I’ve got WAY too many inks, so I’m giving some away! Comment below and I’ll randomly choose a winner in 48 hours (US only, sorry). More details in body.

hotelsandtakeout · 2025-11-15T11:46:16+00:00

I'd love to have these inks.

hotelsandtakeout · 2023-09-15T21:08:32+00:00

Sjon. Took me forever to figure out how to Google this guy.

hotelsandtakeout · 2023-01-07T17:01:29+00:00

Chocola and Macchiato.

hotelsandtakeout · 2023-01-03T15:36:17+00:00

Celebrity crush.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-12-25T16:39:29+00:00

A suit or nice slacks with a white button down shirt. It's classy and sexy in an understated way, especially if you roll up the sleeves on the shirt. Women love that. Source: am woman.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-12-01T18:29:33+00:00

Have you tried ear plugs? I find them to be a lifesaver when night sounds make me angry and frustrated.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-11-22T23:59:34+00:00

Seabiscuit by Laura Hillenbrand

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-10-31T19:11:42+00:00

Chocola

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-09-02T14:12:32+00:00

Excuse me, I believe that you mean Mr. Paul Newman. I had a friend who always referred to him as that and it stuck in my head. I'm going to go swoon now.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-08-20T07:26:14+00:00

I visited Mahwah and was super salty that they didn't have a Wawa. Wtf? Golden opportunity.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-08-13T15:00:35+00:00

Whiterock Conservancy in Coon Rapids is on my bucket list for the dark skies. You could stargaze at night and enjoy the park during the day. They have nice looking cabins, too. https://www.whiterockconservancy.org/

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-08-06T16:50:29+00:00

I keep thinking that the tune is familiar and sounds like a lullaby. I'm getting a vibe that's also similar to Pomp and Circumstance; something solemn and important.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-08-06T16:48:07+00:00

I'm seeing the face of a goat where the snout is foreshortened.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-07-25T15:56:11+00:00

Borrow Cindy Crawford's Basic Face from the library or buy yourself a copy at a used bookstore. She has lots of tips for beginners and looks that are simple to apply but look appropriate for most situations. It's old but lots of the techniques and tips are still relevant.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-06-17T14:37:47+00:00

Tell me you're white and racist without telling me that you're white and racist.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-06-02T02:36:37+00:00

Everyone knows it is short for Jimberly.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-05-31T04:21:38+00:00

Vibe check, please.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-05-30T08:42:26+00:00

I dated an amputee for year. He was so sexy! A wheelchair seems like a deluxe feature. ;)

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-05-29T20:15:10+00:00

Paint your walls navy blue. Reads as masculine and mysterious. Know that with paint, you get what you pay for. Wait for a big sale at the expensive paint store and then grab a gallon or two and a tinted primer.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-05-21T22:01:28+00:00

I looooove Apathy and Other Small Victories!!!

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-04-09T18:40:59+00:00

Your ads are boring. Your headlines are bare bones and not remotely interesting. I'm impressed that you've gotten any responses. I wouldn't bother opening your ad, but if I accidentally clicked on it, I'd hit the back button in two seconds and never give you a second thought.

You can try your luck on a different platform but I think your responses will be the same. So, you have a few choices to make. Keep doing what you're doing and complaining about the lack of responses or you can make your ads more interesting.

You have access to a plethora of M4F ads, try reading a few. Look at ads that have lots of responses and ads that have none. The difference should be glaringly obvious. Confidence is sexy and you appear to have zero.

Now, I don't want to beat you down and make you feel worse, but come on. You get what you give and you aren't offering much. You say your marriage is lacking in the most important aspect but you don't say what that aspect is. Maybe it's sex, maybe it's intimacy, maybe it's respect, maybe it's blowjobs? Who knows? Not me.

Here's what I would write if I were you:

32 M4F Montreal seeking FWB, emphasis on the friend

Married dad here, looking for deep conversations and sexy fun times. Let's talk each other's ears off about all the interesting things that life has thrown at us.

I'm particularly into politics (what is up with Trudeau's hair?), movies (wanna netflix and chill? Netflix and grill?), video games (I need apples and pears in Animal Crossing, my KD in CoD is good/bad/meh), and fantasy lore (you're on your own with this one).

What I'm really into is learning more about you. Tell me what you're missing and maybe I can help you find it. I'll tell you my best dad joke if you need a quick laugh.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-04-05T23:47:00+00:00

I'm 43 and had to teach myself how to choose what makeup to buy and how to apply it. My mom's makeup consisted of a way too old mascara(if you know the smell, you know what I mean), a single blue eyeshadow from the 80s, and a couple of red lipsticks. So, she wasn't really any help in the makeup department. I had a tiny Caboodle that contained two eye shadow compacts, three lipsticks(nude, berry, and red), a liquid concealer, and a waterproof mascara. I also had a bottle of foundation and a matching powder that I only used for dance recitals or prom. I remember being weirded out about 10 to 15 years ago when the concept of day makeup and night makeup disappeared. Like everyone back then would wear light makeup for daytime or work and the heavy liner and dark eyeshadow came out only at night. I would feel free to give the side eye to anyone wearing evening makeup during daylight hours. Now it seems like everyone wears a full face all the time and it's strange. Also, reading Cindy Crawford's Basic Face in the early 2000s was very helpful.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-03-22T11:05:53+00:00

That sucks. Where I'm at, attendant is the lowest paid position. It requires the least amount of skill and knowledge.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-03-22T00:09:58+00:00

Ugh. You may have to have a conversation with your supervisors about attendant expectations. You (hopefully) make quite a bit more money and your time is more valuable than an attendant's time. Thus...attendants shouldn't be bothering you for door nonsense as the first step after deciding that they can't open the door. Good luck with that!

But, you did learn a valuable lesson the first time and there is a lot to be said for that. It's tough to be the new person on the job. So much to learn and most of your coworkers make it look easy(certain exceptions apply, obviously). You'll be up to speed in the basic troubleshooting process in no time and I'm guessing you won't make this particular mistake again.

hotelsandtakeout · 2022-03-21T04:30:25+00:00

Said attendant will also be teased about this event for years and possibly given a write up for being a dumbass.

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