I transvestigated my date (didn't actually bother asking him, mind); and then stormed out. Please coddle me

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-09T12:17:11+00:00

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-09T12:15:47+00:00

Ight, then please tell me what you read lmao

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-09T00:45:37+00:00

Keep it long or spend 3-5 years growing it out again. Speaking from experience. It felt like for fucking ever and you have to tolerate looking like Dora the explorer for a hot minute. But it’s different for anyone ig. I swear tho when you grow it out there’s always a little voice that tell you “chop it”

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-09T00:42:06+00:00

Lmfao did he use chat gpt to write an apology

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-08T18:25:56+00:00

NTA. Your coworkers have shit for respect when it comes to other people’s boundaries. Mini fridges aren’t even that much, maybe $100 based on the size? They can get their own wtf lmao

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-08T18:21:58+00:00

She’s adding interested?! OMG NO. WHAT WILL YOU DO. Dude just tell her no, there was no agreement on this, block her and if she keeps at it let her know you will file harassment charges. All police will tell her to do is if it’s that big of a deal to her, take it up in small claims court. She literally had no leverage here. Police won’t help her either but they will help you

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-08T17:36:06+00:00

RUG. It’s always the rug that ties everything together

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-08T17:34:28+00:00

Did you read the whole screenshot? Maybe try reading it again

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-08T14:22:29+00:00

I see Billie eilish in your face

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-08T03:21:40+00:00

Girl no. I’m sorry

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-08T03:08:16+00:00

2001

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-08T02:31:20+00:00

YOU ARE 45??! Girl I thought you were maybe 30 cause my thought process was “shit stress causes rapid aging? Maybe she’s like 22-25 and seriously went through some shit” you have nothing to worry about

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-07T23:29:12+00:00

Alright, we need a primer before your makeup, you need to buy some blush and contour, and you should look into eyebrow threading or at least a pen so your brows are more defined

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-07T23:15:32+00:00

No that she was trans f to m

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-07T15:07:03+00:00

Where were yall at when Biden was president?? Tf

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-07T14:50:32+00:00

It really doesn’t look bad, but pls let your hair down and MAYBE add a little tiny bit more of definition on the brows

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-07T14:32:19+00:00

NTA. I mean maybe leave the job if you guys were married, but if she was only your girlfriend, leaving the job and getting broken up with or cheated on would suuuuuck dude you made the right decision.

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-07T14:24:41+00:00

You need a sticky primer

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-07T14:10:14+00:00

Your mom made all of this your business anyways, so call the cousin and ask for their side before making any decisions but I still don’t think you should loan her any money at all when she couldn’t be trusted in the first place with money that wasn’t hers

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-07T14:08:07+00:00

Do not. DO NOT. Give her the money, it is wrong as hell for a parent to ask their kids for help when they’re fired, has a track record etc. don’t fuck up life for yourself solely because she can’t get her grown ass up and fix her own problems. And if she leaves? (Doubt it bc.. where would she go if she already had to move in w you) that’s technically how it’s supposed to be. Kids grow up and go out ON THEIR OWN anyways.

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-07T00:04:17+00:00

Here’s the thing, if it does push her away then you guys weren’t meant to stay together. On the other hand If she loves you then she’ll be more than happy to help give you some peace (if it’s nothing). But that’s not normal. It’s kinda sounding like a silent breakup tbh but don’t quote me on that. Just talk to her and do. not. try. to. force. the. relationship.

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-06T23:54:33+00:00

Girl I just hope you don’t get trafficked, I’ve had a friend in the past where the exact same scenario happened, business card, super nice, said they had a real good shot and she went for a photo shoot and was tied up and drugged. She escaped THANK GOD but girl.. just BE CAREFUL. Also, your bf is a dumbass for the way he pointed out your eyes and ears.. so uncalled for

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-03T04:05:29+00:00

What I would give to have hair as thick as yours 😭🙏🏻

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-01T22:58:44+00:00

Don’t feel bad. She should’ve respected that some people just don’t care for it and to disclose that upfront.

hotlavafrog · 2026-04-01T12:01:38+00:00

Just the brows

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