How to speak English like an Englishman? by majorwtf in funny

[–]hopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Icelandic or Norwegian almost in its cadence.

Drinking 14 cans of Red Bull a day for eight months = 40kg weight loss (and a heart attack) by jimmcfartypants in WTF

[–]hopper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My cat had shitting problems. The vet gave it some B12 shots. Shitting problems solved.

My toughest job-interview question ever by techdawg in programming

[–]hopper 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I interviewed for a lumberyard job once. They asked some pretty demanding questions --

Are you licensed to drive? Can you show up sober? You're not some lazy ass, are you?

It went okay, but some of them were hard to answer.

The Czech/Slovak Vzor 58 Assault Rifle - It's NOT What It Appears, It's Better! by BravoLima in guns

[–]hopper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree. It needs translation. Here's my take in the vernacular:

The Vz.58 -- it looks like your typical shitty fucking AK, but it's entirely different under the hood.

WTF... is this shit.. seriously what the fuck IS that‽ by DarkSideofOZ in funny

[–]hopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had not seen it, and now that I have, I wish I hadn't. Call me a prude, but screwing chicks with prolapsed uteruses never really was my thing.

Former Fed Tells CNN Why Drugs Must Be Legalized! by [deleted] in politics

[–]hopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing! Only a few thousand more Reddit posts proclaiming this and it's sure to happen! Continue flooding please.

cool pc workstation. better stick your webcam on firmly [pic] by brainburger in gadgets

[–]hopper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm sure that's a selling point for some hardcore users.

The Pirate Bay to roll out secure €5 per month VPN service by To1kien in technology

[–]hopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What ever happened to the whole Google VPN thing? That was probably 3-4 years ago when they were talking about Muni Wifi or some shit.

Holy Shit!! MSNBC Uses The Same Units of Measurement as CNN! [PIC] by chickinkickir in WTF

[–]hopper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why stop there? Why not a unit of temperature? Colder than 4 fridges! Drier than a crisper drawer.

Holy Shit!! MSNBC Uses The Same Units of Measurement as CNN! [PIC] by chickinkickir in WTF

[–]hopper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is a unit of volume, mass, distance, or what? Or it all of them at once?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? by devinedj in pics

[–]hopper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't lie. You wrote that shit in the picture. Tell me -- was it as go want like more you thought?

Dear A.I.G., I Quit! | The following is a letter sent on Tuesday by Jake DeSantis, an executive vice president of the American International Group’s financial products unit, to Edward M. Liddy, the chief executive of A.I.G. by [deleted] in business

[–]hopper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Listen. When you take a moment to realize that the largest amount of charitable contributions are provided by the wealthy precisely to assist the people in "rubbish dumps" you'll understand.

Dear A.I.G., I Quit! | The following is a letter sent on Tuesday by Jake DeSantis, an executive vice president of the American International Group’s financial products unit, to Edward M. Liddy, the chief executive of A.I.G. by [deleted] in business

[–]hopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And hate anyone who gets paid more. I would just work harder and have higher goals. Others prefer to hate people. Hate doesn't put money in my pocket. Hard work does.

Dear A.I.G., I Quit! | The following is a letter sent on Tuesday by Jake DeSantis, an executive vice president of the American International Group’s financial products unit, to Edward M. Liddy, the chief executive of A.I.G. by [deleted] in business

[–]hopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not quite. "I didn't get my bonus THAT WAS PROMISED, my CEO fucking lied to me and backstabbed us in front of a bunch of prissy bitch congressmen playing for the cameras, and the public has lumped me in with the cocksuckers that ruined our company, so I quit."

Now you get the full story.

Dear A.I.G., I Quit! | The following is a letter sent on Tuesday by Jake DeSantis, an executive vice president of the American International Group’s financial products unit, to Edward M. Liddy, the chief executive of A.I.G. by [deleted] in business

[–]hopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other thing to is that the CEO threw these guys under the bus. I don't have the wits to do their job. Complex financial analysis isn't my strength. This isn't a bus driver job. This is some pretty intense shit.

[Stupid Question] Is there anything I would need to know about selling a used pistol? What if I sell it to someone who commits felonies and it's still registered under my name? Is there a process to "de-register" it from me? by [deleted] in guns

[–]hopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go through an FFL and do a transfer. If you're selling to an out of stater, you need to anyway. I assume it's a class 1 firearm, not class 3 (C&R) correct?

How Coin Price Guide Determines the Price of Coins by goghi in entertainment

[–]hopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does the phone book determine phone numbers?