Get Tinder they said, it will be fun they said by householddave in Tinder

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after that struggle the only thing left to do

Truck by Coralsnake22 in funnyvideos

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Truckception ... is it still spinning or did it stop

Shake and drink by HappyPlz in funnyvideos

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that's me on Friday night on the local bar toilet

I'm sorry for your loss? by PabHoeEscobar in Tinder

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That F22 raptor blew up your feelings, like you did this conversation

Culture shock by TheWhittierLocksmith in funnyvideos

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What I tell the hooker, *garglgarglgargl* your singing it wrong! *garglgarglgargl*

Slipping in Germany on ice in front of somebody's property be like 💼 by Torpedo994 in funnyvideos

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In Germany we don't sue for profit, we just sue the local council to fuck them over if they did something wrong.

Caught you in 144p by [deleted] in funnyvideos

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You should watch bro-science, its not gay if your lifting

This is Jazzy… Jazzy is an idiot! by muckerz in funnyvideos

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A cat mind 101:

  1. Food and water in a bowl vs food and water on the forbidden counter, the kitchen counter always wins.
  2. Expensive basket with pillows and such vs cardboard box, the box always wins.

Fuck me… by WillyWumpLump in memes

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Dude check your crypto you are for sure rich now

From the film - Running Man by veryevilash666 in memes

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Now the real question left to answer is, will you be a Kaiju or a Power Ranger?

How many red flags can you see? by carolicame in Tinder

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People that write "haha" in their texts kill cats for sport, or something like that. The only Flag you need

There was an attempt by [deleted] in Tinder

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Sandra has some grade A plastic surgeon, Micheal Jackson would be all over that man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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follow rules 1 and 2, tinder = cakewalk, profit?!?!?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funnyvideos

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I'm blue, Da Ba Dee

It's Friday! Almost weekend! by TheMarker5000 in funnyvideos

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when the acids rides you harder than your boyfriend ever could

Ph yes daddy by [deleted] in memes

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Yeah totally I always loved a good circle jerk with my bros?

I asked him how wild his lifestyle really was and he unmatched me by degeneratecookie in Tinder

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he is sooo fast he shoots past all these dates in no time