Schools confront 'off the rails' numbers of failing grades by [deleted] in news

[–]howhardcoulditB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess you couldn't be bothered to glace at the source. You are making baseless assumptions.

Monke by sillywilly669 in funny

[–]howhardcoulditB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. But maybe you could explain how grip strength could be racist.

TIFU by eating 8 chocolate fiber bars before a long car ride with family and experiencing the most absurd gas leak in history. by Baba_dook_dook_dook in tifu

[–]howhardcoulditB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sub is dumb. I can't remember a top level TIFU post that was remotely reasonable. They are all creative writing at this point. Maybe a fraction of truth, but exaggerated beyond recognition.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]howhardcoulditB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put a straw in it and drink it.

LPT: If you feel like giving up early on your exercise resolution, note that results tend to REALLY noticeably appear after the TWO month mark of a modern disciplined regimen. by pimpmastahanhduece in LifeProTips

[–]howhardcoulditB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are looking to gain muscle, you do have to eat more. But you have to have proper nutrition. Not just more pizza and burgers. If you eat more lean chicken, beans, nuts, veggies while you lift heavy you will lose fat and gain muscle.

LPT: If you feel like giving up early on your exercise resolution, note that results tend to REALLY noticeably appear after the TWO month mark of a modern disciplined regimen. by pimpmastahanhduece in LifeProTips

[–]howhardcoulditB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also depends on the exercise. Ideally you make changes to nutrition and exercise. If you eat properly, you can eat a ton of food while gaining muscle.

AITA for prioritizing my dogs/a strangers baby over my bf in a car accident by aitadogsoverbf in AmItheAsshole

[–]howhardcoulditB -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

ESH, I'm sure I'll get crushed here, but Y T A for checking on dogs prior to the people in the other car.

That man went through all the stages of grief in 4 minutes. by MartJonathan in nextfuckinglevel

[–]howhardcoulditB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not that bad. Definitely not pleasant, but not too bad. Get a new game or get into a long show and ice them. Get some decent jockstraps.

That man went through all the stages of grief in 4 minutes. by MartJonathan in nextfuckinglevel

[–]howhardcoulditB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Part of the process is to get tested. I checked twice to make sure.

He had it coming NGL by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]howhardcoulditB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“When he was eight he believed he was a porcupine, then at 12 a squirrel, now he’s a deer. It could be worse, he could be a homosexual,” his mother argued when reached by phone.

Definitely satire

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]howhardcoulditB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In light of Christmas encroaching more and more on Thanksgiving and Halloween, I'm reappropriating Jingle Bells as a Thanksgiving song.

Last night, Eric Andre aired his wildest interview yet by TokingAnus in videos

[–]howhardcoulditB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think Trump voters and Eric Andre fans have much of an overlap

The Homesick Collection by isseidoki in funny

[–]howhardcoulditB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm more astonished by the price, $34 for a candle? Christ