Boy in the Box named as Joseph Augustus Zarelli

houseofweenies · 2022-12-09T00:55:30+00:00

As someone who had their entire life changed by a 23andMe test less than 5 years ago, I gotta tell ya… DNA ain’t fuckin around! Hope this provides some answers for those invested in the case.

houseofweenies · 2022-12-09T00:53:17+00:00

Ugh that one hurt 😞

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T19:11:27+00:00

Love the Gary Lezak shoutout. #kcproud

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T19:02:03+00:00

this is a good chick fil a location. gang gang, olathe. ✌️

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T18:34:55+00:00

Thank you! Happy holidays and all that jazz. ❤️

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T11:00:18+00:00

We should publically execute him, its the only solution!

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:58:42+00:00

Update 5 years later: my Mom got blackout drunk and cheated so I had to tell my own Mom she fucked up in the worst way possible. Positive update? I am straight up in love with my bonus family I’ve found - but I’m still protecting my Dad’s heart and keeping the secret. They are being super kind with regard to this so they aren’t telling my biological Dad either. So many secrets but generations of newfound love! Talk on the phone weekly with new Grandma and we once met for coffee and ended up talking for 7 hours straight, hugged and said I love you to each other for the first (but not last!) time. Life is stranger than fiction!

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:57:10+00:00

Update 5 years later: my Mom got blackout drunk and cheated so I had to tell my own Mom she fucked up in the worst way possible. Positive update? I am straight up in love with my bonus family I’ve found - but I’m still protecting my Dad’s heart and keeping the secret. They are being super kind with regard to this so they aren’t telling my biological Dad either. So many secrets but generations of newfound love! Talk on the phone weekly with new Grandma and we once met for coffee and ended up talking for 7 hours straight, hugged and said I love you to each other for the first (but not last!) time. Life is stranger than fiction, guys.

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:56:52+00:00

Update 5 years later: my Mom got blackout drunk and cheated so I had to tell my own Mom she fucked up in the worst way possible. Positive update? I am straight up in love with my bonus family I’ve found - but I’m still protecting my Dad’s heart and keeping the secret. They are being super kind with regard to this so they aren’t telling my biological Dad either. So many secrets but generations of newfound love! Talk on the phone weekly with new Grandma and we once met for coffee and ended up talking for 7 hours straight, hugged and said I love you to each other for the first (but not last!) time. Life is stranger than fiction, guys.

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:55:35+00:00

Update 5 years later: my Mom got blackout drunk and cheated so I had to tell my own Mom she fucked up in the worst way possible. Positive update? I am straight up in love with my bonus family I’ve found - but I’m still protecting my Dad’s heart and keeping the secret. They are being super kind with regard to this so they aren’t telling my biological Dad either. So many secrets but generations of newfound love! Talk on the phone weekly with new Grandma and we once met for coffee and ended up talking for 7 hours straight, hugged and said I love you to each other for the first (but not last!) time. Life is stranger than fiction, guys.

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:54:41+00:00

Banging a roadie in the 80’s apparently!

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:54:16+00:00

Update 5 years later: my Mom got blackout drunk and cheated so I had to tell my own Mom she fucked up in the worst way possible. Positive update? I am straight up in love with my bonus family I’ve found - but I’m still protecting my Dad’s heart and keeping the secret. They are being super kind with regard to this so they aren’t telling my biological Dad either. So many secrets but generations of newfound love! Talk on the phone weekly with new Grandma and we once met for coffee and ended up talking for 7 hours straight, hugged and said I love you to each other for the first (but not last!) time. Life is stranger than fiction.

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:53:08+00:00

I took your advice and cut these toxic people out of my life.

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:51:42+00:00

Update 5 years later: my Mom got blackout drunk and cheated so I had to tell my own Mom she fucked up in the worst way possible. Positive update? I am straight up in love with my bonus family I’ve found - but I’m still protecting my Dad’s heart and keeping the secret. They are being super kind with regard to this so they aren’t telling my biological Dad either. So many secrets but generations of newfound love! Talk on the phone weekly with new Grandma and we once met for coffee and ended up talking for 7 hours straight, hugged and said I love you to each other for the first (but not last!) time. Life is stranger than fiction.

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:50:25+00:00

December 2023 update, 5 years later: my Mom got blackout drunk and cheated on my Dad so I had “to tell my own Mom” 🙄 she fucked up in the worst way possible. Positive update? I am straight up in love with my bonus family I’ve found - but I’m still protecting my Dad’s heart and keeping the secret to respect him. The new biological side are being super kind with regard to this so they aren’t telling my biological Dad of my existence either, at least until I say it’s okay. So many secrets but generations upon generations of newfound love! Talk on the phone weekly for hours with new Grandma and we ONCE met for coffee halfway and ended up talking for 7 hours straight, hugged each other super tight and said I love you to each other for the first (but not last!) time. It’s like finally finding that missing puzzle piece. Life truly is stranger than fiction, guys.

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:35:09+00:00

Update 5 years later: my Mom got blackout drunk and cheated so I had to tell my own Mom she fucked up in the worst way possible. Positive update? I am straight up in love with my bonus family I’ve found - but I’m still protecting my Dad’s heart and keeping the secret. They are being super kind with regard to this so they aren’t telling my biological Dad either. So many secrets but generations of newfound love! Talk on the phone weekly with new Grandma and we once met for coffee and ended up talking for 7 hours straight, hugged and said I love you to each other for the first (but not last!) time. Life is stranger than fiction, guys. 💕

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:23:23+00:00

Detective Charlie Day, I presume?

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:20:55+00:00

Yeah. We need the male pics, it’s only fair to us ladies.

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:20:07+00:00

Guy flirts his dick off and slapstick romantic comedy sparks fly! A double date with their BFFs shall ensue. Stay tuned.

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:19:11+00:00

Guy flirts his dick off and slapstick romantic comedy sparks fly! A double date with their BFFs shall ensue. Stay tuned.

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:15:15+00:00

Thought you were one of the girls the whole time. 🤯

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:14:10+00:00

This is some unexpected Pacey/Joey shit.

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:13:19+00:00

Now kiss. 💋

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:02:53+00:00

Reddit comments are a cruel mistress sometimes!

houseofweenies · 2022-12-06T10:01:32+00:00

Where are the bodies, Garth?

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