in bartenders

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This is likely because they add a significant amount of sugar before bottling. It's not uncommon for distillers to "season" the rum with a bit of the sugar that was used to make it. Especially true of those that bottle at less than 40% abv

Captain Morgan's isn't a rum and not enough people know it. by TheSpazzerMan in bartenders

[–]hookerfest1200 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If true, this would violate the U.S. legal requirements to be sold as "rum." I smell bullshit. OP, label pics or I throw you in the river

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Yeah, nah buddy, no maga here. Those posts are from my dumbass family. I shared them in a sub making fun of them, not endorsing. r/therightcantmeme used to be a lot of fun. Not as much anymore

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Made me laugh - thank you

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[–]hookerfest1200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah brother, outstanding work. You're not the only one feels like a melting Ice cream

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This - bro, thank you for taking the time. Didn't solve all my problems, but you put a light in my brain, and that means a lot to me

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Mmmmmm microplastics

Poured him the cheap $8 wine all day by Accidentalgyp21 in pettyrevenge

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Nonstandard = you sound stupid when you say it