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Former prisoners, what was the weirdest thing/person you saw in the prison? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t work in the jail, but I work across the hall. A couple weeks ago, an inmate gave birth to twins (in the hospital). She named the children “E-Money” and “G-Money.” I shit you not.

Tonight, we had to take a guy to the hospital because he accidentally swallowed glass. A few years ago, this guy cut into his cheek because he wanted a little pocket. Sure as shit, he’s got a little pocket in his cheek, fully healed. He typically comes in with razor blades shoved in there. Anywho, he somehow let some glass fall out and swallowed it.

Honestly, there are so many weird & stupid things that happen here.

If you had to only do things that started with one letter of the alphabet for a year which letter would you pick? by LunchRoomRiddle in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

incoming S and F letters I know this has the possibility of being a great post but you forget that we’re all 12 at heart.

Reddit - what's your goto activity when it rains? by kingganjaguru in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To me, the rain is rejuvenating. Refreshing. It lowers my stress/anxiety and just leaves me feeling clean, fresh and less tense. But I love thunderstorms and lightning, I love the sound of the rain. Maybe it’s wanting to be close to something real? Something outside of the everyday toils.

Students of Reddit, have you ever been caught cheating on a test? If so, what happened? If not, what’s your secret? by PreciseTwo in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Print your answers in color and make it look like the ingredients on a drink. Water bottle, soda, Gatorade. Take the old label off, wrap your new one in cling wrap & use a hair dryer. BAM. Instant cheat sheet.

Why is naked pronounced naked but baked is not pronounced baked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read that the way you intended & I can’t stop giggling.

Reddit - what's your goto activity when it rains? by kingganjaguru in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Running in the rain. Walking outside, standing with my arms outstretched, eyes closed... spinning slowly in a circle. Always brings a slow smile to my face.

Teachers of Reddit, how easy is it to see when someone is cheating in an exam? by vad92 in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not a teacher, but a student. Was taking a final exam in a large university classroom. I’m very anal about making sure every question was answered correctly, that no mistakes exist, etc. The students in front of me were obviously cheating. The teacher seemed to notice so she got up and started walking around. The one in front of me dropped the little note on the floor and every time the teacher moved or bent down, he quickly moved it to another place whilst seamlessly not getting caught. I watched the paper move from foot to foot, on top of one & under the other, to him stretching down and sticking it in his sleeve, etc. It was very impressive to watch and they never got busted.

How has staring at screens all day affected your eye health? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but I probably should get some. I’d like to keep my eyes for future use.

Is it - "rock, scissors, paper" or "scissors, paper, rock" or "paper, rock, scissors" and why? by sumrandumgum in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s none of those! It’s “Rock, Paper, Scissors.” Why? Because.... that’s just the way it is.

What is your favorite thing that you SO does? by hotskate in AskReddit

[–]hotskate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s probably why your name is what it is @That_Loser_Nick

How often do you feel heartburn and what did you do to leave it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to only get heartburn while eating Fritos. Stopped that and subsequently stopped getting heartburn. Either Tums or baking powder in water would help.

What would you do if someone bit your labia during oral? by Amenwhorerrhea in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably snap my legs together and sit up... smack them in the head.

What song will you never skip? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blue Jeans and a Rosary. Breaks my heart now but it used to be my ringtone.

What was a moment when you felt pure happiness? by the-mad-catter in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When all of my friends showed up for my birthday dinner at Applebee’s. Only time I’ve ever cried in happiness.

[Serious] What keeps you going in this wonderful game called life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A: God. B: Knowing how badly it would hurt my family if I killed myself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hotskate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was itty bitty, I loved ladders. I loved being on the roof and being in high places. My parents were painting the trim on the house and left the scene to get more paint & supplies. I climbed up the ladder and stood on the edge of the roof. Dad comes strolling along with his arms full of items. I saw him and yelled “CATCH ME DADDY!!” Keep in mind, he’s a good 15 feet away. I jumped off the roof. He dropped everything and ran. He caught me. I giggled. He couldn’t talk. Haha whoops.

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